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#61 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 09:40 PM

Ok, two things, 1) I hate everything this show stands for, and 2) I know its wrong to laugh at the educationally sub-normal, but type 'bad x-factor audition' into youtube for many mega lols. There are loads of them! This one is particularly hilarious: Also, that mouthy racist geordie Cheryl looks do-able in this clip.

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 08:55 AM

Stevie Riks. Love those Beatles impressions :D :D :D :D ... o_response
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 09:08 AM

I utterly detest the X Factor and all the other cheap, tacky TV shows of the same genre. Everything about it is wrong, encourages people who should know better to think they can chase the impossible dream of celebrity.Cheryl does look fit though. :PEdit - Ooops, nearly turned the thread grumpy then. I'll just go and break out some lolcats to snap me out of it.

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 09:21 AM

I utterly detest the X Factor and all the other cheap, tacky TV shows of the same genre. Everything about it is wrong, encourages people who should know better to think they can chase the impossible dream of celebrity.

Exactly, this is why we should mock and point and laugh at them. I have no interest in the ones that can sing on this show and only watch the auditions for comedy value.

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 01:17 PM

Ok, two things, 1) I hate everything this show stands for, and 2) I know its wrong to laugh at the educationally sub-normal, but type 'bad x-factor audition' into youtube for many mega lols. There are loads of them! This one is particularly hilarious: Also, that mouthy racist geordie Cheryl looks do-able in this clip.

You bastard! I clicked on that and had to spend the next hour watching the others :lol:

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 01:20 PM

Cheryl does look fit though. :P

If 'vapid and tearful' is your thing.

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 01:21 PM

Ok, let me rephrase that ' can look fit at times'

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 01:41 PM

I always thought Kimberley was by far the fittest Girl Aloud, Cheryl's a bit too skinny for my liking.
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 02:02 PM

Oh God, not the bi-annual "Autoshite Girls Aloud Debate". My vote would be to chuck the lot of them down a wishing well, then concrete it over.

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 02:03 PM

Oh God, not the bi-annual "Autoshite Girls Aloud Debate". My vote would be to chuck the lot of them down a wishing well, then concrete it over.

Bi-monthly more like.
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 02:24 PM

2 weeks ago I taught some english kids in the south of france the act of "PULL MY FINGER" :oops: Maybe I'm a bad parent :lol:
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 03:03 PM

I always thought Kimberley was by far the fittest Girl Aloud, Cheryl's a bit too skinny for my liking.

+1 Maybe there should be a dedicated 'Girls aloud / other slags on TV to perv over after 2 bottles of newcastle star' thread?

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 03:12 PM

I always thought Kimberley was by far the fittest Girl Aloud, Cheryl's a bit too skinny for my liking.

+1 Maybe there should be a dedicated 'Girls aloud / other slags on TV to perv over after 2 bottles of newcastle star' thread?

Good idea! I'm sure we'd all have plenty to post....
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 03:57 PM

2 weeks ago I taught some english kids in the south of france the act of "PULL MY FINGER" :oops: Maybe I'm a bad parent :lol:

When I was a Rotaractor, I taught this to a bunch of disabled adults/adults with learning difficulties when I was assisting them on an adventure holiday in the lakes organised by Rotary. I hate to think what their separate institutions thought when they returned there and taught it to the rest!

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 05:56 PM

When I was a Rotaractor

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Posted 25 August 2009 - 06:56 PM

Mr McQueenmachine on Radio 2 today talking about the english on holiday ... always raises a smile :D
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:33 PM

Shooting stars!I know its a bit tired, but it made me laugh this evening.
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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:35 PM

Shooting stars! I know its a bit tired, but it made me laugh this evening.

Gah! Missed it. Vic and Bob have stupid silliness down to a fine art. *waits for someone to berate Vic for burying a Daimler or something.

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:39 PM

I thought it was a 'counties' Austin he buried? missed it too, mores the pity, have to watch on the i=player tomorrow as a way of avoiding to any work.

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:53 PM

Yeah. I can't remember which model it was exactly, but he buried the back of it so it was pointing in the air in an attempt to reverse time. Im sure there's a video of it on da tube somewhere.

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Posted 27 August 2009 - 07:25 AM

It was quite funny - giggled a few times. Who the hell is the Greek guy? Major mistake: Vic promises a cassette of reggae as a price, Bob goes 'you've won the reggae cd'. Makes me angry that.

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 06:40 AM

Harry Hill. Everything he has ever done from 1995 has just made me p*ss myself. Even the kids show he does.

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 10:47 AM

These (only very recently discovered Tel) are currently making me rofl. Well worth a watch trust me... 1.6GL... ... re=related Maserati... Campervan... ... re=related Rolls Royce... ... re=related
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 11:20 AM

As things go, this makes me laugh more than most of the stuff on telly.

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 12:49 PM

/\ Agreed. A clip from my favourite episode (which was on BBC3 last night)...
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 04:20 PM

That clip lead to this clip...

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 07:39 AM

Family Guy is class....Search for Seth Macfarlane on you tube, he's done a dvd of other "adult" cartoons, out on dvd over here soon...as is season 8

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 01:14 PM

I just wish BBC3 had bought more than three episodes of Family Guy. I flicked it on last night and lo and behold, it was the one where Stewie shoots Louis on the cruise. That must make it 5 or 6 times I've seen that.

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 04:01 PM

You could just as well be talking about the Simpsons there, How many times have i seen who's shot Mr. Burns??!!...Oh hang on wrong thread!

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