Craig the Princess Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 From SOC's Laguna thread Result ! Sell the 2-litre engine on ebay and use the proceedings (an estimated 99p) to buy another Laguna ! Cavcraft and Sigmund Fraud 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 'Lovingly hand painted in tribute to the great Chinese Beatles band, the Cheatles. Yong, Pau, Lingo and Mr Benn were very famous right up until the minute they bought out 'Yellow Submarine' which, unbeknown to them, once translated back into Mandarin came out as 'I have enjoyed bum sex with your mother's moped'. Mr Cavcraft (who else) from ebay tat v3. Semi-C, DVee8, cms206 and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 I'm trying to explain to my six year old son that my favourite superhero is a man who just resurrected a Renner Laguna. scaryoldcortina, Dick Longbridge, Urko and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted January 13, 2016 Author Share Posted January 13, 2016 ... plus I'd probably swap it for some sort of hopeless car or other. Urko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I had a J-reg diesel 825 back in the day, I filled the entire interior with logs just leaving enough space for me plus a gap above the ones in the passenger seat so I could see the rear view mirror while driving along at 25mph Bad scotch egg? The worst ever only possible on Autoshite tonedepear, DSdriver, Coprolalia and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 From the Interesting first car for daughter thread - taxi paul When getting my daughters first car she hated micras. So I bought one for her. Banger Kenny, Faker, Jim Bell and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 From Magnificent Rustbucket's XJ40 thread Death was swift. In a second, all that was left in the garage of the pigeon was its head and a handful of feathers. So I put on the front spoiler and marvelled at the straightness of my bumper. Slartibartfast, fatharris and cms206 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 This from the big bad benz thread. After that, nothing else is relevant. Still, I cleaned out the interior, repaired the foglight and opened the roof hole to check the drain channels and clean and lubricate the runners. This sounds like nothing but it took ages. As a result it opens much quicker and no longer sounds like a matchstick model of the Burj Khalifa being fed through a mangle Conrad D. Conelrad, cobblers, Cavcraft and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 0 out of 5 cars working. Urko, Banger Kenny, raggerminder and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Renault should have treated the laguna like fruit and vegetables- they should have put a "best before" sticker under the bonnet. Aston Martin, raggerminder, Sudsprint and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 barrett on the Dyna X Well, actually got a chance to drive it today. It's quite loud. And it jumps out of top gear, the wipers are useless and there is no heater. We fitted a fag lighter to power the satnav and did some cursory checks to fluids etc so it might be a Goer for Paris. CGSB, Chris2cv, Urko and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilver Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Not actually said here on the beige but it is a quote from a shiter and it made me laugh so what the hell, in it goes. CMS206 on the Boris Bus. hideous fucking abortionate shed of fuck.I don't think he likes it. Coprolalia, rml2345, Bstardchild and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I once spoke to the owner of a very scruffy Bentley 3 litre who had taken it to go shopping at Morrisons, he'd had the car for over 20 years and said the worst thing about the car was that they are now worth so much money most are sat aside as investments, a concept that would probably have W. O. Bentley spinning in his grave and developing 70bhp at 3,500rpm. cobblers, The Moog, Urko and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Longblackcoat on his Cadillac STS It had even been tested at the Nurburgring, though whether this was for spelling or arithmetic rather than the more normally expected handling was never fully established. catsinthewelder, Urko, raggerminder and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 'Selling my trusty Picasso due to getting a deal I couldn't pass up on elsewhere' A wheelbarrow full of cat shit with a flat tyre? I do enjoy Billeh's comments on some of the shite in the tat thread. cms206, oldcars, Vince70 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Junkman's list of current cars: Sigmund Fraud, Junkman, Urko and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Conrad D. Conelrad's "awards". Urko, Banger Kenny and mouseflakes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I thought we already had one of these threads somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 You are soooo last year. Pillock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Conrad D. Conelrad 12 Feb 2015 "...and I don't know what's wrong with this stereogram but it's destroyed every LP I've tried to play on it" Urko, vulgalour, mat_the_cat and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bstardchild Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I would rather lie on the floor on my back, with my legs up a wall in the corner of a room, and try and piss into my own eyes all day thanks.Cash welcome though. In response to a Part-ex offer of a Laguna......... Cavcraft, cms206, andrew e and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 "... See if it needs a MIG bukkake session..." Warren T Claim, on his rescued Punto. warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Urko, in eBay tat volume 3 Quote ' barabas alloys 'Worth it just for these, easily confused with the much more common ones from the German tuning outfit, these were handcrafted about 2000 years ago by their eponymous originator, glad to have been spared cruxifiction, albeit a little annoyed by how popular the bloke in the next cell became and how death didn't seem to hamper his career. * TS * Fabulously irreverent and 'fb'/selfie mocking too .. lolzz Parky, Sigmund Fraud, privatewire and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted February 25, 2016 Author Share Posted February 25, 2016 From the EU in or out thread However that would be offset by making it more difficult for us to buy Renault 20's from Isis Terrorists in Paris. Oddly David Cameron hasn't mentioned that yet.... anonymous user, Partridge, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 ...... Spending £3 on that car was as inconceivable to me as winning an Olympic medal or eating a salad. On the subject on Mazda 323s on Hirst's executive thread. Junkman, Station, Urko and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 ... the central locking is all to cock - drivers side lock is siezed solid and the nearside one now just turns the barrel so I tend to go in via the boot.Hahahaha michael t, Urko, skattrd and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 'I've found a 309 I really want instead' 1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132333435363738394041424344454647484950515253545556575859 Junkman, The Moog and scruff 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I love the silhouette jokes in the eBay Tat thread. This one particularly: Must be worth viewing this just to see his dog that's been trained to use opera glasses Parky, stormee, Biggy Shackleton and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 problemhamster's introduction The RX8 is a sensible and practical family car, efficient use of space internally - children are small and so are the back seats and doors... Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilver Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 From anonymous user in the FSO thread. I can't think of many places where someone would seriously suggest fitting a harmonium to their camper van in place of a cooker. I still haven't decided whether to go for a fitted sink/hob, or to fit the harmonium and make do with a washing up bowl and camping gaz stove. cms206, mercrocker and Skizzer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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