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#61 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 07:52 PM

Put me down for a double please.



#62 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 09:23 PM

1. JohnK

2. The Judge

3. Stephen01

4. Sealtainn

5. Nyphur

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7. KruJoe

8. Egg

9. JohnK

10. Dodgytom

11. WilsonWilson

12. The Moog

13.KruJoe

14. Bucketeer

15. Diesel=Ambrosia

16. The Moog

17.They all do that, Sir

18. Dodgytom

19. Nyphur

20.Cavcraft

21. phil_lihp

22. phil_lihp

23. FOAD

24. DeeJay

25. JohnK

26.

27 The Moog.

28. Cavcraft

29. Sealtainn

30. Stephen01

31.Cavcraft

32. DeeJay

33. DeeJay

34. Dodgytom

35. M'Coli

36. Egg

37. The Judge

38.Sealtainn

39. phil_lihp

40. Cavcraft

41. Stephen01

42. The Moog

43. They all do that, Sir

44. Cavcraft

45. WilsonWilson

46. The Moog

47. Sealtainn

48. FOAD

49. The Moog

50.Stephen01

51. The Judge

52. Nyphur

53. FOAD

54. FOAD

55. Dodgytom

56. FOAD

57. DeeJay

58. The Moog

59. KruJoe


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#63 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 09:39 PM

1. JohnK

2. The Judge

3. Stephen01

4. Sealtainn

5. Nyphur

6. Cavcraft drinking fund

7. KruJoe

8. Egg

9. JohnK

10. Dodgytom

11. WilsonWilson

12. The Moog

13.KruJoe

14. Bucketeer

15. Diesel=Ambrosia

16. The Moog

17.They all do that, Sir

18. Dodgytom

19. Nyphur

20.Cavcraft

21. phil_lihp

22. phil_lihp

23. FOAD

24. DeeJay

25. JohnK

26. Cavcraft drinking fun

27 The Moog.

28. Cavcraft

29. Sealtainn

30. Stephen01

31.Cavcraft

32. DeeJay

33. DeeJay

34. Dodgytom

35. M'Coli

36. Egg

37. The Judge

38.Sealtainn

39. phil_lihp

40. Cavcraft

41. Stephen01

42. The Moog

43. They all do that, Sir

44. Cavcraft

45. WilsonWilson

46. The Moog

47. Sealtainn

48. FOAD

49. The Moog

50.Stephen01

51. The Judge

52. Nyphur

53. FOAD

54. FOAD

55. Dodgytom

56. FOAD

57. DeeJay

58. The Moog

59. KruJoe

 

 

Sod it, I'll have the last two.


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"


#64 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 09:47 PM

Messages have been sent out with payment details.

 

Like a knob, I thought it was Wednesday today, so I've said Saturday draw. Is this ok with everyone, or would you rather see it drawn tomorrow if everyone pays?

 

Post your preferences here, please.


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#65 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 09:47 PM

Tomorrow if everyone pays...

Wonga winging its way
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#66 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 09:49 PM

I'm game for tomorrow if everyone's coughed up. Money sent! 


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#67 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 10:01 PM

Just a thought, but if we get paid and drawn tomorrow, this could be a Saturday afternoon collection thread. (only because I'm working Saturday morning)


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#68 OFFLINE   DeeJay

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 10:14 PM

The sooner the better.

Less time for the "Oh my God. what have I done. happy hole will kill me" thoughts.


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#69 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 11:51 AM

Aye, the sooner the better really. Let's get it over with. (I just BACS'd mine over.)



#70 OFFLINE   phil_lihp

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 01:46 PM

If we're good to go, tonight is fine by me.



#71 OFFLINE   stephen01

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 02:01 PM

Paid.



#72 OFFLINE   They_all_do_that_sir

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 04:54 PM

Only seen this now sorry - paid!

#73 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 06:36 PM

Only five people left to pay. Roll up for tonight.


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#74 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 07:31 PM

Bump for real Fred.
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#75 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 08:04 PM

Is this going ahead tonight?

If so I iz excite

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 08:06 PM

So am I, and I don't even have a ticket!


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#77 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 08:33 PM

Paid - I didn't realise we were possibly on for  a tonite draw!



#78 OFFLINE   FOAD

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 08:44 PM

Paid!



#79 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 08:57 PM

As I said on the PM thread, there are a couple of people left to pay, but they're regular shiters, so I'll trust them to cough up.

 

Draw is on for tonight, with the hope for a Saturday collection thread.

 

Good* luck* everyone.


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#80 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 08:58 PM

No. 7, Krujoe?

 

https://www.lottery.co.uk/results


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#81 OFFLINE   JohnK

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 08:58 PM

Will BACS my payment over when I get in from work. HSBC won't let me set up a new payment on the iPhone app.
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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:00 PM

 

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:02 PM

Looks like it might help a 306 to live.


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#84 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:03 PM

Disappointed, relieved and excited....

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:05 PM

ZX + 306 this week, bonus week for the Cleland xud clan.


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#86 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:07 PM

This has pissed on my Saturday night drinking fund but a hearty 'congratulations' to Mr k. Joe.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"


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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:12 PM

OMFGGGG JOE IN OUT XUDING WILL SHOCKER


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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:25 PM

OH SHITFUCK!!
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#89 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:57 PM

I'll have 1-30 on the 306-ZX hybrid plz k thx bye...


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Posted 17 February 2016 - 09:59 PM

Thank fuck for that!





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