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Uber cheap long MOT shite to piss off neighbour from hell required.


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Picture the scene - a sleepy cul-de-sac nestling in the heart of bustling Birmingham, beside a babbling brook and littered with greenhouses and neighbourhood watch stickers - a scene of sheer domestic bliss.

 

That is until you witness the never ending feuds between my elderly Asian uncle and his Renault-Vel-Satis-owning Carribean neighbour.

 

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I couldn't care less about what's going on - nor do I particularly approve, but the jist is that he wants a very cheap car to exercise his right over a particularly part of land that will no doubt piss the neighbour off and gain a lot of Vel Satis contact.

 

It's going to be insured and should preferably have a good long MOT.

 

It won't be driven but does need to run. What it looks like doesn't matter, it'll look a whole lot worse after a few months.

 

It will be taxed so preferably the old under 1.5 PLG bracket.

 

It must be very close to Handsworth in Birmingham.

 

It must have the capability to really piss of neighbours and make a white haired Indian man in his 70s EVEN MORE arrogant.

 

Come at me.

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It's not Autoshite exactly but would piss the neighbour off no end:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-polo-1-4i-CL-auto-modified-full-mtx-audio-setup-/141869650545?hash=item2108171271:g:dIsAAOSwX~dWjBAk

 

Edited to add - just saw that it needs to be close to Birmingham. Which this isn't. D'oh.

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Some sort of nearly broken Clio DCI or 206 HDI? £30 tax on some of them iirc and both don't seem to rust that badly, so likely to have a full MOT. Those Delphi fuel pumps on the Clio especially like to go and loose pressure, requiring a good dose of easy start to get them turning ... until they break soon after. Built in anti-theft measure!

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Sounds like the pair of them need their flippin heads banging together, the daft twats. Whose life is so empty they have nowt better to do than wage a parking war against their flippin neighbour.

 

^^  +1 on that.

 

The cure for being a couple of twats is ample parking on Reynolds Road then they could spend  time + energy volunteering for the local mental health charity.

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It's got to be terrible having so much time hasn't it? Retirement must be a chore if the only thing to look forward to is setting up pointless feuds.

Exactly.

 

I can't fucking wait tbh.

 

I can smell the sweet aroma of bitter, twisted resentment from 35 years away.

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Oh dear.... As previously stated, this will not end well. A shame that actual grown ups engage in such nonsense really. Life being far too short. Only one householder seems to have actually parked a car on their own driveway also.. WTF?

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