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Torsten's Toss! Is Back!

Started by Torsten2001 , Jan 03 2007 10:50 PM

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#481 OFFLINE mk2_craig

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 12:13 PM

A really solid and rare 2 door Scrote Estate, obviously stood under a tree for a while but otherwise good
http://img4011.photobox.co.uk/4903772951...

These fetch decent sums on Ebay if in serviceable nick. 1.6 badge on a low spec Escort usually points to auto transmission (or diesel lump), don't know what the best trim level was on this body style but probably L or at a push GL.

1984 Ford Fiesta XR2 - Devaluing the neighbourhood since 2008

Nottinghamshite
Channel Island Cack
Everywhere Else

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#482 OFFLINE r.welfare

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 12:35 PM

1.6 badge without a trim letter would indicate a bifterstick trans and, I reckon, a Motability car. Probably German built which is why it looks so solid! You could get a 1.6 engine in the Mk3 estate on the L and GL only, normally.Haven't seen an Audi 100 Avant like that for yonks. Top spot, even has the original alloys. Guess this era of 100 (and 200) have all rotted away to nothing by now, being from the era before Audi went mental for galvanising.

Shiteless for the foreseeable future

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#483 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 08:42 PM

'Tis silly season at work so not been around much, and the camera on my flash new phone went pop so I popped out and bought a nice new 10mp camera and I give you some local dross!
a chav:
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a garage find Datsun as mentioned on here before, I bought the accompanying Honda C90!:
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a Maestro van:
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and this was a gift to me in lieu of money owed:
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now await my glorious new Socialist thread!

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#484 OFFLINE AXrescuer

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 09:41 AM

Bloody R11 TXE Electronic and in black as well!
http://img4011.photobox.co.uk/71482139c5...
Oh hai, i luv yu, wud yu like to live wiv me.
An ex-R.O.C. car, used to turn up at events and was advertised in the mag at one point. When I enquired several years ago it was missing, presumed dead. Nice to see it's still alive and kicking - maybe now's your chance to track it down and put in an offer Mr Lobster

Looking at my own car and the others that have appeared on the site just recently makes me realise that although the original R11 started to look dated in the late eighties, it now looks much more attractive and individual than the bland shite phase two that followed it.

Couldn't agree more. Here's a photo of the R11 I owned.

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Vauxhall Zafira 1.8 Comfort

Astra Sport 1.8i Pineapple

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#485 OFFLINE Pete-M

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 10:23 AM

I reckon they cunningly came up with a way of making the bumpers utterly disintegrate on the merest touch necessitating several hundred pounds in materials and labour every time you pop to Tescos, just a guess!
You don't drive a Ford Scorpio, by any chance? I don't think I've ever owned or even seen one of those without at least one bit of gaffer tape on a bumper.

My old one was devoid of gaffa tape :-)Headlamp washers for those things are purest Unobtanium :-(

Never knowingly inoffensive.

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#486 OFFLINE Milford Cubicle

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 10:29 AM

Mine gained some gaffer tape when the bumper started flapping at speed. :shock:

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#487 OFFLINE micky0604

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 02:24 PM

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#488 OFFLINE 55bloke

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 03:05 PM

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GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

www.renault25.co.uk

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#489 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:35 PM

More local shite:
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Alto

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Dutch Land Crab, any idea what the scripted badge on the right of the boot would say?
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Sweet Sid & Doris Anglia
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A Derby no less! It'll last Donkeys Years!
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Polo with smashed rear window
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XJ6 Convertible
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Mehari

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#490 OFFLINE fordpoplier

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 01:22 AM

some great spots!. How 'standard' a XJ6 rag top?

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#491 OFFLINE Richard

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 07:45 AM

According to the Landcrab's "Also Known As" section on AROnline the badge will say Balanza.

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I like how the NL sticker is level even though the car isn't.

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#492 OFFLINE michiel

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:58 AM

Nice car! It's registered as an '1800 MK 11 AUTOMATIC', on LPG!

Flickr

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#493 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 09:10 PM

More recent spots:
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This was mine about 18 months ago, glad to see it's still around if battered!
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Being worked on at BL Transverse
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No idea what this is although it is Metro based, the Saab in the background went in for a patch for the MOT last June (2007) and the Landy needed wheel bearings in 2002! I miss them both!
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My missus went visiting chums in Northern Cyprus and all she spotted were these:
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Tofas

back in London
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#494 OFFLINE HillmanImp

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 09:34 PM

No idea what this is although it is Metro based

Its a McCoy coupe which was based on the Clan Crusader.

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http://www.mccoyowne....uk/history.htm

1965 Singer Chamois
1972 Triumph GT6
1987 Citroen Visa 10e
1989 Toyota MR2
1998 Jaguar XJ8 Sport

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#495 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 10:18 PM

I've just been away and with a tiny bit of spare time and my camera, here's some Euro shite!
From Groningen in Holland:
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Look at this Automatic beauty!
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Handy LWB Citroen
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Nice auto Passat
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144

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Early 343

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Sierra 2.0CL
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2 door Jetta
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244 No 1

244 No 2

Lovely leccy thing towing an irritating musical trailer thing, driven by a bloke with a huge conk
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On the road between Groningen and Amsterdam
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#496 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 10:37 PM

Passat again!
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#497 OFFLINE Split_Pin

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 10:46 PM

My neighbours used to have a V-reg one like this which lasted for YEARS!!

It looks like a post-79 model judging by the wheels, badges and no.plate on the bumper, but has the seats from the really really early 343?

Liking the spots - esp the old Volvos!

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#498 OFFLINE hugh janass

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:35 PM

Love the volvo

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#499 OFFLINE Spottedlaurel

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 06:38 AM

That 3.3 BMW saloon is the one for me, looks great for continental cruising.Fat wheels on the 144 look purposeful.

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas

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#500 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 07:37 AM

back in London
http://img4012.photobox.co.uk/44213886a9...

Is this Peckham-ish?

I'd wager that it is and that the Herald has ceded it's place to another spectuacularly shit Cortina....

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(Spotted last Tuesday)

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#501 OFFLINE Spottedlaurel

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 07:41 AM

Can't believe stuff can sit there like that in London without 'disappearing', especially old Cortinas. Looks like there's been some bonnet-swapping action going on.

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas

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#502 OFFLINE pogweasel

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 07:46 AM

TBH there was alot of old tat concentrated in quite a small area there which surprised me too. Not Photographed included some lovely Saabs in Peckham Rye, a dirty Minor PickUp and a lovely hand-painted Hillman Husky/Commer Cob in Peckham High Street (All clearly still in service). Oh and was behind a 'SpottedLaurel' Bluebird all the way from Sydenham to the old kent road... Sadly, 'boy wonder' who comes with me on some of these workday jaunts can't drive and has no knowledge of shite, so I quite often miss the good stuff as I ought to be maintaining control of the vehicle. I guess they don't get hi-ab'd as there's a fair likelyhood of getting stuck in traffic with your hot cargo...

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#503 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 10:21 AM

Yep, on the Sarrrf Circular around Dulwich / Forrest Hill, always worth passing for the changing tat scene!

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#504 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 10:33 AM

So on to Cologne in Germany:
Lovely Daimler
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Fiat 600

Volvo 262c
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Brit registered Roller
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Super Rare East German Simson Star
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Alfa Montreal?
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On the road from Cologne to Berlin
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#505 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 11:00 AM

Berlin was a bit of a disappointment, mainly because I met a mate by chance and went drinking, ran out of phone memory. But I only missed out on a Warty and a 4x4 LT, this was worth it though!
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