Junkman Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 Right now the only fish eyes I'm concerned with are the ones that will be on my dinner plate tomorrow. chaseracer, Magnificent Rustbucket and CGSB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 mm, kippers all round. Hope the 405 enjoys it's trip, mine is sat very sadly and has been for a year now. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 You are a disgrace. A bloody disgrace. loserone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 That advert was weird, when he turned the key all the locks moved straight away. If mines having a really good day one of them will be a bit Sgt Jones. Most days it takes 2 or 3 goes before the others wake up. He made it all the way up that lane with all his centre caps intact which must mean they were glued on beforehand. r.welfare, CGSB, Skizzer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 You are a disgrace. A bloody disgrace. Sorry man, but I am trying. I even bought it a whole car! Junkman and Magnificent Rustbucket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 We have arrived. I threw a few rotten tomatoes and eggs at that dolt: RobT, Conrad D. Conelrad, privatewire and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Norfolk? Magnificent Rustbucket and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 We have arrived. I threw a few rotten tomatoes and eggs at that dolt: That flying sleeping bag is cute, but walking all the way back home up the cost every morning would not be my cup of tea. Squire_Dawson and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forddeliveryboy Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 That fence would do less damage to the 405's nose, but... Enjoy your hols wherever you are, if it's East Anglia there's plenty of 80s and 90s chod in daily use - I was in the sticks round Thetford last week and it's still quite Dad's Army. Squire_Dawson, Vince70, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Norfolk? you can tell because the sea is flat? Christine, The Reverend Bluejeans, Junkman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyarddog Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I think Norfolk is too close to Lincolnshire for the Junkmans comfort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 It is Norfolk. Mundesley to be exact.And yes, to get here I had to cross a part of Lincolnshire and I had the fucking creeps all the way to the Welcome to Norfolk sign. Magnificent Rustbucket, Squire_Dawson, Vince70 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 It is Norfolk. Mundesley to be exact.And yes, to get here I had to cross a part of Lincolnshire and I had the fucking creeps all the way to the Welcome to Norfolk sign.There is nothing distinctive about that seafront, and yet everything is distinctive. My friend’s house overlooks that beach. That stretch of Norfolk around to B*******er is a bit of a secret still. Enjoy l, but keep it quiet ja!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 I'm not telling anyone how nice it is here.But even if I would, nobody believes it anyway. BorniteIdentity, Vince70 and Magnificent Rustbucket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 And I let you in on another little Junksecret - English wine is really good. Magnificent Rustbucket and Vince70 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyarddog Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 It is Norfolk. Mundesley to be exact. I've been going to the North Norfolk coast since i was a nipper.Family just up the road in West Runton. Some decent car boot sales on there too.Got me some nice diecast there from time to time. The 'late one' near Stalham is decent enough,as is the one in Great Yarmouth racecourse. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 I need a new teapot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I need a new teapot.Short and stout? chaseracer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyarddog Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 http://visitsheringham.co.uk/webcam/ https://www.caistercastle.co.uk/motor-museum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 Short and stout? Big and stainless. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Looks like Skegness to m... oh. Junkman at the seaside, can we expect a postcard? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 English wine factoid, the vineyard that Captain Slow and Ozwin Pissed visited on their UK piss up trip in Yorkshire, is just outside Swillington, very close to a landfil site! I would not want wine from there LOL Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 Looks like Skegness to m... oh. Junkman at the seaside, can we expect a postcard? There damn sure will be postcard huntage forthcoming. Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Oh, goody goody. Hopefully you will emerge from East Anglia unscathed. There are plenty of medieval Ye Olde Shoppes around there, it will be like stepping back in time. We'll start worrying if we don't hear from you by the last post next Saturday. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 What I haven't told you ugly lot yet is that Wednesday I'll drive that 405 home, then to a fucking job interview in Brum on Thundersday morning in full monkey attire, because best damn A/C of all evah, then back to Mundesley from there. Because that's what fucking Junklife is all about and something they call a "kereer" or some fucking wank I didn't come up with but the NWO deems important. I couldn't give a shit one way or the other, but needs need in this here newfangled mess with those there portable phones they call a world.Don't blame me. I've been vociferously against that shit since 1986. The discrepancy between that UN Agenda 21 painfree utopia bollocks and being here couldn't possibly be more enjoyable. egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forddeliveryboy Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 English wine factoid, the vineyard that Captain Slow and Ozwin Pissed visited on their UK piss up trip in Yorkshire, is just outside Swillington, very close to a landfil site! I would not want wine from there LOLOn the other hand, most vineyards are regularly dosed with massive amounts of pesticides and the rest. I'm guessing the Soil Association logo is on most of what you eat and drink? Magnificent Rustbucket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 And if that vineyard were in fucking Sellafield, I'd not give a flying monkey as long as the wine is good. Lacquer Peel, The Reverend Bluejeans, Pillock and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They_all_do_that_sir Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Junkman.....on holiday.....in a static caravan.....in Britain......drinking English wine.....enjoying oneself Does not compute Sent from my F3211 using Tapatalk loserone, Sigmund Fraud and egg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 I drink English beer as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 https://www.caistercastle.co.uk/motor-museum AdmissionAdults £15Senior Citizens £13Family Ticket (2 adults & 2 children) £38Children (aged 5-15) £7 I'm living long enough in this country that I won't spend 15 hard earned Quids on something that doesn't provide me with faithful service for the next twenty years.Why are British admission fees always as high as buying the entire venue would cost in any other country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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