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#1 ONLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 01:06 PM

I believe in equality and I feel for poor Louise. And any other females who might accidentally have clicked on this page. Don't worry. Your time is now!

 

Nice bulge. ATCNBE

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Glamorous group action.

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Cope a load of that arse!

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Hey baby, fancy a ride? ATBNBE

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#2 ONLINE   Louise2cv

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 01:14 PM

Hey, don't worry about me...


No, really.
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#3 ONLINE   plasticvandan

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 01:44 PM

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form an orderly line ladeeees


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#4 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:12 PM

A man doing what only men can do - park a car.

 

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#5 OFFLINE   skattrd

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:20 PM

Lol, the men of autoshite.

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#6 OFFLINE   Luckythirteen

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:21 PM

How very noble and equalitising. I shall have to find a suitably unsuitable pic.

See if this works...

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Damn objectification blah blah...
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#7 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 03:00 PM

Such exploitation of the male body is unacceptable.


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#8 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:16 PM

God, I've put on weight....

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#9 OFFLINE   captain_70s

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:40 PM

Ladies, please contain your orgasms...

 

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#10 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:42 PM

^^Autoshite poster boy, for sure.


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Mouseflakes- "Are these wafer-thin slices of an actual clown's face?"

WilsonWilson - "What is this? A Vtec for ants?"

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#11 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:45 PM

No Britney Spears type car exit shot here (thank God).

 

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#12 OFFLINE   Asimo

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:53 PM

OLLIE days.....

 

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#13 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:54 PM

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#14 ONLINE   Parky

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:58 PM

Aaaaand that ladies and gentlemen is the end of THAT thread!
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#15 OFFLINE   RayMK

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:00 PM

How very noble and equalitising. I shall have to find a suitably unsuitable pic.

See if this works...



Damn objectification blah blah...

Please note: The LIKE is for the Taunus. Rubber ducks and men in pants do not work for me :-D .



#16 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:04 PM

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#17 OFFLINE   vulgalour

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:09 PM

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I hear ladies like gangstas.  This is the best I could do at any notice.


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#18 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:25 PM

I hear ladies like gangstas.  This is the best I could do at any notice.

^^^^ The next big (old) boy band.

I see that, I hear this. . . .

#Blue lyrics# Drive by in the low ride. Hands high when we fly by.



#19 OFFLINE   Luckythirteen

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:27 PM

Autophilia is bad enough, but Blue lyrics...
Yours sincerely, L13.

#20 OFFLINE   fordperv

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:33 PM

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double team

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#21 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:37 PM

...much love, from "TEH Hunks of Autoshite".

We put the Phwoar in Fourtrak; we put the Woah! in Allegro; we put the Sex in Dyslexic; we put the Crabs...nevermind...

 

I might remember this post from a thread I did back then, I am probably not a massive stalker of Louise and everything she puts on Autoshite, or then again maybe I am.....


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#22 OFFLINE   Vin

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 06:25 PM

MEN OF AUTOSHITE. You're doin it all wrong...

 

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#23 OFFLINE   vulgalour

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 06:34 PM

I can't tell where the man ends and the bear begins.


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#24 OFFLINE   Angrydicky

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:13 PM

Look at that sexy beast in Wales. ATCNBE

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#25 OFFLINE   Taff

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:19 PM

I'll play, cos all the milfs love a hunk in a convertible

 

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so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


#26 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:26 PM

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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#27 OFFLINE   AlabamaShrimp

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:46 PM

Ultimate wollarding

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:51 PM

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:53 PM

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#30 OFFLINE   stuboy

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:58 PM

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END of the road for the  MONTURDO !! :-(  :-(  :-(  

Long live fozzie the Focus  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:   





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