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#31 OFFLINE   stuboy

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:00 PM

my mate dean

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END of the road for the  MONTURDO !! :-(  :-(  :-(  

Long live fozzie the Focus  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:   


#32 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:04 PM

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I can't believe I was ever that thin!  It was only 33 years ago too...


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#33 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:05 PM

Wouldn't this be GR8 if this was really Vladamir Putin posting pictures of himself with cars, in-between causing unrest in Crimea.

 

'Hey Alexie, stop ruthlessly killing those Ukranians, come here and help me post up these pictures of putting fuel into our triumphant world beater Lada'


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#34 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:08 PM

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#35 OFFLINE   anonymous user

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:25 PM

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:30 PM

Look at that sexy beast in Wales. ATCNBE

I likes curves - and isn't that a chateaumobile behind? 


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#37 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:53 PM

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#38 OFFLINE   mat_the_cat

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:58 PM

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(inspired by the shot of nearly 20 years previously)

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:59 PM

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'87 Volvo 740 Turbo - GRASSY

'88 Volvo 740GLE - COUNCIL ESTATE INNIT
'94 Volvo 850GLT 2.0-20v - GREEN

'96 Volvo 850 S 2.5-10v - ROTTEN

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'01 Volvo S60 T5 SE - FAST AS RAZZ


#40 OFFLINE   cms206

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:59 PM

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'87 Volvo 740 Turbo - GRASSY

'88 Volvo 740GLE - COUNCIL ESTATE INNIT
'94 Volvo 850GLT 2.0-20v - GREEN

'96 Volvo 850 S 2.5-10v - ROTTEN

'99 Kia Pride 1.3SX - DECAYING

'01 Volvo S60 T5 SE - FAST AS RAZZ


#41 OFFLINE   cms206

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:59 PM

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'87 Volvo 740 Turbo - GRASSY

'88 Volvo 740GLE - COUNCIL ESTATE INNIT
'94 Volvo 850GLT 2.0-20v - GREEN

'96 Volvo 850 S 2.5-10v - ROTTEN

'99 Kia Pride 1.3SX - DECAYING

'01 Volvo S60 T5 SE - FAST AS RAZZ


#42 OFFLINE   stuboy

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:02 PM

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END of the road for the  MONTURDO !! :-(  :-(  :-(  

Long live fozzie the Focus  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:   


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:03 PM

Who's got the group photo around the Fiesta at the Internal Fire Museum?

That's a whole metric shit-load of prime beef steak right there.



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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:05 PM

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'87 Volvo 740 Turbo - GRASSY

'88 Volvo 740GLE - COUNCIL ESTATE INNIT
'94 Volvo 850GLT 2.0-20v - GREEN

'96 Volvo 850 S 2.5-10v - ROTTEN

'99 Kia Pride 1.3SX - DECAYING

'01 Volvo S60 T5 SE - FAST AS RAZZ


#45 OFFLINE   Stixy

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:13 PM

Living the dream about 10 years ago !

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#46 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:16 PM

ExplodingCabbage's mate, ChavInTheCorner.

 

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Would!


Tous les Vauxhalls sont des merdes

#47 OFFLINE   fred

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:39 PM

No idea!

 

 

 

 

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I blame the Belgians


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:41 PM

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:45 PM

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:51 PM

I'm disappointed by the title. Is there no sexism contained in this thread?
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:56 PM

I'm disappointed by the title. Is there no sexism contained in this thread?

 

 

 

Do any of them even know how to use an iron?

 

Better?


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#52 OFFLINE   Vin

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:02 PM

Do any of them even know how to use an iron?

 

Better?

 

A 5 iron. Round the back of your head. Then dump you in a lay-by. Wrapped in an offcut of carpet, obviously...


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:03 PM

If you want me to get all lewd, crude and out of control with my comments to redress the sexism imbalance between this and the other thread, I'm more than able.

 

But then none of the examples so far are exactly Poldark** levels of PHWOAR so... yanno

 

 

 

 

**go me and my topical cultural references.


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#54 OFFLINE   Louise2cv

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:06 PM

This thread is swinging quite violently between ace and rank.

 

Also making me feel guilty and wondering if I need to add pictures of me and crap cars to the other thread... but can't do it without looking like I love myself....



#55 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:07 PM

But then none of the examples so far are exactly Poldark** levels of PHWOAR so... yanno

 

 

Isn't one of the pictures featuring your better half?


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#57 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:08 PM

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#59 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:12 PM

Also making me feel guilty and wondering if I need to add pictures of me and crap cars to the other thread.

 

Don't feel guilty, sweetheart, but such behaviour would be utmost appreciated.


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:12 PM

Random image found on net...

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Looks rather like the posh neighbour out of George N Mildred


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I blame the Belgians





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