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#42601 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 06:39 PM

Possible winner of shittest car ad pic ever? What was the point? Ooh look I have cleaned the car at least once. Even worse, it was the FIRST pic in the listing.attachicon.gifIMG_0680.PNG

 

Buy my car, it's so good I can't help jizzing all over it!


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#42602 OFFLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 07:06 PM

Bloody hell, look at the wheelbase on that thing. I bet it's an absolute twat on a twisty back road.

 

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#42603 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 07:13 PM

Bloody hell, look at the wheelbase on that thing. I bet it's an absolute twat wheeling it out the garage



#42604 OFFLINE   garethj

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Posted Yesterday, 06:25 AM

Something to cheer you up - LOL:

 

Last week a bloke at work bought his wife an Apple watch.  All fine and gadgety; you can do all kinds of marvellous things with it, even send text messages by talking into it which makes it cool in my book

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Anyway, he saw the messages come up on the little screen and asked his wife why she signed off her text messages with LOL.  "It means Lots Of Love" she replied.

 

Oookaaaay

 

He explained that it didn't mean Lots Of Love, it meant Laugh Out Loud.  That's all fine until she thought back to some of the messages she had sent..

 

"Sorry to hear that your dog has died after its long illness.  LOL"

 

"My thoughts are with you on the death of your dear grandmother.  LOL"

 

:)


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#42605 OFFLINE   Heidel_Kakao

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Posted Yesterday, 08:25 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...7-s-great-storm

Michael Fish is a secret shiter. He is still driving a C reg Maestro :)
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Posted Yesterday, 08:46 AM

And he still maintains that he wasn’t at fault.
Tous les Vauxhalls sont des merdes

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Posted Yesterday, 09:16 AM

Father DodgeRover has qualified for an invite to the national ploughing championships, I'm assuming it's in the Ferguson class. Hopefully it will be somewhere in the middle of the country so he can attend.

Doesn't he have a trailer?

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Posted Yesterday, 09:19 AM

And he still maintains that he wasn’t at fault.

30th anniversary.

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Posted Yesterday, 09:58 AM

Doesn't he have a trailer?


Just doesn't like towing/ driving going too far from home these days 80 miles is about the limit

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Posted Yesterday, 10:24 AM

Just had an offer accepted (verbally at least) on one of the properties I viewed on Friday, solicitors are doing their thing now :D


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Posted Yesterday, 01:43 PM

Just watching a kid take their driving test for a tractor, examiner is following on foot.

Edit - they passed L plates removed :)
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#42612 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted Yesterday, 06:17 PM

And he still maintains that he wasn’t at fault.

he wasnt

 

it wasnt a hurricane as yon 'lady' phoned to tell him about which he said



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Posted Yesterday, 06:39 PM

The met office told the military that it might all be so bad that they would be required to clean up, the French figured out what was happening and the Met Office ended up reviewing their procedures and buying supercomputers because of all this.

 

And Fish has changed his story several times over the years.


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Posted Yesterday, 06:56 PM

Just had an offer accepted (verbally at least) on one of the properties I viewed on Friday, solicitors about to go skiing for a month now :D



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Posted Yesterday, 06:58 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...7-s-great-storm

Michael Fish is a secret shiter. He is still driving a C reg Maestro :)


It's just been on again now. Made the One Show almost watchable for once.
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Posted Yesterday, 07:26 PM

It's just been on again now. Made the One Show almost watchable for once.

 

IMPOSSIBLE.


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Posted Yesterday, 08:31 PM

Popped outside on my break to get something out of my car and found this next to it

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Looking at the decals for the causes supported its obviously for a charity rally
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#42618 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted Yesterday, 08:31 PM

DaFaq?



#42619 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted Yesterday, 10:45 PM


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Posted Yesterday, 10:59 PM

Wtf is wrong with some people....
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Posted Yesterday, 11:35 PM

Ftfy


Couldn’t be more true.

£1000 buyers incentive if you use our conveyancer sir

£999.99 conveyancing fees I expect
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#42622 ONLINE   Ghosty

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Posted Yesterday, 11:41 PM

Of course they chose the worst Bond car of the lot, that doesn't even really do anything and probably hardly anyone will remember...


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Posted Today, 08:56 AM

Le Mans 2018 tickets booked and I managed to get the same campsite again but got my discount this year so even cheaper !!!!


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Posted Today, 11:37 AM

Le Mans 2018 tickets booked and I managed to get the same campsite again but got my discount this year so even cheaper !!!!


What is this discount you speak of? I was thinking of doing the Le Mans classic for the first time next year.

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Posted Today, 12:20 PM

What is this discount you speak of? I was thinking of doing the Le Mans classic for the first time next year.

I am a member of the ACO so get a discount and advance ticket sales for the main race. I think the Classic tends to be rip off ticket agencies only but as I haven't been since the very first one I wouldn't know. I can look into it for you if you want as I am thinking about doing the classic as well next year.

 

I have just checked the ACO site and classic tickets go on sale next week


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Posted Today, 12:31 PM

Floating about the Trafford Centre to pick up my glasses. On the way in I was passed by a van labelled ‘Selfridges & Co. Food Hall’
T reg smiley Transit, cleanest one I’ve ever seen :shock:
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Posted Today, 03:52 PM

Of course they chose the worst Bond car of the lot, that doesn't even really do anything and probably hardly anyone will remember...

Er, who did?  What Bond car?  Why?


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Posted Today, 03:56 PM

Fitted this to the Multipla earlier (an early birthday present) to replace the really nice but broken CD player Clarion head unit.

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A £37 Alba special from Argos.

Managed to fit it in about 10 minutes as the plugs were the same and it's the first time ever my daily driver has a working CD player. Actually sounds decent.

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Posted Today, 04:08 PM

Er, who did?  What Bond car?  Why?

 

Z3, there was one in GoldenEye briefly and it did sod all.


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