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#91 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 08:50 AM

I'm a smoker so I'm out

#92 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 09:20 AM

<reconsiders ShiteFest attendance>

 

<goes anyway>

 

:lol:


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#93 OFFLINE   explosive-cabbage

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 02:32 PM

It makes me very squiffy. I'll be your friend for ever after that. And will probably tell you at length in a loud and obnoxious manner after consuming said alcoholic beverage.

 

Its yours then! Come and find me, I'll be in a white 205 TD


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Lada Niva 1.7i (OLGA) - SOLD

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Lada Niva XUD9 (BABUSHKA) Bobtail Off-Roader

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106 1.5 Deisel

Saxo 1.5 Deisel - NOW BREAKING

BX TZD Estate (Winner's Wagon)

 

CLEAN VEG OIL FOR SALE - 50P/ LITRE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


#94 OFFLINE   explosive-cabbage

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 02:35 PM

Some cheese I found. Free.

 

https://41u0ta-sn3302.files.1drv.com/y2p...

 

 

 

Said cheese has now spent 2 nights in the rain, and has blown off the wall, this all equates to bonus gravel and water content!

 

I'm surprised I havn't had any takers yet.

 

Giving things away for free isn't what it used to be blah blah blah...


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6x 205 TD  - NOW BREAKING
Lada Niva 1.7i (OLGA) - SOLD

Lada Samara 1.5 - LIKELY ROFFLE IMPENDING

Lada Niva 1.6 (HELGA) - NOW BREAKING

3x 306 TD - NOW BREAKING

Lada Niva XUD9 (BABUSHKA) Bobtail Off-Roader

Lancia Beta Coupe 1.3 - SOLD

106 1.5 Deisel

Saxo 1.5 Deisel - NOW BREAKING

BX TZD Estate (Winner's Wagon)

 

CLEAN VEG OIL FOR SALE - 50P/ LITRE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


#95 ONLINE   stephen01

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 02:50 PM

FOUR SAIL/SWAPZ - items that are upside down can be delivered the correct way up.

 

Random selection of old European postcards, some dating back to 1901. Free to collector.

 

https://41u0ta-sn3302.files.1drv.com/y2p...

 

Collection of old books, reasonable condition, mostly common fictional novels. The music one dates back to before 1894.

 

https://41u0ta-sn3302.files.1drv.com/y2p...

 

https://41u0ta-sn3302.files.1drv.com/y2p...

 

 

 

Would love the books, well 'five on trasure island'  and post cards, but doubt I'll make shitefest, would you post for postage monies?



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Posted 02 June 2015 - 03:10 PM

Where are you Stephen?

Maybe someone will volunteer to cart them towards you if you live nearby.



#97 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 03:20 PM

Will, re: Cheese.

If you pop it in your passenger foot-well, it can keep you company on the way down, and perhaps somebody will decide that it'd be a great idea to relieve you of it, and consume it around the camp fire.


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Posted 02 June 2015 - 03:43 PM

We could roll it down a hill?


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Posted 02 June 2015 - 04:31 PM

I have the two Regan books you can see in this picture. Same as above, free to the first Shitefest attendee to claim them on this thread.

 

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 04:51 PM

 

two Regan books

 

20 minutes gone and no takers?  This place etc.  I'll happily have them unless someone else has a burning passion for them.


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Posted 02 June 2015 - 07:01 PM

Where are you Stephen?

Maybe someone will volunteer to cart them towards you if you live nearby.

 

Dudley, West Midlands


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Posted 02 June 2015 - 07:05 PM

^ Plenty of the AS Midland Massiv cluttering up Wales this weekend...


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#103 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 08:31 PM

If you feel I am worthy of such a tome then that would be lovely thankyou :)

 

I'll look out for you at SF unless...

 

£552 for that book WTF?

 

 

 

 

Richard, are you up for this then?

 

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It's still on the car, so I can save all the bolts, brackets etc, comes with ball, electrics an'ting.

 

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£20 ok? I'll pull it off for you (fnarr) if it ever stops raining sideways.

 

Sounds like a deal, unless you want to buy the book at a £20 discount and we'll call it quits :D


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#104 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 09:37 PM

Well Richard, this afternoon the rain stopped for five minutes and this happened:

 

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Your wheels, Sir:

 

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:31 PM

Don't leave them there, Joe - they'll get wet  :P


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1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
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#106 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:41 PM

Ha ha, despite a good jet-washing by the weather this week, they still need a proper clean :)



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Posted 03 June 2015 - 06:52 AM

Like a penis I bought 2 hosepipe straight connectors (joins hose together) rather than the normal attachment type ends I should have got last night. Anyone want one/both before I spend £0.80p of fuel returning £1.20 of asda hose bits?


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Posted 03 June 2015 - 10:50 PM

I have nothing to sell.

 

I've a fair selection of recent VW Bus T4&5 magazines to give away if anyone wants them.

And I'm after an in-car pipe holder and a set of ice cream van chimes.

Will bring cash M8 etc.


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Posted 04 June 2015 - 09:01 AM

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4x100, can't remember tyre size but they're 14" and the tyres are as good as new really. £75 the set?

 

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5x112 so fit Audis and some VW campers. Tyres are shit, alloys average at best.

£45?

 

Motorcross bike stand. I thought this was bigger than it is, it extends to about 18 inches high, I think...

 

 

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£15?

 

 


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Posted 04 June 2015 - 09:52 AM

Ill take the stand if thats ok
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One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 04 June 2015 - 12:03 PM

No problem, message me tonight to remind me, please.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 05 June 2015 - 12:40 AM

Hey you oily lot who ordered Will's special relish: Please pray for me as I trundle Waleswards to you with a literal metric shitload of the slimy stuff.

Pleasure Wagon and trailer loaded TO TEH MAX.

If you witness a greasy wreck of twisted metal and blood on the M6, that'll be me.


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Posted 05 June 2015 - 05:00 AM

Fingers crossed for ya Joe, safe travels mate.
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Posted 05 June 2015 - 07:47 AM

Good luck!
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Posted 05 June 2015 - 12:19 PM

Have fun everyone. It's gonna be a scorcher.
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