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#1 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 12:53 PM


Time to sell the Saab 9-5.

Blue estate
2001 2.3t
200k
Mot to June 2016
5 speed manual
Leather interior
Climate control (needs regassing)
Cruise
Rear load cover
Towbar fitted
CD/tape/radio
Massive load area
Lovely to drive.
Matched bridgestones all round
Fair amount of history comes with it
Two keys and remote fobs

Serviced 3 months ago with neo brother kit. Coolant change today with Saab coolant.

Not so good bits
Exhaust blow
Petrol cap got some rust on it
Abs light comes on 50% of time
Heated seat doesn't work
Some of the pixels have escaped
Front tyres getting low
Alloys a bit crusty

Does 40 mpg on a run

Located in Accrington.

Roffle - £8 a ticket or two for £15

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#2 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 01:03 PM

Swap you a Mondeo!

 

That does look nice indeed :)



#3 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 01:11 PM

Same colour as my old one.

 

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You forgot to mention the best cupholder of any car ever made  :-D

 

Looks great.


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#4 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 01:13 PM

Cheers chaps.

Forgot to mention, comes with two (yes two) spare alloys.

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 04:01 PM

I can recommend buying a Saab from The Moog, A++++++++++++++ seller.

Sadly I'm £600 short of the asking price :(

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 04:19 PM

I like these a very lot.  I like my testicles even more, so sadly - on this occasion - ah'm oot.

 

GLWTS, etc.  :)


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#7 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 05:16 PM

Wheel bolts are now part of the 1 point check before sales :-)

Any love for a roffle for this?

£8 a ticket or two for £15
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Posted 01 November 2015 - 05:27 PM

Well seeing as I am yet to win a roffle and will keep on buying tickets till I sodding well win, I say "the more roffles the merrier" :-)

I'll take a pair


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#9 OFFLINE   aldo135

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 07:39 PM

13 and 30 please!

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#10 ONLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 07:42 PM

Number 24 please :-)

#11 OFFLINE   Jerzy Woking

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 08:26 PM

5 and 21 please.

Sadly the clutch on the Guzzi needs doing immediately. Still just got enough for 2 tickets if it goes ahead.

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#12 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 08:48 PM

Cool when I get to a computer will set up a list.
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#13 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 08:53 PM

10 and 17 it is then.



#14 OFFLINE   jonathan_dyane

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Posted 01 November 2015 - 09:15 PM

Lovely car, wish I could make it mine!


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Posted 01 November 2015 - 10:18 PM

Much like. Put me down for number 8, seeing as 13 has already gone.


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#16 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 01:12 PM

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#17 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 01:20 PM

Lovely car, wish I could make it mine!

 

If only there was a way ... Well you are in luck, today we are offering a half price ticket deal - Normally £16 a piece (Suggested Overinflated to make you think you are getting a bargain Retail Price)  , yours for only £8. Or buy two and save a further pound to spend at

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Well seeing as I am yet to win a roffle and will keep on buying tickets till I sodding well win, I say "the more roffles the merrier" :-)

I'll take a pair

And what numbers would you like?

 

 

Seeing as baked goods seem to have stimulate the market, I will throw in a pie from Hollands (made just in Accy)

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You can preorder said baked good so it is ready to eat on the return leg of your journey.*

 

*Any collection over 50 miles automatically includes extra free pie to keep you fully nourished


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Posted 02 November 2015 - 01:23 PM

31 please


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Posted 02 November 2015 - 01:32 PM

Go on then. Lucky dip please


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Posted 02 November 2015 - 01:47 PM

I'll take any 2 of your selection, good sir


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Posted 02 November 2015 - 02:53 PM

Oh. Hang on. 2 for £15? I'll have 25 as well, please.

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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 02:59 PM

I can't see 16 coming out again so soon, so let's say 4 and 59 please :)


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#23 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 03:29 PM

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 04:08 PM

Sorry, should and could have done that myself.  Brain fade.


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Posted 02 November 2015 - 07:14 PM

Has my 25 disappeared :(

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 07:24 PM

Can I have two please...

 

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 09:31 PM

Has my 25 disappeared :(

Caught him... He was avving a faaaaaggg round by the bike shed

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 10:33 PM

I CAN HAZ 22 & 46 PLEEZ

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Posted 02 November 2015 - 10:38 PM

The pie's the only* reason I'm entering.... as I R far aweh, i get two. Is it a pie for every 50 miles? It's 250 miles....so thats FIVE


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Posted 02 November 2015 - 10:47 PM

I CAN HAZ 22 & 46 PLEEZ

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So draw will take place once all tickets have gone. Also I wont ask for cash until we know it is going ahead. 

 

Sadly there are currently only two pies on offer. 1 for the winnah and 1 for the winnah who comes from over 50 miles away... 

 

Tomorrow is a new day ...... 

 

Also potentially could deliver it to that there london town (with pies) if the lucky boy (or girl) required. 


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