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#61 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 29 May 2015 - 08:30 PM

Are you going to do a live web cam draw or live at Shitefest?
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Posted 29 May 2015 - 08:45 PM

cms206 warning, both of Anonymous User's tickets are for your benefit

It's like Puntogate all over again.
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#63 OFFLINE   Alexg

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Posted 29 May 2015 - 08:45 PM

I'll take one please, lucky dip.


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#64 OFFLINE   skattrd

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Posted 29 May 2015 - 08:51 PM

Lol, Puntogate.

 

I shall abstain and hope all tickets sell before I'm drunk in a Welsh field.


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#65 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 29 May 2015 - 09:55 PM

Wor Will is steadfast in his refusal to enter. 

I propose to rectify this unfortunate circumstance by purchasing a further "Lucky* Dip" numeral on his behalf.

Please name the lucky* number "Explosive_Cabbage". I thank you.

 

Let the dice decide please Sloth, I will hand over the 20 I now owe you in Welsh Wales.


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#66 OFFLINE   Semi-C

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Posted 29 May 2015 - 10:10 PM

Nnnngggggfffffhhghhh....

I can resist no longer...

As an tenuous homage to my favourite Bobby Davro quote, can I have the 15 please also?

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:34 AM

Today's top* Kia Pride fact: You can still buy a brand new Kia Pride, you just need to go to Iran

 

http://www.saipagrou.../Saipa/saipa111

 

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also paperwork picture

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Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

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02 Volvo V40 - Steady

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:40 AM

Now for the numbers update:

1. cms206
2. phil_lihp
3.
4. Eddyramrod
5. Barry Shitpeas
6. KruJoe
7. Semi-C
8. Doobietoo
9. rml2345
10. Richard
11. flat4alfa
12.
13. cms206
14.still orange
15. Semi-C
16. Nyphur
17. Richard
18. Anonymous User / cms206
19. 320touring
20. twosmoke300
21. JohnK
22.
23. Angry Sheep
24. Barry Shitpeas
25. Cavcraft
26. JohnK
27. The Moog
28. Cavcraft
29. The Moog
30. 
31. Mike D
32. Comfy Sofa
33 Anonymous User / cms206
34.
35. Skizzer
36.
37. KruJoe / Explosive Cabbage
38. AlexG
39. Foad
40. Stripped Fred

Only 6 places left - All future places are being bought for charity folks, so dig deep and win a Kia


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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:49 AM

All paid via PP

One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:55 AM

Lucky dip please!

  

Now for the numbers update:1. cms2062. phil_lihp3.4. Eddyramrod5. Barry Shitpeas6. KruJoe7. Semi-C8. Doobietoo9. rml234510. Richard11. flat4alfa12.13. cms20614.still orange15. Semi-C16. Nyphur17. Richard18. Anonymous User / cms20619. 320touring20. twosmoke30021. JohnK22.23. Angry Sheep24. Barry Shitpeas25. Cavcraft26. JohnK27. The Moog28. Cavcraft29. The Moog30. 31. Mike D32. Comfy Sofa33 Anonymous User / cms20634.35. Skizzer36.37. KruJoe / Explosive Cabbage38. AlexG39. Foad40. Stripped FredOnly 6 places left - All future places are being bought for charity folks, so dig deep and win a Kia


Subtle reminder seeing as it was the last post on the previous page...

"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#71 OFFLINE   Sloth in a bowl

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:56 AM

  
Subtle reminder seeing as it was the last post on the previous page...

 

sorry, You are now number 36


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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 07:00 AM

Are you going to do a live web cam draw or live at Shitefest?

 

 

If the last 5 tickets sell pre-shitefest then I will put up a poll thread to see if people would rather know in advance for travel prep or hold the draw live at shitefest.

I think that's as fair as I can make it.


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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 08:07 AM

Both of those have gone, Billy...  ;)

I think thats the odds of Billy winning  :mrgreen:


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 09:43 AM

My wife thinks this is the most ridiculous thing she has ever seen and that the car is crap, due to this I demand your paypal details post haste for a lucky dip as I can't miss the opportunity to piss her off in a major way 


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#75 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 09:52 AM

balls , ill have 36 as well !

One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 10:14 AM

I was quite surprised to see how many are listed on HML, I didn't think they'd even sold as many as that. If I win it will become my son's first car. He wants to get a RWD Volvo so it's close enough.


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 10:41 AM

Can I have 22 please?
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Posted 30 May 2015 - 11:04 AM

I was quite surprised to see how many are listed on HML, I didn't think they'd even sold as many as that. If I win it will become my son's first car. He wants to get a RWD Volvo so it's close enough.

For a moment I thought you meant raffle tickets



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Posted 30 May 2015 - 11:18 AM

Give me a lucky dip if there's any left & PM me Paypal details. Ulp!



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Posted 30 May 2015 - 03:56 PM

Now for the numbers update:

1. cms206
2. phil_lihp
3. twitcherman
4. Eddyramrod
5. Barry Shitpeas
6. KruJoe
7. Semi-C
8. Doobietoo
9. rml2345
10. Richard
11. flat4alfa
12.
13. cms206
14.still orange
15. Semi-C
16. Nyphur
17. Richard
18. Anonymous User / cms206
19. 320touring
20. twosmoke300
21. JohnK
22. wafers
23. Angry Sheep
24. Barry Shitpeas
25. Cavcraft
26. JohnK
27. The Moog
28. Cavcraft
29. The Moog
30. omegod
31. Mike D
32. Comfy Sofa
33 Anonymous User / cms206
34.
35. Skizzer
36. M'coli
37. KruJoe / Explosive Cabbage
38. AlexG
39. Foad
40. Stripped Fred

Only 1 place left and twosmoke needs to reassign his no 36 request or he will be given the last ticket where ever it may be


Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 04:00 PM

Only one left?  Well done!  Good luck everyone...


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GLWTS everyone!

 

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 04:17 PM

I'll have what ever is left

One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 05:40 PM

I tell you what, as I'm not involved so can be seen as totally Impartial, il pick the number 13 at Shitefest.

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 05:42 PM

Who's bringing an A-frame (apart from Joe)?


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 05:45 PM

Possibly or if the forecast is pish I might see if the dolly will fit in the back of my van and I can also sleep in it

One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 05:57 PM

My wife thinks this is the most ridiculous thing she has ever seen and that the car is crap.


She obviously missed Billy's Punto raffle, and the Original T5 raffle.
This raffle is probably one of the better ones.
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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:02 PM

If we don't need it, you can borrow mine Chris, it all depends on which direction "The Pride of Shitefest" needs to be taken.


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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:10 PM

It's not for me Joe, I was just asking from curiosity ... I do not intend to leave SF with more cars than I start with, I have too many as things stand.


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#89 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:12 PM

I havnt thought this through very well at all. I'm not going to Shitefeast. Can someone give me a shout if I win please?
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Posted 30 May 2015 - 06:15 PM

I havnt thought this through very well at all. I'm not going to Shitefeast. Can someone give me a shout if I win please?


Just come anyway!

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