Skizzer Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The gods of the dice tower have been consulted'ALL HAIL THE GODS OF THE DICE TOWER' Dice have been thrown down the tower, if the number had previously been taken then the dice have been re-thrown (about a dozen times in Skizzer's case) There's always one, isn't there? And it's usually me. Meanwhile have another picture of this little honey, last year's Pride of Shitefest. Kia Pride by Skizzer, on Flickr [jimbowen]Look at what you could've won [/jimbowen] eddyramrod, Sloth in a bowl, barefoot and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 Today's exciting Kia Pride Fact. The Pride was designed by Mazda for Ford as the Ford Festiva / Mazda 121In Japan you could buy the Ford badged car, but not the Mazda. Now for the numbers update:1. cms2062. phil_lihp3. twitcherman4. Eddyramrod5. Barry Shitpeas6. KruJoe7. Semi-C8. Doobietoo9. rml234510. Richard11. flat4alfa12. twosmoke30013. cms20614.still orange15. Semi-C16. Nyphur17. Richard18. Anonymous User / cms20619. 320touring20. twosmoke30021. JohnK22. wafers23. Angry Sheep24. Barry Shitpeas25. Cavcraft26. JohnK27. The Moog28. Cavcraft29. The Moog30. omegod31. Mike D32. Comfy Sofa33 Anonymous User / cms20634.35. Skizzer36. M'coli37. KruJoe / Explosive Cabbage38. AlexG39. Foad40. Stripped FredI've assigned no 12 to twosmoke300 for his second ticketOnly 1 place left, and if nobody else takes it then Mrs Sloth will, pay up now as I want that Kia off my driveway so I get to play with something else.I like this car alot, but never bought it to be a keeper, I already have 2 of those. Only 1 ticket left, first come first served. Lastly, Philip Lacey as paid me but not added a username, PM me to claim your payment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I can't be there either, I'll be relying on messages. Someone should have my number - Joe? CMS? RML? Text me ASAP if I win, then I can come to some arrangement about Shitelying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I'm struggling to understand that post, Eddy. You can still enter if you're not gonna be there. If you win, I'll bring it up for you. Or do you want to borrow a tenner? I can pay the man for you. Spell out your issues Eddy, I'm sure we can help. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 Now for the numbers update:1. cms2062. phil_lihp3. twitcherman4. Eddyramrod5. Barry Shitpeas6. KruJoe7. Semi-C8. Doobietoo9. rml234510. Richard11. flat4alfa12. twosmoke30013. cms20614.still orange15. Semi-C16. Nyphur17. Richard18. Anonymous User / cms20619. 320touring20. twosmoke30021. JohnK22. wafers23. Angry Sheep24. Barry Shitpeas25. Cavcraft26. JohnK27. The Moog28. Cavcraft29. The Moog30. omegod31. Mike D32. Comfy Sofa33 Anonymous User / cms20634. Mystery Buyer35. Skizzer36. M'coli37. KruJoe / Explosive Cabbage38. AlexG39. Foad40. Stripped Fred The last ticket has gone!!! catsinthewelder, JohnK, KruJoe and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I'm struggling to understand that post, Eddy.You can still enter if you're not gonna be there. If you win, I'll bring it up for you.Or do you want to borrow a tenner? I can pay the man for you.Spell out your issues Eddy, I'm sure we can help. Oh I've entered and paid, Joe, but thank you. No, the big issue is, I won't be there on the day, and may not be in front of my computer in time to make arrangements before you all hit the road. Bringing it up here would do me a massive favour (assuming I win, which won't happen anyway) but wouldn't help much if I don't know it's coming! All I was asking for is someone to call or text me with the result.And for the offer of hauling it up here, many thanks. KruJoe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The draw is Saturday evening, and we'll not be coming home until nearly 24hours later.I'll be coming up the motorway to Preston (then across), so either I could meet you at the station there, or drag it all the way to you in B-I-F.Either way, I'll be hooking it up to cart it towards you, and we'll have some time for coms. (Sounds like Eddy's the winner already!) eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Think I gonna scrounge an a frame to chuck in the boot just incase skattrd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Today's top* Kia Pride fact: You can still buy a brand new Kia Pride, you just need to go to Iran http://www.saipagroup.ir/en/allproducts/Saipa/saipa111 It's made by Lulu, apparently. Must make you want to shout. eddyramrod and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I have to say, that's a weight off my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 Today's Kia Pride fact: As well as being a Mazda 121, Ford Festiva, Kia Pride and Sapia 111. The Pride has also been built by Arab American Vehicles in Egypt and Dongfeng in China.Has any other car has so many different countries badges on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Vauxhall Chevette? Astra mk2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 The ultimate Shiteist Kia Pride would be the Pars Khodro made by Iranians and given an nice new* body With ultimate PLAC stylee like this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Surely that version of a Kia Pride is a Renault 5? Dick Longbridge and oldcars 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 clue: that car has four hub nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 So under the skin it's all Kia Pride? Wonders will never cease... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 If in doubt take a kia pride running gear and hammer an older body design on top of it. Epic work by the Iranian shite production industry. CGSB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 The ultimate Shiteist Kia Pride would be the Pars Khodro made by Iranians and given an nice new* body With ultimate PLAC stylee like this oneI see it has the sport pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 We should make our own and get production underway. In fact, if I win the lovely Kia I might just do that. Anyone got a floor-less Renner in the shed? oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Want, need to amend my want list in the other thread now. Sloth in a bowl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 all the lovely of a 5 with modern mechs WANT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 all the lovely of a 5 with modern mechs slightly less out of date mechanicals WANT.FTFY oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 French style, Japanese engineering, Iranian build quality, PCPGW? oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen01 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Knew I should have jumped in earlier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Off on a tangent... I owned a beige x plate mk1 Renner 5 years ago. I'd only been driving a couple of years and the body roll when driving in a spirited* style was unreal. I remember my mate Darren (RIP) sat in mine after a night on the sauce and complaining constantly about how 'this bloody thing is making me feel proper sick mate'. Cue pulling up in a layby after a couple of miles and the poor old chap throwing his guts up everywhere. I can only assume that if I'd had a Renner 5 sat on Kia chassis, Darren would have got home with his stomach contents still intact.Want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Ive just paypalled my second tenner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 can I buy cms206 a ticket? If so pm me your paypalYOU UTTER BASTARD anonymous user, HillmanImp, M'coli and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted June 6, 2015 Author Share Posted June 6, 2015 To everybody waiting anticipation the draw for the Kia has been held. The winning ticket was number 18, bought by anonymous user and the lucky new owner of the car is cms206. We now have a scottoshite Kia. Thanks to all involved we have raised £100 for the local community minibuses at Devils Bridge DVee8, Banger Kenny, trigger and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 YOU UTTER BASTARDShut it, i may have to drive it up! Coprolalia, beko1987, cms206 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Who would have guessed.... cms206 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now