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#40591 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 07:38 PM

" The greater good "

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#40592 OFFLINE   richardmorris

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 08:45 PM

Red sky at night- should I phone the farmer and tell him the flock's on fire?

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#40593 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 08:58 PM

I once owned a mug that bore the slogan, "Red sky at night means that Brixton's alight!"
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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#40594 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 09:14 PM

YES!!!!!!  Watching a random episode of 8 out of 10 cats, and we've just had the famous Claudia Moment: "Who's going to breast-feed my children?"  Never gets old....


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#40595 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 09:45 PM

Red sky at night- should I phone the farmer and tell him the flock's on fire?

mmm lamb koftas



#40596 OFFLINE   fiatdaft

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 10:01 PM

" The greater good "


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#40597 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted Yesterday, 03:00 PM

Two MOTs Two passes!
Volvo with no advises.
E34 520 advise for rear tyres on wear-bars , which is fair enough.
Just realised the E34 hasn't been used for about 2 months, it could be going on the market soon and the funds put into the E30 316 Auto , which my eldest wants to start smoking about in- she used it everyday about 6 years ago, but got a job 50 miles away and it was slow and thirsty on the motorway. Now she works local and my plan to fit anE36 328 engine and box is further away than ever now that E36s are so bloody rare.
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#40598 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted Yesterday, 03:35 PM

Can I register interest in the e34 please?

Bro has an e30 with the m52 2.8. Total weapon!
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#40599 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted Yesterday, 04:06 PM

The e34 may have to step in as daily wheels for MrsN , depending if I sort CLK Cab issues before her Gaylander sells, but your interest duly noted.image.jpeg
Have a picture, that I just took after driving back from MOT, a very flattering picture, because you can't see the dull bonnet .

#40600 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted Yesterday, 04:13 PM

The e34 may have to step in as daily wheels for MrsN , depending if I sort CLK Cab issues before her Gaylander sells, but your interest duly noted. image.jpeg
Have a picture, that I just took after driving back from MOT, a very flattering picture, because you can't see the dull bonnet .


Not a bother:) I remember you getting it and me thinking it was a looker on those hubcaps:)
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#40601 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted Yesterday, 05:39 PM

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#40602 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted Yesterday, 06:00 PM

 now that E36s are so bloody rare.

 

 

 

They've all been crashed sideways into a wall in Fife.


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#40603 OFFLINE   michael1703

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Posted Yesterday, 08:07 PM

My 6 year old male black lab had sex with my customers female dog the other week, he's now fell in love with our male cat, he's been licking and sniffing him and he pines for him if he's jumped up on a surface or fence.

Pussy is pussy as they say
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#40604 OFFLINE   FakeConcern

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Posted Yesterday, 08:19 PM

I just found this pic of the V70 T5, we parked in front of an Airstream caravan!

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#40605 OFFLINE   blyteee

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Posted Today, 12:32 AM

Watching Legend of Barney Thomson and it appears he drives a Nissan Sunny/Pulsar saloon. :D

 

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#40606 OFFLINE   Aston Martin

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Posted Today, 11:19 AM

I saw someone else living the dream today, northbound M1. Citroen C8 towing a Fiat Ulysseseseses.
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#40607 OFFLINE   jakebullet

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Posted Today, 02:36 PM

Have I moved into the twilight zone?

 

Disco passed MOT yesterday. Then today got insurance renewal:

Your new total price £334.89
(Last year's total price £365.54)

 

In 25 years of driving I've never seen a lower renewal price.


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#40608 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted Today, 03:05 PM

Stag passed Mot today, no visories

 

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#40609 ONLINE   Supernaut

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Posted Today, 03:27 PM

The e34 may have to step in as daily wheels for MrsN , depending if I sort CLK Cab issues before her Gaylander sells, but your interest duly noted.attachicon.gifimage.jpeg
Have a picture, that I just took after driving back from MOT, a very flattering picture, because you can't see the dull bonnet .


That's HAWT.

Would go nicely alongside the E36 316i...

Semi-serious-but-not-really-but-maybe interest from me. Unless it's an auto.

#40610 ONLINE   robinmasters

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Posted Today, 03:46 PM

AXA insurance-you can do a change of vehicle online. Admin fee: £0

Obviously that's exactly what they should charge, as I've done the data entry myself and saved them answering the phone, but still a nice surprise.

Also, additional premium for the change of vehicle? -£0.09
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