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#61 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 27 August 2018 - 11:44 AM

Mrs has gone to work in teh Kia, the Capri is still sulking, un-taxed, not mot'd and pissing coolant, can't use the van for personal use, Junior at work in the Focus.

 

It's big vans an'all.

 

I'm currently searching for my toolkit (BFO hammer and chisel) to have a look at the starter motor see if it's just a poor connection or it needs replacement.


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Posted 09 September 2018 - 09:19 PM

Alfa is now fixed, another £250 odd up my shirt, new starter motor fitted.

Only one job really left now, one of the wheel bearings is grumbling, it's been doing it a while, but other issues have been deemed in more urgent need of open wallet surgery.

 

Been away for the weekend, and SWMBO is finding it increasingly difficult to get in an out of the back or front seats, due to OMGNEEPHAIL (she's got no cartiledge in her left knee and not much left in her right). It's forced our hand into getting her a badermatic, but now it's going to influence my choice of steed.

 

I'm thinking Volvo XC90 as it's a bit higher than a normal car.... but is it too high? Madam is only 5ft tall......But if so a V70 will do ok too.

 

As some will recall I had a V40 T4 a couple of cars ago, and miss it, so I'm very much leaning towards a Moose again.

 

Anything I should know about the XC90 or V70? Pez or Dizz? Manuel(sp) or Bader?

 

Or should I get something else? Budget will be Alfa + £3k, maybe a smidgen moar 

 

Anyone interested in the Alfa? Might Roffle....


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#63 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 09 September 2018 - 09:44 PM

Just been outbid on this mofo.... hardly surprising, but thought it was worth a punt @ £3333.33....realistically i'm looking at 2004/5/6 but....
https://www.ebay.co....353.m1431.l2649

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Posted 13 September 2018 - 08:41 PM

Found an XC90 that looks OK, and is fairly local.

 

Anyone fancy taking The Alfa Of Much Lovliness off my hands? 161k miles, but runs like a fish

 

Good bits:

 

Goes like feck

Is lovely (with a polish)

Good on juice if you behave

Big history file

Recent starter motor, turbo pipe, NSF wheel bearing, Bosch battery oil and filter change

Nice stereo with line-in socket for your mp3 etc (will come with original stereo, connects with CD multichanger)

Towbar - only used to tow a smoll trailer to the tip for the last (nearly) 3 years

 

Bad bits

 

Needs other wheel bearing

Stonechips on front 

Passenger side skirt missing end

Rear bumper marked

Hi-Level brakelight doesn't work and appears to have been fixed* with Araldie (or similar)

I still haven't fixed the rear wiper

 

Anybody want to make me an offer, circa £1000? Or am I being optimistic..... Might roffle.....


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Posted 14 September 2018 - 07:10 PM

Just left a deposit on an XC90 , SWMBO approved and everything, so Alfa needs to go.

 

Make me an offer, but don't take the piss OBVS, been offered £160 by WBAC, but that ain't happening, couple of blokes on the FB Alfa forum were talking in terms of £5-700.

 

Car in Grays, Essex near M25.

 

PLZ DONT MAEK ME GO ON EGAY


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Posted 14 September 2018 - 08:22 PM

Hhnnngg. Temptation is strong, budget maybe not so.......

 

Let me think.


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Posted 14 September 2018 - 08:33 PM

Any pics?



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Posted 14 September 2018 - 08:52 PM

I’d stick two down on a roffle for that,despite the boosts goodness of my SAAB, I’m missing my 147.

My SAAB has its issues but they seem all grown up and serious compared to the frivolous errors and alarms the 147 would shit out the display at me, largely based on the prevailing wind condition or other random factors.
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Posted 14 September 2018 - 11:15 PM

I would absolutely have a roffle ticket for this one. I already have one fancy fast estate, but this one is prettier.

Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


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Posted 14 September 2018 - 11:18 PM

This comes up as the 175 (so MJET) when I looked it up earlier.....


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:15 AM

When I had my 75, I noticed that they'd obviously thought of such an eventuality, as this was the bank of warning lights:
 
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Not only was there a warning light to tell you that the warning lights were not working correctly (2nd from right on bottom), the top button (marked ALFA ROMEO CONTROL) would turn off the master warning light if you believed it was spurious...


How often does the STOP , stripper with pasties light come on

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 02:23 PM

Wud luv another Alfalfa but my miserly budget would cause you to laugh in an embarrassed manner.

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 03:16 PM

I've given her a quick clean, will post some photos in a bit, once I get my bastard phone to talk to the PC and get the history file out so I can share some of the work done.

 

STAND BY!


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Posted 16 September 2018 - 04:31 PM

Some photos, apparently I can't use Flickr in this community....d736989c34bd5a149c355ca3f5671087.jpg23e2c1f43b0ba01d6caedfa713073181.jpgc4a2eacfb397c128184e72ca6c6cc555.jpg8381f1f5cb553dd8178383daaf38f793.jpgfb7655ef32301c08125904753892db8b.jpg95299122e495ddf35d48fc2498b48285.jpgbe9947b03fde9f46cdfe4629b80a7612.jpg529b672bb3a920cab82d90578a480930.jpg798ff63d44ded7a3ad10babf4097a25a.jpg18bfdece4b77eb440e83cc0beb79df8c.jpgd2e1b0be858e64a4aa635be0ebb793c4.jpg5214acddfc3de718ace1eb3a1c07681b.jpg

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 04:33 PM

Slurp

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 05:00 PM

Last mot (155703 miles) had oil change, supply and fit rear brake caliper, rear brake pads, CV gaiter, reset airbag light, supply and fit 2 x rear tyres 215/45/17.... £491.12

Aircon regassed and anti-bacterial treatment 7/7/17

NSF Wheel bearing done @ 144819 miles 17/6/16

New battery and NSF wishbone @ 153928miles 12/7/17

New starter motor two weeks ago £270 odd, New boost pipe 9/8/18 £233

New clutch, DMF, clutch slave @ 133371 miles 6/2/15

Belt & tensioner 133789miles 23/2/15

O/s front suspension arm and droplink @ 139246 13/8/15

New turbo fitted with MAP sensor  22/6/12

 

Lots of old MoT's original handbooks.

 

I would have no hesitation jumping in and driving to Devon, Scotchland or wherever.

 

As mentioned previously the only job at this point ios a noisy offside front wheelbearing - it's not that old (there's a bill in the folder) but apparently they're quite hard on them - They All Do That Sir.

 

I'm trying to be 100% honest, there's bound to be something I've forgotten.....

EDIT: Sometimes it syas there's no oil.... there is, it's done it about 4 times in the nigh-on three years I've had her, as confirmed by Mr Stripped-Fred, it's a cheap fix, but neither of us could be arsed. It doesn't go into limp mode or owt.

 

Alledgedly it's been chipped to 200 gee gees, but I can't find antything in the file.


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Posted 16 September 2018 - 05:09 PM

Wish I had the right amount of money as that looks the absolute bollocks. Don't spose you need a Ford Galaxy in your life do you? Plus a bit of money?

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 05:11 PM

Looks lubberly.

Give us an idea of Roffle ticket money? How much is the tax on one of these beasties?

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 05:24 PM

Roffle @ £13.50 each or 2 for £26.

 

If I make more than £750 the extra will go into forum funds.


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Posted 16 September 2018 - 05:40 PM

Offer received and accepted.

 

I'm not spilling who, but she's turning into an Autoshite bike (3 shiters so far!)


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Posted 16 September 2018 - 05:58 PM

Well bought bramz7 mate :)

 

.... well, he's got to be a likely candidate eh?


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Posted 16 September 2018 - 06:19 PM

It’s not me.

Although was eyeing up this until a few seconds ago
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My 5sec bid of 205 was blasted into the weeds and it ended up at 270. 156 and not 159 as stated. MOT’d but needing tlc and not a patch on yours, obvs.
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Posted 16 September 2018 - 06:31 PM

Indeed it is me. I've always fancied one of these 5 pot diesels, and I'd rather get one off of here than some unknown on eBay.

It might mean I have to shift the V6...great car and lovely to drive but multiple Alfa ownership is probably beyond me. I may still keep it though.
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Posted 16 September 2018 - 08:39 PM

Well bought Bramz7. Worth cleaning the map sensor. That's what I did when I first got it and it helped with the smoke under acceleration. It has been remapped. I remember seeing the invoice somewhere. I think he said 210bhp but I didn't believe that.

I travelled from Leicester to somewhere in Norfolk, if I remember correctly. Dark night, raining and I had no negotiating power as he knew I needed to get home. He had spent a lot of money on it and I think the relationship had soured. I enjoyed owning it. The ride is a bit firm and this was wearing after a while but I am getting older now. Lovely interior.

I hope you enjoy the car. It does go well, lots of torque, and it felt a bit different to the usual. Just watch the lack of steering lock in a small car park as this can be a bit embarrassing!
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Posted 16 September 2018 - 08:56 PM

Well bought... Had a sit in this earlier in the year and it's really nice. Shame I can't say the same about the boring bastard owner who wouldn't stop banging on about how great it was. 


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Posted 17 September 2018 - 07:52 PM

^^BELLEND^^


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