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#39391 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 05:13 PM

Having given up on this bloody tooth and requested a new one to be made using a new impression (aready done) I did what any shiter worth the name would have done and attacked this sod with the electric drill!

 

Fits much better now, wearable and I can speak (mixed blessing for those forced to listen granted) so well pleased :) Should have been a dentist...

 

I already had the impression from the Dollop that you were a bit crazy.  Attacking your own teeth with a drill confirms.  :D


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#39392 OFFLINE   FakeConcern

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 05:14 PM

Made me laugh anyway!

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#39393 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 05:23 PM

Was on motorway and 3 lanes of fycked

Heard ambulances coming from behind and for 3 miles um going quicker than they are filtering

They get behind me and move over they go thru - i follow

Is it bad I reovertook them as they were only doing 25mph
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#39394 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 06:33 PM

Liverpool's mayor (Joe Anderson) has said he'll offer free or reduced council tax if you report someone for not clearing up their dog's mess or fly tipping. Whatever fine they get will come off the council tax of who reported them. One of the best ideas I've heard of, especially ref. the fly tipping. I hope other councils follow suit. 


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#39395 OFFLINE   Asimo

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 08:33 PM

Walking new to me roads to get grandaughter to sleep this afternoon and found all sorts of weird and rusty. There is so much old chod lying around! No photos because of pram but highlights included a boat on someones roof, a kit car Lotus 7 style with a tree growing through the floor, 3 rotten P38s on one small lawn and a 2 door, red Mk1 Cavalier with hubcaps!
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#39396 OFFLINE   AlabamaShrimp

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 09:49 PM

Liverpool's mayor (Joe Anderson) has said he'll offer free or reduced council tax if you report someone for not clearing up their dog's mess or fly tipping. Whatever fine they get will come off the council tax of who reported them. One of the best ideas I've heard of, especially ref. the fly tipping. I hope other councils follow suit.


I understand the sentiment as it's a total mess round here with both problems but I hate this informing* type thing. "if I can't do it you're not doing"....
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#39397 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:02 PM

Having given up on this bloody tooth and requested a new one to be made using a new impression (aready done) I did what any shiter worth the name would have done and attacked this sod with the electric drill!

Fits much better now, wearable and I can speak (mixed blessing for those forced to listen granted) so well pleased :) Should have been a dentist...

Self-dentistry rocks!
I've attacked a broken rear molar in my lower jaw that was cutting my tongue with a rotary engraving tool in the past...it was a good 12 or so years before a dentist saw it.
Why was it broken? There was an impacted wisdom tooth breaking it up!
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#39398 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:17 PM

I understand the sentiment as it's a total mess round here with both problems but I hate this informing* type thing. "if I can't do it you're not doing"....

 

Completely disagree, there's some lovely local roads/areas round here ruined by lazy selfish bastards fly tipping all manner of shit.


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#39399 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:19 PM

Just switched telly on and found one of those foreign detective series things on More 4..'The Team' or summat.

First scene features a Pug 604. Didn't expect that.

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#39400 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:29 PM

I understand having a car you're proud of, even joining one-marque forums and stuff like that. But seriously....

 

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That's a dented, diesel Astra estate on rusty steels. "Because Astra" is only really an answer to the question "Mate, why are you always so grumpy when you get to work?"


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#39401 ONLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:42 PM

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#39402 OFFLINE   AlabamaShrimp

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:47 PM

Completely disagree, there's some lovely local roads/areas round here ruined by lazy selfish bastards fly tipping all manner of shit.


I do know what you mean as the old pit behind us was always being fly tipped on and now there's a new road into part of it its even worse but curtain twitches or "that guys got lots of Fiat's on his drive, I bet he's a car dealer" type stuff always spoil the good intentions.
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#39403 OFFLINE   michael1703

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:51 PM

Got a house full of my wife's yoga group, lots of well spoken middle class women

Noice!
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#39404 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:52 PM

Where do you live again?
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#39405 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:05 PM

Mrs Imp: 'You've left Imp Jrs buggy in the back of the car and I need it, is the car open, I'll go and get it from the train station.'

Me: 'Soz, I locked it but there is a spare key in the drawer downstairs'

*rummaging*

Mrs Imp: 'Theres loads of keys, which one is it?"

Me:'Its the one with a picture of a Jaguar on it'

Mrs Imp 'I can't find it, there are some on a blue keyring, one with sellotape on and one with a picture of a lion on it.... '
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#39406 OFFLINE   meowdchina

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:11 PM

Oh Yes............The Senate just confirmed Scott Pruitt to lead the EPA. (EnvironMENTAL Protection Agency)

 

Now we'll get rid of this "CO2 is a pollutant" bullshit and get back to real science.

 

The 16 year old single malt is out, the last time I did that was Brexit.


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#39407 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:42 PM

Guess where I'm going tomorrow

Faker or they all do that or r9uke if he's not shagging renos :lol:

Come and say hello

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#39408 OFFLINE   michael1703

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:44 PM

Put some keks on man! nobody wants to see your custard stained shreddies
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#39409 OFFLINE   BenHar

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:58 PM

Oh Yes............The Senate just confirmed Scott Pruitt to lead the EPA. (EnvironMENTAL Protection Agency)

 

Now we'll get rid of this "CO2 is a pollutant" bullshit and get back to real science.

 

The 16 year old single malt is out, the last time I did that was Brexit.

 

Get over to the Open Forum.

 

Then die.

 

Ben


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Your clearly thick....end of.


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Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:10 AM

Today:

1st mot: Porsche Cayman = minter than minty mcmint
2nd mot: Nissan figaro = ouch, just put my hand through the sill
3rd mot: £100 02 kangoo been sat in a field for a year = pass
4th mot: 55 plate mx5 = ouch, just put my hand through the sill
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#39411 OFFLINE   meowdchina

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:57 AM

Get over to the Open Forum.

 

Then die.

 

Ben

 

Nice.................Your Mum taken your crayons off you has she ?..........................


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#39412 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 01:39 AM

Yay. That drama thing. The murderer drives the 604.
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#39413 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 07:17 AM

Today:

1st mot: Porsche Cayman = minter than minty mcmint
2nd mot: Nissan figaro = ouch, just put my hand through the sill
3rd mot: £100 02 kangoo been sat in a field for a year = pass
4th mot: 55 plate mx5 = ouch, just put my hand through the sill


Sounds about right . Did a pre mot on a 55 plate mazda 3 yesterday - good god .
Both outer sills front and back , both sill end caps , rear subframe rotten , inner sills at the back and fuel filler neck .
I didn't even jack it up !
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Posted 18 February 2017 - 07:29 AM

Oh Yes............The Senate just confirmed Scott Pruitt to lead the EPA. (EnvironMENTAL Protection Agency)

Now we'll get rid of this "CO2 is a pollutant" bullshit and get back to real science.

The 16 year old single malt is out, the last time I did that was Brexit.

Climate change is FAKE NEWS.

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 09:05 AM

Oh Yes............The Senate just confirmed Scott Pruitt to lead the EPA. (EnvironMENTAL Protection Agency)

 

Now we'll get rid of this "CO2 is a pollutant" bullshit and get back to real science.

 

The 16 year old single malt is out, the last time I did that was Brexit.

 

I accidentally clicked like on that post when browsing on my phone earlier.

 

I feel that I should just confirm that it was totally accidental and I'm not a complete thick bastard like laddo here who thinks it's fantastic news that American companies will soon be able to pour glowing green industrial waste into rivers and stuff.


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#39416 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 09:14 AM

Climate change is FAKE NEWS.

 

Fuck me I agree with one of your posts!


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Posted 18 February 2017 - 09:36 AM

The label "snowflake liberals" no idea where it came from or who first used it but it makes me grin every time I see it used. ...
edit.. ah fight club... 1999
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1977 VDP 1500         ...rusty barn find...work in progress

1959 Austin A35        ...awaiting weldathon

2000 Saab 93            ...engine donor

2003 PT Cruiser       .... petrol  weekend toy

2003 PT Cruiser       .... diesel work van

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now try not to sing that all day long.........


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Posted 18 February 2017 - 09:52 AM

Oh and eating breakfast on the seafront in Barcelona in shorts and a t-shirt watching the locals walking past in their thick winter coats. ..
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1964 Austin 1100      ...shell in storage

1977 VDP 1500         ...rusty barn find...work in progress

1959 Austin A35        ...awaiting weldathon

2000 Saab 93            ...engine donor

2003 PT Cruiser       .... petrol  weekend toy

2003 PT Cruiser       .... diesel work van

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now try not to sing that all day long.........


#39419 ONLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 10:02 AM

Today's lesson learned:

A convertible, a motorway and an open box containing polystyrene "cornflake" packaging is not a happy combination.

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#39420 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 10:04 AM

Oh and eating breakfast on the seafront in Barcelona in shorts and a t-shirt watching the locals walking past in their thick winter coats. ..


Same here- apart from the Barcelona, sea and shorts bits.tmp-cam--611724647.jpg
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