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#1 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 04:45 PM

Some of you may have now twigged who I am. Its not a biggie, there was a reason for the sudden change in interweb persona and the need for my old one to appear whiter than white and not too sweary, or politically gobby.

 

Anyway if you have twigged it then you will know Im on the hunt for some new wheels (and have been since the dawn of time) - well the hunt is over and this Thursday I embark on some fairly major trekkage to collect this

 

I do like my Citroens and this one looks like its going to be fun.

 


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#2 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 06:11 PM

I think I know who you are? Was your other avatar furry as well?


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#3 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 06:18 PM

I think I know who you are? Was your other avatar orofice furry as well?

 

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 06:29 PM

I genuinely have no idea who you used to be. Carry on.


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 06:29 PM

I have no idea who you are. And I claim my minus five pounds.


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#6 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 06:30 PM

I genuinely have no idea who you used to be. Carry on.

A furry arsehole according to TooSavvy? :)


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 06:32 PM

I have no idea who you are. And I claim my minus five pounds.

I don't care who any of you are. I don't think I even care who I am.


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 06:33 PM

did you used to be frank spencer?

 

the artist formally known as prince?

 

madonna?

 

or were you poll pot?


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#9 OFFLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 06:38 PM

ok, are you lord lucan?

 

or is it jack the ripper?

 

no no no no......

 

i've got it now, shergar?


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#10 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 07:12 PM

Are you DB Cooper?


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 07:12 PM

Frank Abignail?


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 07:18 PM

err... a guy called Harper Lee. No mocking, now!

 

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 07:40 PM

I think I know who you are? Was your other avatar furry as well?

More feathery really. I got another job offer at the time and they knew what my AS user name was because it was the same as my Flickr one, and they kept googling me - I didnt want them seeing lots of posts with me being all sweary and shit and getting the right idea about me. Anyway the  shed is being retired, the MIL has a new car and the lad has a Rrrrrrrovah to play with and soon Im going to have something with more power than a hair dryer. Im surprised at Billy not twigging though.


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#14 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 07:43 PM

I didnt want them seeing lots of posts with me being all sweary and shit

 

 

You are Watanabe AICMFP!


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 07:43 PM

Anyone who "invests" in a Picasso has a personality problem, so as we all secretly want one, welcome to the fold Mr Ultra whoever you are :-D  and were. But you new that already !


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 07:48 PM

Are you blackbeard the pirate?
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Posted 08 February 2015 - 07:54 PM

I'm entirely confused. I have no idea who you were and no idea why a video exists of a Picasso on a rolling road.


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 08:15 PM

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 08:15 PM

Ah, because its a special Picasso.... Its been breathed upon by a man with a stage one tuning thingumabob

 

And Mr Peel the penny has dropped.


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 08:17 PM

Ah Nissan Hut! Welcome back


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 08:20 PM

I know who you are!
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Posted 08 February 2015 - 08:22 PM

Ah, it's Shedshed :)
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Posted 08 February 2015 - 11:33 PM

Is it Nissan hut?

 

Ah, I see that has already been suggested, so I have no idea. :) 



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Posted 08 February 2015 - 11:35 PM

Whos a HissingNut?

2 B fair..... i shud no

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 11:41 PM

Micrawave Oven

 

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 11:42 PM

I know who you are!

I know where you live......chainsaw-smiley-emoticon.gif

 

LOL.

I'll update the thread on thurs. Missus thinks Im off just south of Bristol.... Well Portsmouth is South of Brizzle.


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Posted 08 February 2015 - 11:54 PM

Welcome back! What happened to the Micra? Do you still have the C8/newer Citroen people carrier thing I seem to remember you having?
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Posted 09 February 2015 - 12:00 AM

I have no idea who you are, or indeed were! But have been on the very same rolling road. Where a certain white Picasso put out more bhp than my modded BX :-(

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Posted 09 February 2015 - 12:06 AM

I have no idea who you are, or indeed were!


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Posted 09 February 2015 - 12:08 AM

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