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#31 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 01:15 PM

Oh go on I will have another two

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#32 OFFLINE   D Spares & Tyres

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 01:22 PM

Give me 4 tickets, you choose numbers

Pay by bank transfer? Fell out with PayPal, the robbing bastards

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#34 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 01:58 PM

Give me 4 tickets, you choose numbers

Pay by bank transfer? Fell out with PayPal, the robbing bastards

Done. I'll inbox details once all tickets are sold. 


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#35 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 02:04 PM

BACS FTW.

 

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 05:41 PM

3 luckys my good man!!!

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 09:19 PM

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#38 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 09:27 PM

I daren't stick my hat in the ring in case I win the bleddy thing back, but I do look forward to the next page of the adventure!


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Posted 14 February 2016 - 09:33 PM

Stick me down for 4 "Cilla Blacks" if you please


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Posted 14 February 2016 - 09:36 PM

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#41 OFFLINE   They_all_do_that_sir

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 09:41 PM

I've never entered a raffle before.

 

If I won it would probably cost me more than the asking price to bring it home to Belfast.

 

Can I have two random numbers please?


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#42 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 10:43 PM

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#43 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 11:08 PM

Can I be a bastard and cry out of this, or donate my ticket if I win to someone else (which may be the sounder option)?


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Posted 14 February 2016 - 11:49 PM

Can I be a bastard and cry out of this, or donate my ticket if I win to someone else (which may be the sounder option)?

 

Donating it could be fun. Imagine the terror of wondering whether you'll be chosen!!!


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 02:14 PM

Can I be a bastard and cry out of this, or donate my ticket if I win to someone else (which may be the sounder option)?

 

 

I've never entered a raffle before.

 

If I won it would probably cost me more than the asking price to bring it home to Belfast.

 

Can I have two random numbers please?

Solution is above: donate offload your ticket/s to someone else!


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 02:57 PM

Can I be a bastard and cry out of this,


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 04:13 PM

I'm not going to lie here. If I win it's getting deprived of its battery and spare wheel and weighed off.
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Posted 15 February 2016 - 04:51 PM

I have no want/need of this nor any way of collecting hence why I bought some tickets lol


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 07:04 PM

I'm not going to lie here. If I win it's getting deprived of its battery and spare wheel and weighed off.

 

You'll be disappointed, the spare wheel is shite, I thought it was ok and when I got it off the car, the side wall that had been against the boot floor was split, I fitted a part worn to it's rim and put that on the LHR to replace the comedy egg shaped shitehawk or whatever chinese crap it was.


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 10:10 PM

It'd be a shame to cube this. It'll do someone a really good turn. In fact, I've become quite attached to it. But not that attached!

I'm going g to give it until tomorrow night, then start sending pms. As long as everyone else pays, it'll go on Saturdays draw. If an unallocated number comes up, it can roll over.

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Posted 15 February 2016 - 10:16 PM

You'll be disappointed, the spare wheel is shite, I thought it was ok and when I got it off the car, the side wall that had been against the boot floor was split, I fitted a part worn to it's rim and put that on the LHR to replace the comedy egg shaped shitehawk or whatever chinese crap it was.

 

I only want it to lob on the other 306 so I can get the alloys off it.


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Posted 15 February 2016 - 10:52 PM

I've got a terrible feeling that I'm going to win this.


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Posted 16 February 2016 - 08:40 AM

I'll take 15 please mate



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Posted 16 February 2016 - 02:09 PM

If someone wins and doesnt want it then I would offer £45 plus pie for it  


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Posted 16 February 2016 - 02:25 PM

Number 14 please.

 

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#56 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 05:05 PM

If someone wins and doesnt want it then I would offer £45 plus pie for it


If I win it it'll be up for Cartakeback+bongo mag.
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Posted 16 February 2016 - 05:21 PM

It's still immeasurably better than the hopeless Agila

If I win ill feel duty bound to collect it, I'm assuming it'll make it to sunny Belfast??

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 05:38 PM

If I win it it'll be up for Cartakeback+bongo mag.

So £60 and

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#59 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 16 February 2016 - 07:01 PM

Now, if you can just superimpose* a naked Georgie Porter and a scantily clad Emma Bunton in there waiting for me you have a deal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*1970's speak for photoshop


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Posted 16 February 2016 - 07:48 PM

I'll take one more ticket to double my chances please. But I'll be selling it for £20 and a mondeo wheel trim if I win.


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