Junkman Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 This sounds rather interesting*, so I thought an Autoshite delegation might want to attend. The inaugural event will take place on 03 April in - you guessed it - Bromyard, which itself sounds terminally shite.It is conveniently* located between the similarly arrestingly named Bringsty and Bredenbury. For more info, look here: http://www.bromyardspeedfestival.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Man, that looks seriously like the shitest car event ever. Most tempted to attend. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 9, 2016 Author Share Posted March 9, 2016 Yeah, we could even come up with some kind of game, for added entertainment*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 That looks wonderfully dire. They have a "tyre demo" and "stalls". It appears to be on the same level as a school fete with some added driving around at slow speed Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 How many shite cars can we get in attendance. Bonus points for anyone who can get my van from catterick. Hiab necessary eddyramrod, chaseracer and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 The only motoring claim to fame in Bromyard that I know of is Holdens All bumpers for MG /Rover were painted there so anybody with one of those should bring it and be subjected to boring stories off the locals. I'll be there if the weather is OK, its only up the road Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Scotoshite Formation req'd fotorabia, Junkman and chaseracer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Who can get the shitest car into the parade? I should probably wander down same it's only half an hour away. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I am hoping to relieve my brother of the Umm before then ... Junkman and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I grew up a dozen miles from Bromyard. We could go and annoy my parents afterwards. eddyramrod and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 10, 2016 Author Share Posted March 10, 2016 I bet your mom makes wonderful cake. chaseracer, hairnet and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Mmmmmm cake. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser.innes.3 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 4 miles away from my place. You are all right. Bromyard is the shitiest place imaginable, so welcome. Can probably fit a few guys on sofas/inflatable beds if required. My local also does b&b. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 £35 entry fee? Sod that! May be up for turning up for a mooch though. strangeangel and skattrd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 £35 entry fee? Sod that! May be up for turning up for a mooch though. I'm with Mr Wobbler on this one. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon-Fonte Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I was enticed until I saw the price, then realised a trip around the block in Bromyard (the 'street circuit' as they ambitiously call it) at 30mph isn't worth that kind of money and changed my mind. What were they thinking? Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I bet your mom makes wonderful cake. She does! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 how much for tea and cake cos id rather wack money on pez and tea and cake than half baked car thing in hereford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I'll talk to the mothership... Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 £35 entry fee? Sod that! May be up for turning up for a mooch though.Ah... Didn't notice the entry fee... I'm out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 Who said a word about entry? I'm not entering anything. Why on earth would I enter anything?I will happily specate for absolutely free of charge and watch the whole thing keel over, which it inevitably will, while nomnoming away on Chaseracer's mother's cake.Entry. Don't be daft. D Spares & Tyres, skattrd, chaseracer and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 12, 2016 Author Share Posted March 12, 2016 In attendance on 3rd April are: 1. The Grandaland Greenhouse Gassers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 In attendance on 3rd April are: 1. The Grandaland Greenhouse Gassers 2. Chaseracer's Dirty Diesel Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_the_cat Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 In attendance on 3rd April are: 1. The Grandaland Greenhouse Gassers2. Chaseracer's Dirty Diesel 3. MTC's Silver Stellar (probably) chaseracer and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 In attendance on 3rd April are: 1. The Grandaland Greenhouse Gassers2. Chaseracer's Dirty Diesel 3. MTC's Silver Stellar (probably)4. Sloth's Rusty Puma Time to remove those likes, I thought this was on the Saturday when I'm free, I'm already pre-booked on the Sunday so out. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Fiats Sake Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 3hr plus drive for me, in the Micetro (do they still paint bumpers mines a bit worn in places). I'm on permanent Sundays and these do's are always on a Sunday! I could use my recently won "duvet day" ticket and attend, £35 is even dearer than the big shed in brum though! Hmmmm thinking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I think it has been agreed to attend but not enter. So it won't be £35. Dollywobbler Dirty Dyane Racing is a possible attendee. Can't yet confirm. For Fiats Sake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser.innes.3 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I haz a plan - All shiters meet beforehand and select the ultimate shite car from those that turn up. We all then chip in the £35, and this car then becomes the official autoshite entry. Junkman, fotorabia, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Put me down as maybe please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon-Fonte Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 1. The Grandaland Greenhouse Gassers2. Chaseracer's Dirty Diesel 3. MTC's Silver Stellar (probably)4. Cleon-Fonte's Crap Citroen Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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