Cavcraft Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Renault ScenicMOT JulyDrive home taxFucking horribleHead gasket bollocksed£141.19 cash monies Conrad D. Conelrad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Lob it on mongtree - somebody will offer £125.47. Will it not weigh in for that? Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 29, 2015 Author Share Posted March 29, 2015 1.6 petrol RT Alize Previous owner said he thinks it's running on three and the head gasket has gone. I can get £140 for it if I drive it to the metal yard so it's for sale £141.19, just because. Rear arches are the usual shit, interior looks really clean and he said the tyres were all good, but I couldn't be arsed looking at them.I just want it gone, can take Paypal if anyone's daft/desperate enough but it doesn't really want to be here too long sorry. *All of that makes it sound like I'm going to find a buyer for it, doesn't it? I must be still pissed from last night. Bren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Alize! Special Edition or sommat? Choice of big opening sunroof thing or air conditioning. Big sunroof would make lozzing stuff in skip-style easier before the weigh-in. GLWS. Easily meets the standards* we have come to expect. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 29, 2015 Author Share Posted March 29, 2015 oldcars and RoadworkUK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 How do you keep ending up with such horrible cars? I am sure in the T&Cs of We Buy Any Car they actually have a clause that they wouldn't buy this. When they get cars like this in do they just ring up Cavcraft? cms206 and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Seriously, I had my hand in my pocket and my chequebook on the table. Ready to book a flight to Chester. Then I read about it being Fucking Horrible. 'Fraid the deal's off. HillmanImp, Cavcraft, Taff and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 29, 2015 Author Share Posted March 29, 2015 How do you keep ending up with such horrible cars? I am sure in the T&Cs of We Buy Any Car they actually have a clause that they wouldn't buy this. When they get cars like this in do they just ring up Cavcraft? I think people just look out of the window, realise their car is absolutely fucking awful and some sort of weird, electromagnetic force field transmogrifies their thoughts into me standing outside with cash in my hand. Either that, or I'm a weapons grade minge. Skoze, Cheggers, nacho man and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 R THOZ ROVA 75 TRIMZ M8? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 what yard will pay £140 for this??? I can only get £70 a tonne and the breakers wouldnt want it either I`m sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 by the way, misfire on these is usually the coil packs Sigmund Fraud and saucedoctor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saucedoctor Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 by the way, misfire on these is usually the coil packs Aye. About £18 each. They do run like absolute shit on 3, it can easily be mistaken for something worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 R THOZ ROVA 75 TRIMZ M8? They're base model Bini trims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Is it full of dog hairs and greggs bags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 and Sticky boiled sweets, especially the green ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Doesn't look too bad from the outside. NB: This is not an expression of buying interest, merely an observation. oldcars and KruJoe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Doesn't look too bad from the outside. NB: This is not an expression of buying interest, merely an observation. if it's an auto, you are F**KIN BUYING IT!! KruJoe and skattrd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Doesn't look too bad from the outside. NB: This is not an expression of buying interest, merely an observation.SOLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and breathe, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 If it didn't have a knackered HG and wasn't missing and was an automatic then I might have thought about it. Might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Saying might is not a contractual statement to purchase in any way, shape or form in this universe or any other universes/dimensions that might be available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 by the way, misfire on these is usually the coil packsIf anyone on here buys this, I have some they can have for free or price of postage. I also have a load of other scenic bits for sale but free to autoshiters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 30, 2015 Author Share Posted March 30, 2015 Cartakeback said £95 collected, £140 delivered to Birkenhead.That's doable, as I can lob my bike in the back and ride home, but it's whether the bastard makes it there in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Well, it does have BINI wheel trims, so that has to be worth a few bob in itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 30, 2015 Author Share Posted March 30, 2015 I'll try and keep them then, there must be rafts of stupid bints more interested in Bruno Bastard Arse Mars playing on the CD player, than not hitting kerbs. Partridge and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Defo keep the trims, I bought a set of mini steels that came with a set of trims which went straight on ebay and covered half the original cost. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 48HRS TO SCRAP. Tick followed tock, etc. I have now reduced this fine* automobile to a bargainous £125, but cometh Thursday, cometh thy call to thine scrap man. Now, that's £25 LESS than two nights stay in the Premier Inn, St Georges Way, Leicester. So in essence, for the price of 48 hours in a shit hotel, in a shit city, suffering untold misery and wishing you'd never offered her that 'romantic' break, you could be £25 better off AND having a bunk up with the secretary in Beeston Castle car park at 3.00am. Just don't expect to drive there. or back. cms206, laser wheels and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Errrr, great. I think. I'm not really sure. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Really interested in your pony is it still for sale?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 It's pony alright, pony and trap. HillmanImp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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