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#1 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:50 AM

Ready for today's maiden mission.

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Coz what we need is MOAR SHITE up in this place.
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#2 ONLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:43 AM

Main feature to follow?.. this is just a trailer!

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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 03:13 PM

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 03:46 PM

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:18 PM

a picture like that it can only be for a rover kettle in need of mr. bol.s magic skills


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#6 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:32 PM

But that's Swiss Cheese.

 

Have you bought a Rinspeed? 



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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:26 PM

Is it a Sbarro Challenge?


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#8 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 09:11 PM

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 09:15 PM

Alfa? Or lancia
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Posted 07 April 2015 - 09:22 PM

Is it a Beta with pornstar upholstery?
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Posted 07 April 2015 - 09:38 PM

It's the ex-Breadvan Lancia, you can tell by the rusty bit on the leading edge of the bonnet.

 

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 10:06 PM

That's my favourite bit of the YAJster.

 

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And it seems serendipitous to pea-roast my picture of Richard Vatanen spankin' dat bitch.

 

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#13 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 10:08 PM

Golly, it looks a minter in that pic Richard!
 

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Alas no longer. Today's mission was on behalf of Will.

 

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He'll do his own Lancia thread in due course. It's currently not looking its best.

 

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It took us 13 hours all in, but the Pleasure Wagon performed faultlessly, happily pulling at 60/65/70 all the way north, temp gauge and coolant level solid as a rock.

 

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#14 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 10:13 PM

I hope you're going to have it on the road in time for Shitefest.



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Posted 07 April 2015 - 10:35 PM

I'm very pleased that the Happy Ending Wagon performed without fault but crikey moses the Lancia has changed since last year. Where did you collect it from, Atlantis?


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 10:37 PM

Had a 2000 Coop in the mid-nineties, T or V-reg I think, was the same death-blue colour and nearly as rusty but I loved driving it. Good luck with it, not many left now.



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Posted 08 April 2015 - 09:06 AM

I hope you're going to have it on the road in time for Shitefest.

 

HAHA!!!

Pull the other one!

 

Thread to follow.


6x 205 TD  - NOW BREAKING
Lada Niva 1.7i (OLGA) - SOLD

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Lada Niva 1.6 (HELGA) - NOW BREAKING

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Posted 08 April 2015 - 05:00 PM

Aye, the way things look here, the Lancia be lucky to see Shitefest 2016, more likely '17. We'd better save further discussion of it for Will's own thread.
 
 
I put this thread up really to advertise that we're geared up for tat lugging and can help fellow shiters out of (and into) sticky situations.
 
The A.R.S.E. hauling fleet:
 
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Not* for hire or reward, but hit me up up if you need a hand :)
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Posted 08 April 2015 - 05:12 PM

what on earth is that in the trailer behind the white 205?


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Posted 08 April 2015 - 05:18 PM

A significant proportion of the mortal remains of a Leyland Princess...


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Posted 08 April 2015 - 05:58 PM

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Posted 17 April 2015 - 09:50 AM

Will is very brave to take on the Betakoop.   The reason it looks so bad is that I had it stripped down at a bodyshop to be repaired, but was then advised that it was too expensive a job, at which point Will bravely agreed to buy the car and take on the challenge.    Good luck, bloke!


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Posted 17 April 2015 - 12:28 PM

Bloody hell Will, that'll test your welding skills.

 

GLWTWeldathon.


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Posted 17 April 2015 - 03:21 PM

It's a mahoosive job, but I hope it can be done, as the car is a sweet thing, and very rare (pre facelift 1300).  Will is a hero.


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Posted 18 April 2015 - 12:13 AM

The Lancia now has its own thread:

 

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Posted 18 April 2015 - 12:54 AM

The Lancia Beta now has it's own thread - click here!


6x 205 TD  - NOW BREAKING
Lada Niva 1.7i (OLGA) - SOLD

Lada Samara 1.5 - LIKELY ROFFLE IMPENDING

Lada Niva 1.6 (HELGA) - NOW BREAKING

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Lancia Beta Coupe 1.3 - SOLD

106 1.5 Deisel

Saxo 1.5 Deisel - NOW BREAKING

BX TZD Estate (Winner's Wagon)

 

CLEAN VEG OIL FOR SALE - 50P/ LITRE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 18 April 2015 - 12:54 AM

DOUBLE POST! OMG


6x 205 TD  - NOW BREAKING
Lada Niva 1.7i (OLGA) - SOLD

Lada Samara 1.5 - LIKELY ROFFLE IMPENDING

Lada Niva 1.6 (HELGA) - NOW BREAKING

3x 306 TD - NOW BREAKING

Lada Niva XUD9 (BABUSHKA) Bobtail Off-Roader

Lancia Beta Coupe 1.3 - SOLD

106 1.5 Deisel

Saxo 1.5 Deisel - NOW BREAKING

BX TZD Estate (Winner's Wagon)

 

CLEAN VEG OIL FOR SALE - 50P/ LITRE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 18 April 2015 - 07:38 AM

SPOOKY! OMG



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Posted 28 July 2015 - 01:44 PM

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MOAR Rover movements occurring.


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#30 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 28 July 2015 - 01:49 PM

Fancy a collection from Ellesmere Port (Dolomite) to Norf London and a Toledo from Norf London to Manchester by any chance  :-(






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