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Maestro 1.6 lx goes to the big smoke and stays there! Fiat swapz fur teh WIN!

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#31 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 23 June 2016 - 11:48 PM

I did for a minute wonder about red spidey things.

 

Let's hope they didn't fill the headlining with their 'love gardens'...

 

http://theoatmeal.co...red_velvet_mite


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#32 OFFLINE   For Fiats Sake

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 01:34 PM

£495 ONO FOR QUICK SALE or £8.50 per ticket.



#33 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 02:04 PM

I can't get it out of my head that someone was horizontally jogging in this, then farted and followed through.


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#34 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 03:12 PM

Now, due to Billy, the actual value of this car has dropped to 37 3/4 groats.


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#35 ONLINE   cms206

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 04:52 PM

Now, due to Billy, the actual value of this car has dropped to 37 3/4 groats.

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#36 OFFLINE   For Fiats Sake

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 06:25 PM

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 06:27 PM

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At Shitefest (before exiting mudlake)

 

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After.

 


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Posted 01 July 2016 - 06:54 PM

In 1990, the company I worked at had a deal with a large body shop that they'd get most of our work ( fleet of about 400 cars) if they supplied a permanent courtesy car.
They supplied a Maestro identical to this beauty, it didn't get used much as we had about a dozen pool cars , all of them of much higher status, but people that pissed us off would be given the Maestro as a punishment car, also if for some reason one of us chauffeurs needed a car left somewhere we found it hilarious* to leave the Maestro for each other.
This hilarity backfired once when the Chief Executive had to drive it over a weekend instead of his 500SEL when the Merc had a puncture so his chauffeur took it home on the Friday night.
To be fair he saw the funny side and whenever some middle management twat who'd damaged his Carlton or whatever complained, we could say if it's good enough for the guvnor...

Those memories and the fact I'm sure I've still got some Hurricane Grey paint from bodging auction Montegos means I'm up for number 32 and 11 in the Roffle.
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Posted 01 July 2016 - 07:13 PM

A 1.6 LX is a rare beast.


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Posted 01 July 2016 - 07:18 PM

My mate Ed (with the landcrab at Shitefest) says he'll have a ticket.
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Posted 01 July 2016 - 07:24 PM

16 and 59 please...


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Posted 01 July 2016 - 07:29 PM

I would have 3 tickets
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Posted 01 July 2016 - 08:11 PM

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Act Fast folks as the MOT runs out in August!



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Posted 01 July 2016 - 08:12 PM

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 08:16 PM

Eddys keen!


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Posted 05 July 2016 - 09:57 PM

Seeing as the roffle was so popular* I've done a swap for the Regata with Vec.

 

Apologies to all who were looking for this lump of Maestroey goodness (dis)gracing their abodes parking arrangements.


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Posted 05 July 2016 - 11:53 PM

When you need rid of that regata let me know!

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Posted 06 July 2016 - 05:46 PM

That Regata...

 

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Posted 06 July 2016 - 08:01 PM

Woot win all round





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