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#1 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 02:17 PM

So, this has bailed me out over winter, but now I'd like something a bit posher!


ZX 1.9 turbo diesel estate. Lucas pump, 164000 miles. MOT till 25th February taxed to get you home.

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Get you home tax
Starts, runs and drives well
Electric front windows which work
N/S electric mirror which works
Towbar with twin electrics
It's £120

Bad
Rear windows don't work, and are held closed with wooden wedges
Electric sunroof is a gamble. Craig opened it when he delivered it, and I had to mess about with the manual close to get it to shut
Central locking doesn't work on remote, but does with the key in the lock
Lacquer peel on bonnet, although panels are straight.

Ruffgeezer looked over this after he bought it, and he has told me that it will probably need a rear shocker and a couple of bits of welding for another test. He obviously offered no guarantees, and neither can I. So I'm not going to say "will pas MOT easily", although it may with a little fettling. It would be a crying shame to scrap it, although it would probably make someone a few quid in parts.

Car is in Westhoughton, near Bolton. Nearest rail staion is Daisy Hill. I can collect from station etc.

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#2 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 04:27 PM

I may even have some shocks here, but it will need a tickle from Mr. Mig

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#3 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 05:03 PM

A certain cabbage has been notified, just in case he's in the market.


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Posted 21 January 2016 - 05:46 PM

Thanks Joe, I like the idea of this one but its just not the right time, im trying to sell off cars not aquire more. Good deal though, shame it has been cursed by the prince of darkness and has such little MOT.

 

Maybe next time!

 

But whatever you do, dont scrap it!


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Posted 21 January 2016 - 08:24 PM

Thanks Joe, I like the idea of this one but its just not the right time, im trying to sell off cars not aquire more. Good deal though, shame it has been cursed by the prince of darkness and has such little MOT.

 

Maybe next time!

 

But whatever you do, dont scrap it!

Maybe you should buy it just to "keep in stock", you know, "just in case". You can never have too many XUDs, can you?


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Posted 21 January 2016 - 11:17 PM

Makes my clutch seem expensive @£340 quid or £650 @ Honda..

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 05:55 PM

I am offering to collect this car on Sunday week.
I have £100 to spend.
Is this an issue?

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 06:15 PM

Yes, sorry about the sunroof.

I should know better than to play with 20 year olds French electrics.
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Filtered through the Heather!


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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:24 PM

Ok, back to the top. Should have been going today, but haven't had any contact.

 

Would also raffle at £1.50 per ticket if there's enough interest. It's taking up space that I don't really have since I brought the Alfa home.


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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:27 PM

The MOT runs out on my birthday. This must be an omen and I therefore would purchase at least 5 tickets.


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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:31 PM

I'll take 3 ransom tickets please

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:35 PM

Yeah, put me down for three lucky* dips Chris, if it's going that way. 

We'll have to look sharp though, the test's due ont' 25th.



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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:37 PM

3 tix please

LAST OWNER WAS SON OF A BANKER

 

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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:38 PM

Give me a random one, please - although this would be a cheap* way to re-engine a 306TD...


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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:48 PM

Cameron, you know Will has loads of cheap bits too...

 

(That reminds me, I need to reply int'other thread.)



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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:54 PM

My arse doesn't fit those sporty seats in a 306 (I was perched on top of the ones in Will's 205, I couldn't manage a 4-hour commute perched on top of them!


"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


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Posted 13 February 2016 - 10:58 PM

Were you considering rescuing Neil's one or...?

I *think* Will has a three-door interior for a less sporting 306 (flatter seats?) in stock if that's relevant to you or anyone.



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Posted 14 February 2016 - 12:00 AM

Does he have any non turbo xu bits? He's not checking his messages at the moment!
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Posted 14 February 2016 - 12:26 AM

After tonights disappointment jump straight back on the donkey, 4 lucky dips please.



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Posted 14 February 2016 - 10:18 AM

I'd have a use for this in May, I'll have 3 lucky dips if you do raffle it.



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Posted 14 February 2016 - 10:38 AM

Ok, here we go.

 

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Paypal detail will follow when tickets are sold. 

 

Also, I realise that 59x£1.50 is less than £120, so asking price has been reduced, as I'd rather sell than raffle if possible. Hope that's ok with everyone.


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Posted 14 February 2016 - 10:40 AM

5 lucky dips please.



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Posted 14 February 2016 - 10:45 AM

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 asking price has been reduced, as I'd rather sell than raffle if possible. Hope that's ok with everyone.


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#24 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 10:50 AM

Does Will have any non turbo xu bits? He's not checking his messages at the moment!

 

I don't think so Tim, but I'll give him a nudge.



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Posted 14 February 2016 - 11:36 AM

Aye give me 3 lucky dips as well please.

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Posted 14 February 2016 - 12:37 PM

5 lucky dips for me please 


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Posted 14 February 2016 - 12:51 PM

Just one for me to help it along please.


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