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#121 OFFLINE   doobietoo

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 06:03 PM

Hope no. 51 doesn't come up as I don't need one car let alone two.... oh dear...


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Posted 21 November 2015 - 06:17 PM

Hope no. 51 doesn't come up as I don't need one car let alone two.... oh dear...

 

I'll buy your ticket....

 

I'm very excited now, more than I have ever been for a roffle, Autoshite has changed my life  :)


sigs are shit, wgaf?


#123 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 06:18 PM

Yet another Sat night not going out, will watch this with interest!


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#124 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 06:18 PM

We may need to set up a secondary market in tickets - Shite Hub
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#125 OFFLINE   Nyphur

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 07:53 PM

Who are the randoms allocated to?

LAST OWNER WAS SON OF A BANKER

 

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And if it is broke just ignore it, and maybe it'll be sort of OK...?


#126 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:02 PM

Who are the randoms allocated to?

Just generating them now


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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:13 PM

  Generator

Min: Max: Result:

3

Powered by RANDOM.ORG

 

GeneratorMin: Max: 

 

Result:45Powered by RANDOM.ORG

 

From: https://www.random.org/

 

So that's Nebuchenezer (number 3) gets mystery number 11 and Diesel=Ambrosia (number 45) gets number 32.


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:17 PM

1 FOAD

 

2 Craig The Princess

 

3 Nebuchenezer

 

4 EddyRamrod

 

5 WilsonWilson

 

6 Chaseracer

 

7 The Moog

 

8 panhard65

 

9 Brownnova

 

10 Chaseracer

 

11 Nebuchenezer

 

12 MeshKing

 

13 Honey Badger

 

14 JohnK

 

15 groovylee

 

16 Honey Badger

 

17 Jazoli

 

18 Crusty Sills

 

19 RobinMasters

 

20 Sealtainn

 

21 Jazoli

 

22 AlBundy

 

23 FatHarris

 

24 Tamworthbay

 

25 M'Coli

 

26 Lord Sterling

 

27 Mystery Shiter

 

28 Chaseracer

 

29 Lord Sterling

 

30 JohnK

 

31 Cavcraft

 

32 Diesel=Ambrosia

 

33 Tickman

 

34 mossymossy

 

35 For Fiat's Sake

 

36 Nyphur

 

37 The Moog

 

38 Ruffgeezer

 

39 Drum

 

40 Tickman

 

41 GadgetGricey

 

42 BenHar

 

43 Sealtainn

 

44 SoFarSoGood

 

45 Diesel=ambrosia

 

46 Nebuchenezer

 

47 Chatsharris

 

48 Fat_Pirate

 

49 JohnK

 

 

50 FatHarris

 

51 Doobietoo

 

52 Ollie_P 

 

53 JohnK

 

54 Ollie_P 

 

55 Alan Green

 

56 Tam

 

57 Ollie_P 

 

58 Ollie_P 

 

59 EddyRamrod 

 


 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:51 PM

here we go...........


sigs are shit, wgaf?


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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:57 PM

Crusty sills is the jammy sod tonight
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:59 PM

And the winner is... 

 

18


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Posted 21 November 2015 - 10:00 PM

Crusty sills is the jammy sod tonight


I conker with those sediments.

Enjoy your Celcius Krusty

#133 OFFLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 08:25 AM

Blow me kind of forgot about this, I've never won anything in my life!!!

Right best start looking at trains from Norwich to Bolton.


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Posted 22 November 2015 - 11:32 AM

I have just informed Mrs Sills of my epic good luck and she is currently giving me the look congratulating me on a job well done.

Obviously with it being just down the road, that has also gone down a storm as well!! :-D


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Posted 22 November 2015 - 11:33 AM

Possible princess delivery service available

Filtered through the Heather!


#136 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 11:46 AM

Would it not be easier to collect the ZX and drive it the rest of the way?

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Posted 22 November 2015 - 07:40 PM

That wouldn't be a bad plan, but getting from Norfolk into Lincolnshire often requires going via some other local hub like London or Sheffield...


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Posted 22 November 2015 - 07:42 PM

That wouldn't be a bad plan, but getting from Norfolk into Lincolnshire often requires going via some other local hub like London or Sheffield...

...........or Bolton.



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Posted 22 November 2015 - 07:49 PM

No, it's Ipswich.


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Posted 22 November 2015 - 09:22 PM

I have just informed Mrs Sills of my epic good luck and she is currently giving me the look congratulating me on a job well done.

Obviously with it being just down the road, that has also gone down a storm as well!! :-D

Feel your pain Crusty. Trust me it will all turn out all right.....................................................possibly.


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Posted 22 November 2015 - 09:27 PM

^ Mrs Doug talking to you again, then?!   :D


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Posted 22 November 2015 - 09:28 PM

Well done Mr. Sills. A lovely car but just not practical for me with knackered back.

 

I can vouch for Craigs collection/delivery prowess. Plus he's cheap, just lob him a pasty every now and again ;)


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Posted 22 November 2015 - 09:52 PM

^ Mrs Doug talking to you again, then?!   :D

Aye,kind of.  :-D  I was twitching about getting a number for this one as well but chickened out.



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Posted 09 December 2015 - 05:27 PM

Craig the Princess delivered the Celica yesterday and today I managed to get a go in it.

Thank you Sporty Shite or Craig for tuning every radio station to Radio 2!!!

 

I really like the Celica it drives nicely and the seats are nice and hugging. It picks up ok but was expecting a little more punch from the 2 litre engine, exhaust note is nice and with the wheels I felt 18 again honing around.

Missus is still not keen on it littering up the drive taking pride of place in front of Crusty towers even after I have told her how trendy a white car is!!!

Still the kids love it which makes me smile.


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Posted 09 December 2015 - 11:44 PM

You have to give it serious shoe, right up to redline.

And Craigis guilty for R2. He did it to THE ZX as as well!

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 07:25 AM

Guilty ;)

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That said it was the only station the Celica could find.
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Posted 16 December 2015 - 11:47 PM

Guilty ;)

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That said it was the only station the Celica could find.

 

 

Fucking hell that twat on every channel would be enough for me to tear the set out and throw it out of the window.


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Posted 17 December 2015 - 03:28 AM

Fucking hell that twat on every channel would be enough for me to tear the set out and throw it out of the window.


I;ve given up with Radio 2 or Radio Twat (with the exception of Ken Bruce) now.

Instead I carry a 4 disc set of 80's chooonz for when music is required and listen to Radio Mumbling about shit I don't care about - Radio 4 for vocal company, plus the dog for actual company.

Sometimes I just like to 'listen' to the noises the car makes instead and worry what the hell is making that stupid 'tingling' noise?





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