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#61 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:14 PM

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#62 OFFLINE   fred

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:14 PM

If you want me to get all lewd, crude and out of control with my comments to redress the sexism imbalance between this and the other thread, I'm more than able.

 

But then none of the examples so far are exactly Poldark** levels of PHWOAR so... yanno

 

 

 

 

**go me and my topical cultural references.

Do it!!!!! You know you want too!!


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#63 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:15 PM

Looks rather like the posh neighbour out of George N Mildred

Geoffrey Fourmile! I thought that too.


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#64 OFFLINE   fred

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:18 PM

About as poldark as i can go - no where near but cop Mr Depp

 

 

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#65 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:38 PM

Living the dream about 10 years ago !

Me and my brothers living the dream when I was 17 ( about 34 years ago)
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:38 PM

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 11:20 PM

Isn't one of the pictures featuring your better half?

 

We're just friends now.  Nobody needs to apologise about that.  The relationship just changed, there is no WAA.  Mike's attractive, but not Poldark-y.  Poldark-y is nice to look at but usually high maintenance, like an Alfa or a 70s Citroen.


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#68 OFFLINE   brownnova

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 11:57 PM

An action shot as pinched from an eBay ad...

 

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 05:34 AM

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#70 OFFLINE   Angrydicky

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:07 AM

One for Louise, Vulgs, Tayne etc.

 

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:09 AM

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:12 AM

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:16 AM

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1958 Austin A55 Cambridge

1959 Austin A35 

1980 Vauxhall Royale 2.8 auto

1983 Ford Sierra 1.6 Base (1/5) 

1999 Rover 618iL auto
 

 

 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:16 AM

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#75 OFFLINE   Angrydicky

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:21 AM

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Current fleet:

1935 Standard 12
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1958 Austin A55 Cambridge

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1980 Vauxhall Royale 2.8 auto

1983 Ford Sierra 1.6 Base (1/5) 

1999 Rover 618iL auto
 

 

 


#76 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:23 AM

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:30 AM

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#78 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:31 AM

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#79 OFFLINE   burraston2006

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:41 AM

Don't you just hate it when they photoshop somebody elses head on to your body!!



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Posted 02 April 2015 - 07:44 AM

one more,really am dissapointed at the complete lack of private messages offering different services,must be too ugly for men,and too wierd for women :-P

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 07:46 AM

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 07:54 AM

Also making me feel guilty and wondering if I need to add pictures of me and crap cars to the other thread... but can't do it without looking like I love myself....

 

MUST..... RESIST..........

 

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:03 AM

Some shitters

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#84 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 09:25 AM

For those who love a man in uniform

 

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:07 AM

Could only find one picture of me with a car in my trawl of my photobucket account:

 

 

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Did find these though,one of which has some bonus 'Double Wollarding':

 

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:11 AM

Woolarding without a car,proper hardcore!

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:50 AM

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 11:21 AM

Well, there's been some right-click-save (possibly a euphemism) action but my favourite picture so far has to be this. The umbrella takes it well into comedy gold territory, and I don't rightly know why.
 

Some shitters

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Actually, speaking of right-click-save, what car is it that he's sat on?
 

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 11:26 AM

Well, there's been some right-click-save (possibly a euphemism) action but my favourite picture so far has to be this. The umbrella takes it well into comedy gold territory, and I don't rightly know why.
 


Actually, speaking of right-click-save, what car is it that he's sat on?
 

 

Is Mk 1 Honda Accord.

 

Same sex love is degenerate morals and mental disease.  But OK to admire pic as example of fine upstanding manliness, good for build strong nation.


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 11:53 AM

Oh Putin, you and your military stance against the gays. *playfully punches shoulder*


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