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#91 OFFLINE   Bobthebeard

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Posted 15 January 2016 - 04:35 PM

I used to work alongside a notorious prankster. He once used my mobile phone to send random texts to people in my address book when I went to the loo. IIRC My then accountant, my sister and the bloke at the local garage got a text saying ' Hello, I have a big willy'.*
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Posted 15 January 2016 - 05:06 PM

On the plus side, this thread aroused a considerable number of men without them having to fork out on viagra.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 10:20 AM

By coincidence there is one of these on the Facebook page at the mo

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Seems they are common as muck, two in a week.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 10:47 AM

I recon he's getting SPI confused with a carb.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 11:10 AM

Oooooffff that one looks nice

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 01:42 PM

Fastbacks are the least cack 800 in my discredited opinion. 


If your 1997 Fiesta is "Powered By Fairy Dust", why the fuck are you panic buying 60 litres of Diesel?


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Posted 19 January 2016 - 03:01 PM

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I'd love a mk1 825D fastback, something like this will do. CLASS.


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Posted 19 January 2016 - 04:52 PM

Mk1 fastbacka look the tits but MK2s look best as a saloon IMHO.
Also, didn't know they did a blue interior, the awfulness of which is reason enough to buy the car.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 05:13 PM

By coincidence there is one of these on the Facebook page at the mo
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Seems they are common as muck, two in a week.


Yo ManHill of Impshire, you couldn't get a proper picture of that 800 and send it to me please, I'm not on Facebook. Yeah, I know I'm sad for asking and what have you... but I am a sad 800 nut in my defence.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 05:16 PM

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I'd love a mk1 825D fastback, something like this will do. CLASS.


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I think Europe is the only place you can get a Mk1 Diesel, I don't think any exist here in the UK anymore.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 05:20 PM

I had a J-reg diesel 825 back in the day, I filled the entire interior with logs just leaving enough space for me plus a gap above the ones in the passenger seat so I could see the rear view mirror while driving along at 25mph


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Posted 19 January 2016 - 05:35 PM

Bad scotch egg?
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 06:47 PM

The worst ever

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 07:00 PM

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I'd love a mk1 825D fastback, something like this will do. CLASS.

I had one of those - boggo D though rather than an SD.  Best non-4x4 towcar I ever owned.


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Posted 19 January 2016 - 07:03 PM

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I think Europe is the only place you can get a Mk1 Diesel, I don't think any exist here in the UK anymore.

I'm partly responsible for that - I scrapped mine (albeit 8 years ago).  It was T&T'd and running, but I'd "sold" it twice on eBay - once to a no-show and the second time for 150 quid to someone who wanted me to deliver it to Peatboghorror FOC and, when I politely declined, insisted I take a day off work so he could pick the car up as he was busy weekend and didn't want to drive it home in the dark.

 

Told him to FRO, drove it to the scrapyard and got 330 quid for it there and then.  Felt like a bit of a cunt afterwards though.



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Posted 20 January 2016 - 01:56 AM

I'm partly responsible for that - I scrapped mine (albeit 8 years ago).  It was T&T'd and running, but I'd "sold" it twice on eBay - once to a no-show and the second time for 150 quid to someone who wanted me to deliver it to Peatboghorror FOC and, when I politely declined, insisted I take a day off work so he could pick the car up as he was busy weekend and didn't want to drive it home in the dark.
 
Told him to FRO, drove it to the scrapyard and got 330 quid for it there and then.  Felt like a bit of a cunt afterwards though.


I vaguely remember the one you had. A dark Blue Fastback, same alloys as the one above, front bumper was a TWR item I seem to recall. I saved the pic and have it in my collection somewhere.

There were a couple of ropey Dark Red ones wondering around up until a couple of years ago. In Halesowen there was a White one but it disappeared a few years ago.
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