Bobthebeard Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I used to work alongside a notorious prankster. He once used my mobile phone to send random texts to people in my address book when I went to the loo. IIRC My then accountant, my sister and the bloke at the local garage got a text saying ' Hello, I have a big willy'.*Just saying like... * I haven't btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 On the plus side, this thread aroused a considerable number of men without them having to fork out on viagra. HillmanImp, Craig the Princess, Bobthebeard and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 By coincidence there is one of these on the Facebook page at the mo Seems they are common as muck, two in a week. Lord Sterling and trigger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I recon he's getting SPI confused with a carb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Oooooffff that one looks nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugong Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Fastbacks are the least cack 800 in my discredited opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'd love a mk1 825D fastback, something like this will do. CLASS. Sigmund Fraud, KruJoe and Lord Sterling 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Mk1 fastbacka look the tits but MK2s look best as a saloon IMHO.Also, didn't know they did a blue interior, the awfulness of which is reason enough to buy the car.What actually happened to the 820 that was for sale in this thread? Did Audi steal it as a secret development prototype or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 By coincidence there is one of these on the Facebook page at the moScreenshot_2016-01-19-10-15-01.pngScreenshot_2016-01-19-10-15-12.pngSeems they are common as muck, two in a week.Yo ManHill of Impshire, you couldn't get a proper picture of that 800 and send it to me please, I'm not on Facebook. Yeah, I know I'm sad for asking and what have you... but I am a sad 800 nut in my defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'd love a mk1 825D fastback, something like this will do. CLASS.LIKE I think Europe is the only place you can get a Mk1 Diesel, I don't think any exist here in the UK anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I had a J-reg diesel 825 back in the day, I filled the entire interior with logs just leaving enough space for me plus a gap above the ones in the passenger seat so I could see the rear view mirror while driving along at 25mph KruJoe and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Bad scotch egg? Christine, Sloth in a bowl, andrew e and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 The worst ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'd love a mk1 825D fastback, something like this will do. CLASS.I had one of those - boggo D though rather than an SD. Best non-4x4 towcar I ever owned. Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 LIKE I think Europe is the only place you can get a Mk1 Diesel, I don't think any exist here in the UK anymore.I'm partly responsible for that - I scrapped mine (albeit 8 years ago). It was T&T'd and running, but I'd "sold" it twice on eBay - once to a no-show and the second time for 150 quid to someone who wanted me to deliver it to Peatboghorror FOC and, when I politely declined, insisted I take a day off work so he could pick the car up as he was busy weekend and didn't want to drive it home in the dark. Told him to FRO, drove it to the scrapyard and got 330 quid for it there and then. Felt like a bit of a cunt afterwards though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I'm partly responsible for that - I scrapped mine (albeit 8 years ago). It was T&T'd and running, but I'd "sold" it twice on eBay - once to a no-show and the second time for 150 quid to someone who wanted me to deliver it to Peatboghorror FOC and, when I politely declined, insisted I take a day off work so he could pick the car up as he was busy weekend and didn't want to drive it home in the dark. Told him to FRO, drove it to the scrapyard and got 330 quid for it there and then. Felt like a bit of a cunt afterwards though.I vaguely remember the one you had. A dark Blue Fastback, same alloys as the one above, front bumper was a TWR item I seem to recall. I saved the pic and have it in my collection somewhere. There were a couple of ropey Dark Red ones wondering around up until a couple of years ago. In Halesowen there was a White one but it disappeared a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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