Jump to content


Welcome to Autoshite

Welcome to Autoshite, like most online communities you must register to view or post in our community, but don't worry this is a simple free process that requires minimal information for you to signup. Be apart of Autoshite by signing in or creating an account.
  • Start new topics and reply to others
  • Subscribe to topics and forums to get automatic updates
  • Get your own profile and make new friends
  • Customize your experience here
Guest Message by DevFuse
 

Photo

Moogs Motors - Fixerated


  • Please log in to reply
736 replies to this topic

#451 OFFLINE   Breadvan72

Breadvan72

    Banned

  • Banned
  • 6,853 posts
  • 15 thanks
  • LocationOxfordshire Shire
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 10:13 AM

Nothing wrong with grooming your cock.

 

Veet, or Bic?


1975 Triumph Dolomite Sprint 1979 Lancia Beta 1600 Coupe (work in progress) 1980 Yamaha RD125 DX1981 Austin-Morris Sherpa 2.0 Autosleeper1982 Moto Morini 350 Strada1983 Rover SD1 2600 SE1992 Jaguar XJS 4.0 (work not in progress)1994 UMM 4x4 Alter II - Phase 3 - 2.5D<p>1998 Honda CG125 CDI

#452 OFFLINE   Parky

Parky

    Get a Horse in

  • Full Members
  • 3,666 posts
  • 8 thanks
  • LocationHe'll nail it first time
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 10:24 AM

Any updates on the condition of the starlet?

#453 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

twosmoke300

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Full Members
  • 7,920 posts
  • 29 thanks
  • LocationCornwall

Posted 02 April 2017 - 11:10 AM

Ffs parky - we were taking about combed chickens !
  • Parky, DeeJay, vulgalour and 3 others like this

Skoda Octavia 1.9tdi - the boring modern 

Fiat Ducato 2009 l3h2

Honda Crf250X

Suzuki TS50x

Kawasaki Ke175d

Prilla Pigsasshole 650

Saxo 1.5D

Land Rover 90 2.5 petrol

Honda CB250N super wet dream

 

 

 


#454 OFFLINE   AlabamaShrimp

AlabamaShrimp

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 4,061 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationWakefield
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 11:16 AM

My cock is very well groomed

Chicken .jpg
  • UltraWomble likes this

#455 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

tooSavvy

    tooSerious x far..!

  • Full Members
  • 5,113 posts
  • 6 thanks
  • LocationWallsend on Tyne
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 11:20 AM

IIRC there was a TV program about hens/egg business. Really interesting bit was 'hot iron cauterising/de-beaking' of birds... cos they get a bit scratchy being jammed together!!

https://en.m.wikiped.../wiki/Debeaking

FFS... Try the Underground :(


TS

Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

35942490325_3f0da8b633_m.jpgSUCKS


#456 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

Lacquer Peel

    Rank: Isuzu Florian

  • Full Members
  • 8,748 posts
  • 13 thanks
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 11:33 AM

All of that brutality so people can have cheap chicken, horrible.
  • chaseracer, tooSavvy, DSdriver and 2 others like this

#457 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 12:00 PM

Is this the point i should get the hump, delete all my posts and stomp off cause you ain't talking about me? 😂


No news on starlet... back to chicken chat ....
  • chaseracer, Twiggy, loserone and 9 others like this

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#458 OFFLINE   Pillock

Pillock

    It's true.

  • Full Members
  • 14,312 posts
  • 34 thanks
  • LocationMassive Wang.
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 12:14 PM

I love a good Chicken Chaat, although since I'm a manly man I'll always order a vindaloo instead.
  • The Moog and chodweaver like this

#459 OFFLINE   hairnet

hairnet

    Rank: Organisation

  • Full Members
  • 7,385 posts
  • 4 thanks

Posted 02 April 2017 - 01:41 PM

Coli - drummed (!) outta sctsch cos of chicken fetish?
  • The Moog and Cavcraft like this

#460 OFFLINE   Parky

Parky

    Get a Horse in

  • Full Members
  • 3,666 posts
  • 8 thanks
  • LocationHe'll nail it first time
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 03:22 PM

Ffs parky - we were taking about combed chickens !


Yeah sorry about that! I think Chicken Chat should become a new sticky thread, it has potential
  • The Moog and UltraWomble like this

#461 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

UltraWomble

    Wombling Free since 1971

  • Full Members
  • 4,825 posts
  • 8 thanks
  • LocationGranadaLand
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 April 2017 - 08:50 PM

 

I'll get me coat


  • The Moog likes this

The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

15432673358_e48791f84f_t.jpg


#462 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 04 April 2017 - 07:33 AM

Apparently they had a job finding me a screen for the big green bogey.

Couldn't find any of the windscreen trims so they are going to have to be stuck back on


3676db0be43addeae10e6bae05a77312.jpg
  • KruJoe, Sigmund Fraud, Dave_Q and 1 other like this

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#463 OFFLINE   bub2006

bub2006

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Full Members
  • 7,465 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • Locationderbyshire

Posted 04 April 2017 - 09:09 AM

https://www.youtube....h?v=ln4QojnG7G8

I'll get me coat

Dorothy please.

#464 OFFLINE   Rusty Sills

Rusty Sills

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,540 posts
  • 7 thanks
  • LocationKent
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 04 April 2017 - 09:26 AM

You will not usually be held liable for damage or injury caused whilst the car is under the control of a thief. The owner of the other vehicle may be able to obtain compensation from the MIB, which has a fund to provide against some uninsured losses.


I had an Opel Manta stolen and crashed into a bollard. The council chased me for the costs, though I don't know the outcome as I was simply
told to send it to my insurer. The car had been reported stolen about 12 hours earlier.

#465 OFFLINE   Supernaut

Supernaut

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 3,939 posts
  • 6 thanks
  • LocationLurking.
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 05 April 2017 - 02:04 PM

So... seeing as Moog has a collection thread elsewhere, is the Starlet officially now dead? :(



#466 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 05 April 2017 - 03:09 PM

I assume so.

Not heard from insurance company. May give them a call tomorrow but this week is ultra busy.

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#467 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 11 April 2017 - 10:46 AM

The vel satis achieved this down to London

Helped by 50mph and cruise control 6f833eefcd6c5273f9dc7603342e95c0.jpg
  • Keymaster, somewhatfoolish and SiC like this

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#468 OFFLINE   SiC

SiC

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Full Members
  • 5,092 posts
  • 30 thanks
  • LocationBristol
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 11 April 2017 - 11:08 AM

Did it do that while driving? :o
Current Fleet:
1974 MGB GT - A stereotypical classic car.
2007 Honda Civic EX CTDi - The reliable runner that is like the family pet.
2010 Aldi A4 - Owned to placate the wife on my crap buying


My history: 2003 Clio II 1.2 16v (First car), 2003 Honda Civic 3dr 1.7 CTDi (Isuzu lump), 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6, 2005 Mazda RX8 192bhp, 2005 Saab 9-3 1.9TiD 150bhp, 2007 Honda Civic 2.2 CTDi, 2004 Renault Scenic 1.6 Auto (Now Kiltox FiL), 2004 Saab 9-5 2.3t (Now Hooli), 2004 Smart Roadster 80bhp
Wife history (that she used/owned but I had frequent use of): 2002 Renault Clio II 1.2 16v (Billabong!), 2006 Mazda MX5 1.8, 2004 VW Golf 1.6 FSI, 2005 Renault Scenic II 2.0 (went bad from the drive back when buying it!), 2002 Vauxhall Astra 1.6 16v (now phil_lihp ex-colleague), 2005 Renault Laguna II v6 (Now angle)

#469 OFFLINE   beko1987

beko1987

    Shonky old Citroen

  • Full Members
  • 11,540 posts
  • 27 thanks
  • LocationThame, Oxon

Posted 11 April 2017 - 11:12 AM

Idling in the back of an aa truck...
  • BorniteIdentity likes this

2005 Gooner2 2.2dci Auto ex taxi (apparently) (Ex Kiltox)

2008 orl Vauxhalls r Shit Zafira 1.8 SRI 140 (Hers)
 


#470 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 11 April 2017 - 11:14 AM

Very much so .... Was 65 one​ cruise with 50 stretches. I reckon someone like Mr Vulgalour could get another 5 mpg out of it.
  • chodweaver likes this

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#471 OFFLINE   chodweaver

chodweaver

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,019 posts
  • 5 thanks
  • LocationCongleton
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 11 April 2017 - 01:47 PM

I knew the ol' girl had it in her!



#472 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 15 April 2017 - 03:50 PM

So starlet update - been offered a £460 settlement. Theft excess is £350 which sucks a bit. I have asked them to see if they can get me £150 so they are re valuing it.

It was Cat B write off with 4k worth of damage as they crashed head on into a car.

Got a letter through about court date, i need to give a witness statement and also an application for victim compensation

Certainly move fast.


In other news Can clip came for vel satis so will get it hooked up and see what it says

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#473 OFFLINE   3VOM

3VOM

    Rank: BL Wedge

  • Full Members
  • 581 posts
  • 8 thanks
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 15 April 2017 - 04:42 PM

In other news Can clip came for vel satis so will get it hooked up and see what it says

Too much data to process.


  • The Moog, beko1987, BenHar and 1 other like this

What's the retail on one of those plumbed in fire extinguisher systems?


#474 OFFLINE   Pillock

Pillock

    It's true.

  • Full Members
  • 14,312 posts
  • 34 thanks
  • LocationMassive Wang.
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 15 April 2017 - 06:37 PM

So they caught the thieves then if it's going through court?

Head on? I hope they weren't* too badly injured. Sucks to barely get any ca$hback after the excess though - in my slightly idealistic way, I thought excess was only payable if it was a fault claim (and they could hardly say having a car stolen from the back of your driveway is your fault....)



#475 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 15 April 2017 - 07:10 PM

Yep they are. Not quite sure what i can say apart from there was a car and then there wasn't.

Excess is a way to keep costs down and get you to be more careful.

Zero excess would mean everyone claim for everything so they change it to out people off claiming.
  • KruJoe likes this

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#476 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

Dave_Q

    Rank: Yes

  • Full Members
  • 3,776 posts
  • 23 thanks
  • LocationHuddersfield
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 15 April 2017 - 08:38 PM

I think you can possibly sue the crims for your excess - whether they are ever likely to pay is another matter entirely.

 

I paid excess when my Subaru was stolen, although only £50 as it was on a classic policy.


2004 Citroen C8 Exclusive HDi

Assorted 2 wheel shite, motor and pedal powered


#477 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:25 AM

Agreed settlement with insurance company. They agree that the starlet was worth £500 due to being a rally carz*

So that will give me £150 in the bank.

Submitted criminal compensation forms including loss of no claims, excess etc. Doubt i will ever see anything but you never know.


In Vel satis new i tried to get wiper blades from Halfords. They wanted £80 for the fronts with trade card as they are huuuuuuge. Luckily ebay and £18 later a full set have been delivered.

I have emailed 3 different places about getting handbrake rebuilt. No one has got back to me. Gr5
  • somewhatfoolish and billyboy406v6 like this

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#478 OFFLINE   The Moog

The Moog

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Staff
  • 6,427 posts
  • 21 thanks
  • LocationAccrington .. who the heck are they ...
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 27 April 2017 - 08:23 PM

So starlet money burning hole in my pocket (been a whole day), I was presented with a no brainer of an offer

A kind Yorkshire man took me in his German barge to buy it.

Fist full of Queens heads, firm handshake and another lovely shiters, it was mine.

A drive back over the hills, chasing the German barge Wagon, set against a beautiful sunset was a delight.

Needs a clutch and a way to have a slightly lower driver's seat. Not a massive amount of head room for a helmet.
e65eea01d254355c7e59095a942884f5.jpg
  • KruJoe, cort16, M'coli and 9 others like this

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#479 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

twosmoke300

    Rank: Lancia Gamma

  • Full Members
  • 7,920 posts
  • 29 thanks
  • LocationCornwall

Posted 27 April 2017 - 08:43 PM

Are you slowly working through my courtesy car back catalog ? Got some bad news for you if you are - it's a mint green 1.0 corsa with a fucked engine next followed by a 1.5d saxo with a mere 188k on the clock
  • KruJoe, The Moog, cms206 and 3 others like this

Skoda Octavia 1.9tdi - the boring modern 

Fiat Ducato 2009 l3h2

Honda Crf250X

Suzuki TS50x

Kawasaki Ke175d

Prilla Pigsasshole 650

Saxo 1.5D

Land Rover 90 2.5 petrol

Honda CB250N super wet dream

 

 

 


#480 OFFLINE   KruJoe

KruJoe

    Joe Cleland

  • Full Members
  • 7,478 posts
  • 6 thanks
  • LocationChiangMai.th / Malhamdale.uk
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 27 April 2017 - 08:52 PM

 Not a massive amount of head room for a helmet.

 

A bit harsh on yourself there, mate!


  • The Moog, gadgetgricey, njgleeds and 1 other like this




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users