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#61 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 02:02 PM

Treated him to some brand new fresh air in his tyres and some lovely oil.

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STAY CLASSY AUTOSHITE.

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#62 ONLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 02:56 PM

Those wheels still look damn good, especially considering the conditions I painted them in. 
 
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I do feel guilty for not doing anything about the arches, I think they rotted quite a bit during the year I had it. 


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#63 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 03:28 PM

They are indeed baring up well.  Considering you painted them in a tropical monsoon!

 

 

Look at the size of those rainbombs hitting the road!


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#64 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 04:10 PM

At least you don't get any dust particles into the paint when painting in this kind of climate.


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 04:50 PM

Yay! Rafflefind Colt lives another year.
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Posted 13 August 2015 - 05:06 PM

That arch repair is practically invisible.  Congratulations on the pass.


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 05:15 PM

That's nowt short of ace, it passing the MOT.


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 06:56 PM

Why is there a picture of a gorilla wearing a gas mask carrying a parcel?

 

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:08 PM

Why is there a picture of a gorilla wearing a gas mask carrying a parcel?

 

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Are you suggesting the local poison gas delivery company were wrong to employ a gorilla?


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:23 PM

I didn't bother with this as I assumed it'd be rotten underneath and fail it's MOT... Shit.


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:03 PM

Captain 70's I see your 2 are in Craptical Plastics mag btw


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#72 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 09:04 PM

Why is there a picture of a gorilla wearing a gas mask carrying a parcel?

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It's the fabbled ape reaver of Whitley Bay.
Only ever seen in reflection form, like a reverse vampire. Collects souls in a cardboard box.
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#73 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 09:05 PM

I didn't bother with this as I assumed it'd be rotten underneath and fail it's MOT... Shit.


No cars are rotten underneath and they all pass MOTs. That's rules 6 and 28.
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Posted 15 August 2015 - 12:53 PM

After two days a that fine rain that soaks you through, we were presented with the hot ball in the sky.  Quick! do something!

 

 

Decided to unleash some linseed on old Rons Bumbers and sideburns.

 

 

One coat:

 

 

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Frontways:

 

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Back ways:

 

 

Sorry, didnt get a before photo!

 

 

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Looks a bit better.


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Posted 15 August 2015 - 12:56 PM

That looks ace and very tidy for its age despite a slightly crinkly bottom, especially with the bumpers done.

I was genuinely disappointed not to win that auction, it's definitely gone to the right home though.
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#76 ONLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 10:44 PM

Looks great, and should last better than the poundshop shite I used to black them up for Shitefest. 


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Posted 16 August 2015 - 05:28 PM

If you have any linseed over its worth coating a bit underneath the colt as it also works as a wax oil.. I tried some underneath the sills on my fathers car about six months ago and it's still holding back the rot..

Apparently it was used years ago as a form of rust proofing on cars.
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Posted 16 August 2015 - 06:12 PM

 

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Turned out they were very nice gentlemen and were equipped with a car of impeccable taste.

 

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Where are the yellow trousers?

 

I R DISSAPOINT


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Posted 18 August 2015 - 08:36 PM

Oh dear.  In the greatest tradition of Autoshite, I have just accidentally purchased something on the Ebay.

Which needs to be collected on Thursday.

 

Much as the Colt is a great little car, I'm just a bit big for it.  Its not you, its me.  And my long legs. And massive head.

 

 

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Too big.

 

 

 

 

So, it is now back up for rofflez. 

 

Ex Junkman and Conrad bike.  Only available to Shitters.

 

Since I have had it, its had a CV boot, linseed oil on the bumpers, air in the tyres, new oil, a tape player (Alpine, from Hertz), an MOT and a brand new air freshner. 

 

I would drive it anywhere and it will come with a full tank of petrol, as it was when I collected it from Conrad.

 

 

Conrads FS thread is seen here:

 

http://autoshite.com...ieve-in-dreams/

 

The car is as described in his thread, though slightly improved. (full mot, no advisories etc)

 

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Taking into consideration the new MOT and IMPROVEMENTS, I'm looking at £6.66 a number (as the total comes out at what I've just spent on an Ebay punt)

 

 

 

Car is located in NE England.  Near France and Aberdeen by way of roads, planes and trains.


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#81 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 18 August 2015 - 08:39 PM

Oh fuck .... 24 and 33 please

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Posted 18 August 2015 - 08:40 PM

I have no idea what I would do with it. 17 please.

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Posted 18 August 2015 - 08:42 PM

I'll have 19 please (on me phone:)
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Posted 18 August 2015 - 08:45 PM

That'll be 13 for me and 14 for Mr. Conelrad, please.


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Posted 18 August 2015 - 08:54 PM

If I win this it has to be the most convoluted method of getting a car MOT'd ever. 


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Posted 18 August 2015 - 08:56 PM

If I win this it has to be the most convoluted method of getting a car MOT'd ever. 

 

Be a cheap MOT too!

 

You might be onto something there.


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