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Apparently it's going to stay cold for a while, so there'll be more hysterical headlines about "MOTORING CHAOS", abysmal driving styles and overcautious motoring advice, like so.

 

HIRST Winter Motoring Advice

 

Do not ever leave your house under any circumstances until the winter has gone. Stay inside your inner refuge and turn on your radio. However, if you absolutely must drive your car (e.g. you have a job) carry the following in your vehicle:

 

Emergency Food Supplies

- Hot drink

- Bar of chocolate

- Sausage roll

- 4-pack of Tennents Super

- Starter: Selection of fruit

- Main course: Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding

- Dessert: Banana split

 

Essential Equipment

- Map (location of all Wimpy Bars circa 1981)

- Mobile Phone

- Landline Phone

- Carrier Pigeon

- Shovel

- Bucket

- Spirit level

- Cement mixer

 

Clothing

- Heavy coat

- High-visibility jacket

- Casualwear: Blazer, sports jacket, etc.

- Formalwear: Business suit, tuxedo, etc.

 

Vehicle-specific Equipment

- Rotating beacon

- Snow Chains

- Snow Tyres

- Summer Tyres

- Racing Slicks

- Drift Knob

- LED washer jets

 

If you do not do all this, you are doomed.

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Wow great spot!

 

 

Nothing down here but the bitter cold & a light dusting of frost in the mornings.

Can't say I'm impressed with Halford's 'night before' frost preventative spray, I had no less frost on my car this morning than anyone else! (which granted, wasn't very much but still....) The label says 'Saves you time in the mornings' - my arse! :roll:

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Great tips D_Hirst!!!! No mention of in-car cooking of Fray Bentos though?TBH I despise this type of weather. I have always worked outdoors and ultra-cold means it is very hard to muster up the enthusiasm to be productive. Of course when office types are sweating in stuffy offices and I am getting a tan it more than counteracts, but deep winter makes me deeply miserable. V.cold here last night and tonight, had an 'interesting' time trying to defrost the Picasso this morning to rush mrs_Pog to the maternity dept at the hospicle! :shock::shock::shock: (We did get there OK, baby poglet arriving approx 1hr later :) )

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baby poglet arriving approx 1hr later :)

Congratulations! Bit late now, but I'm trying out a Tesco bargaintastic windscreen frost cover tonight. It's -6.5C in my back garden so I'll be interested to see whether the deicer still needs to come out in the morning.Regie - 'night before' deicer does work, but you have to use loads of it. All being well, you should be wiping loose slush from your screen when your neighbours are struggling to remove something more like armour plate. Worst way, if the frost fails to appear then you come out to a smeary windscreen and the niggling feeling that you've wasted about 20p worth of deicer. (For some reason that always pisses me off more than the smeariness!)
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Congratulations to pogweasel and especially Mrs pogweasel :D:D

I took these 20 mns ago for the pleasure it will give you all.

I was behind a citroen bx yesterday and the nose was trying to dig a hole and the rear was skywards and tight.the back was bouncing around.

the driver seemed totally unconcerned but it must have been bloody awful to drive :lol:

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congrats on new Pog edition, no snow over here, just as well, as the entire island grinds to a halt if more than 3 flakes settle.....hysterically funny when it happens, last time we had a decent lot, the sight of a Renault Clio with snow chains on the back wheels was mildly amusing.........

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