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#91 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 09 April 2016 - 11:37 AM

Single lucky dip please.

 

I have a friendly local garage that'll fit that spare CV doo-whacky.  :-D


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#92 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 09 April 2016 - 12:23 PM

free weekend bump as there's not a lot happening here, I'm still tempted to buy this :)


Buy it. It really is a decent car.

 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#93 OFFLINE   chatsharris

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Posted 09 April 2016 - 04:54 PM

Sod it, two lucky dips please.  I'll actually win one day!


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#94 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 06:04 PM

Not been on for a few days so missed the small flurry of entrants now added.

 

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#95 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 06:37 PM

Jazoli, it can be yours for £500 of your earth pounds. its on eBay for £650.

It really is a nice car, only going so I can free up some space.


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#96 OFFLINE   Jazoli

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 07:01 PM

Jazoli, it can be yours for £500 of your earth pounds. its on eBay for £650.

It really is a nice car, only going so I can free up some space.

 

Stop it, I am going on holiday for a fortnight next week so I'm not in a position to buy anything and my fish tank split yesterday (as mentioned in the grump thread) so I had to spend £300 on a new tank :(

 

 do you take paypal? ;)


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#97 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 07:19 PM

Would rather not give them any more of money really.

I take Monopoly money, food Vouchers and beer tokens!!

I can hold it for a few weeks if funds need to build up but needs to be gone soon.

Go on I dare you!!!


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#98 OFFLINE   andy18s

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 07:39 PM

Jazoli, it can be yours for £500 of your earth pounds. its on eBay for £650.

It really is a nice car, only going so I can free up some space.

Got a link Crusty?


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#99 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 07:59 PM

This is the ebay ad.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...=STRK:MEBIDX:IT


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#100 OFFLINE   Liggle

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 08:07 PM

I'm out of this raffle, sorry

#101 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 08:55 PM

Ok list updated accordingly.

 

1. Danterzza

2.problemhamster [LD]

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#102 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 09:25 PM

Come on folks. I could do with another Japanese motor. It could be you! I'd prefer it to be me.


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Posted 15 April 2016 - 10:00 PM

I've not read any of this, I have no idea how much a ticket costs or even where the fucking car is, I have however drunk a cheerful amount of wine and consumed copious quantities of continental cheese, so I'll have a single random number if you'd be so good please.
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#104 OFFLINE   Coprolalia

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 10:07 PM

I had entirely forgotten I'd entered this. Pleasant surprise.


Crusty Sills, can I recommend you edit your original post to have the car details, have to go hunting through the thread to find them otherwise. Also new pictures may help this along?

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#105 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 08:25 PM

Thanks for the advice I have edit 1st page.

Had an offer on ebay which I accepted, fucking idiot then says he doesn't have enough money to meet offer!!

How do I relist it and not have to pay?


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#106 OFFLINE   Jazoli

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 08:34 PM

Thanks for the advice I have edit 1st page.

Had an offer on ebay which I accepted, fucking idiot then says he doesn't have enough money to meet offer!!

How do I relist it and not have to pay?

 

You'll have to ask him to cancel the sale I think, it should be on the more actions tag on your completed listing, top tip, don't accept offers through ebay or end the listing until you have the cash in your hand and the car is driving down the road, just accept the offer by sending them a message, exchange numbers and explain the car is still for sale until he/she turns up with the cash, there's too many fucking idiots on ebay and I have been caught a couple of times by this costing me listing fees both times.


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Posted 18 April 2016 - 08:51 PM

You'll have to ask him to cancel the sale I think, it should be on the more actions tag on your completed listing, top tip, don't accept offers through ebay or end the listing until you have the cash in your hand and the car is driving down the road, just accept the offer by sending them a message, exchange numbers and explain the car is still for sale until he/she turns up with the cash, there's too many fucking idiots on ebay and I have been caught a couple of times by this costing me listing fees both times.


I second that! Don't accept the offer until cash in hand.
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#108 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 08:54 PM

Stupidly agreed before payment!! Strike 1.

Live and learn.


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Posted 18 April 2016 - 10:51 PM

One random please.
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Posted 19 April 2016 - 02:29 AM

10 and 11 for me please

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 05:41 AM

Sorry to do this, but going to do this but also going to have to withdraw.

Various reasons but mainly space/time/insurance, and the fact I've purchased another car since this started  :-D


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Posted 19 April 2016 - 04:23 PM

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#113 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 04:24 PM

All adjusted.


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Posted 19 April 2016 - 04:59 PM

2 randoms for me please.

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 05:01 PM

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7. DrJ

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 08:07 PM

Thank you all for the interest but car is now sold.

Some one dodged a bullet with the other half on here!!!!


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#117 ONLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 08:09 PM

Going to a former Puma owner?
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#118 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 08:09 PM

Disappointment and relief all at once.


 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#119 ONLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 08:11 PM

Going to a former Puma owner?

I'm afraid not.


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