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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread


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#61 OFFLINE   catsinthewelder

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Posted 16 February 2015 - 08:22 PM

FFS that Austins less rusty than mine (in places), about 30 miles away and currently £50.  It might be worth buying for the starter motor and some repair panels.

 

The main tat thread has shown us that an 1100 will fit in a Luton van and I have one available.

 

I don't think I could break it though,  it would look too sad :(


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Posted 17 February 2015 - 09:25 AM

FFS that Austins less rusty than mine (in places), about 30 miles away and currently £50. It might be worth buying for the starter motor and some repair panels.

The main tat thread has shown us that an 1100 will fit in a Luton van and I have one available.

I don't think I could break it though, it would look too sad :(


Man up. It's in a JCB bucket for gods sake, if you can use it for parts then just get it, you can't save them all, and I guarantee you that if you don't get the use from it then will end up in a crusher, starter motor and all....
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#63 OFFLINE   messerschmitt owner

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 09:45 AM

it's just down the hill from me too. Still a pile of poo.


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#64 OFFLINE   darkfour

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 03:36 PM

1000 bucks buys you this...

 

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I decided I needed a couch for my office. I had my man cut the body forward of the rear seat, between the back window and the boot lid

 


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Posted 17 February 2015 - 03:58 PM

FFS, not even worth 1000 cents! Utter arsecrisp


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Posted 17 February 2015 - 07:34 PM

I can feel the tetanus infected headwound coming in already.


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#67 OFFLINE   MrFarkinBasz

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 09:30 PM

Ah yes...B*rn F*nd

 

If the best way of showing to the public your vehicular wares is in a jcb bucket held aloft then its game over really - "Just bloody scrap it".
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Posted 17 February 2015 - 09:32 PM

To be fair it is just on the forks of a 4in1 bucket

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 01:19 PM

Doesn't inspire confidence though, does it?


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Posted 18 February 2015 - 01:28 PM

can't even scrap it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...=item1e99fc06d4


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 18 February 2015 - 06:09 PM

"CAR IN NEED OF RESTORATION OR FOR SALVAGING USEFUL PARTS"

 

Which parts? Even the wheel nuts look fucked!


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Posted 18 February 2015 - 06:19 PM

SALVAGING USELESS PRATS, surely?
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Posted 18 February 2015 - 06:43 PM

2 and a half sodding grand!!! Please pass some of what you are smoking.

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 07:45 PM

Ah, but it's got singing headrests, shirley they must add to the value.

 

Ooh, and signed engine and gearbox. Signed by who I wonder? If it's Colin Chapman that adds even more.


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 10:10 AM

"Lotus Esprit Door Handle in Good Condition",  should be the title


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#76 ONLINE   Bren

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 10:44 AM

"Lotus Esprit Door Handle in Good Condition",  should be the title


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 12:43 PM

That Lotus is worth about 2.5p, the door handles are about the only thing salvageable, what a cunt. Seller is also clearly a dealer and is wanting daft money for parts that are rotten & fucked. Clearly needs sending through the crusher themselves


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 01:16 PM

PURFETC FUOR RNIGNIG.


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 04:44 PM

can't even scrap it.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item1e99fc06d4

 

 

 

I like the way the adverts states the seller is willing to post to Europe, America Asia etc. OK - so who's going to be the first to ask him how much to Wyoming............


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:32 PM

He's got another for £1500 that's equally devoid of usable parts, but doesn't come with a melted engine. Also 207 people are viewing this per hour. Methinks we're not the only ones pointing at the mentalist.


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 07:24 PM

Good fuckin Grief............????? I'd want 2 an a half fuckin grand to take it away.


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Posted 26 February 2015 - 11:30 AM

Description

Reliant based buggy starts and runs no v5 
Braked only on handbrake 

£450ovno 

 

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http://www.gumtree.c...uggy/1102009793


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Posted 26 February 2015 - 11:42 AM

Description

Reliant based buggy starts and runs no v5 
Braked only on handbrake 

£450ovno 

 

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http://www.gumtree.c...uggy/1102009793

 

 

 

http://autoshite.com...k-up-a-date-in/


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Posted 26 February 2015 - 11:49 AM

That tricycle shed is categorically the worst modified Reliant I've ever seen, and I've seen a few.


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Posted 26 February 2015 - 11:59 AM

I like the nails protruding from the front above the number plate.

 

Just f*cking scrap it.



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Posted 26 February 2015 - 12:08 PM

"morris marina Door Handle in Good Condition", should be the title


Fixed that

 

edit i posted this before i clocked brens post


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Posted 26 February 2015 - 12:45 PM

That buggy is mind blowing I bet the reliant front end is connected to the rest of the body work with wood screws. It should burn nice though on the plus side.


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 26 February 2015 - 12:53 PM

shame, as reliant engines are not likely to be remanufactured anytime ever.


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Posted 26 February 2015 - 07:26 PM

What the actual fuck? A waste of perfectly good firewood there. Some people do need some serious slappage


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Posted 27 February 2015 - 06:05 PM

Still better than a Trotter special though .........and if you did buy it you could make yourself a few pallets




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