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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread


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#721 OFFLINE   BoggyMires

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 02:57 PM

 

 

Won't be parking at this guy's yard.

 

...The roof and some of the panels have become damaged as you can see in the photos, this is because unfortunately one of our workers by mistake grabbed the vehicle with the grab machine...


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 03:30 PM

^^^ heh, that very nearly happened to a Mk2 Fiesta of mine, while I was waiting to give a friend a lift home after dropping her MOT failure Nova off at a metal recycler - only avoided because a lad in the yard wanted the (new) JVC stereo out of it before grabbing it. He put his head round the office door to check with the boss that no-one else had called dibs, and I was Very Put Out at his presumption, and might have become a bit shrill.


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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:10 PM

Another view...

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 07:21 PM

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 07:23 PM

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 11:39 PM

Just put the rest in the wheelie bin lads...

 

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 12:26 AM

Another gem from Jake Cooper. But sweetie, a man on the internet said sticking a fucked lump of fibreglass on the wall would raise house prices....

 

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Posted 19 January 2019 - 10:47 AM

That would make good garage art but I think it's worth closer to £25 than £250!


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Posted 20 January 2019 - 08:22 AM

Such a shame to see an XR4x4 end up like this. Probably one for the 'Bargains' thread instead? An expensive plant pot for £999.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....w8AAOSw8kRcQ3xd

 

 

EITHER A VERY VERY BRAVE RESTORATION PROJECT OR IDEAL FOR SPARE PARTS.

 

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Posted 20 January 2019 - 08:41 AM

That mini roof skin; they use to do that to terminally rotten Mantas, especially if it were without a sunroof, as the factory sunroofs rotted out. Easier to cut and weld the pillars than changing the skin, apparently. They probably still do but Mantas don't appear for sale as often as they use to.

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 11:11 PM

And here's Bully's star prize.....

 

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Much better than winning a bloody metro eh lads? 

 

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 12:24 PM

And here's Bully's star prize.....

 

 

And to continue the cliché the thing is moored up in Barnsley, miles away from the sea. For the full 180 it should be located on the drive of a council house.


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Posted 04 February 2019 - 06:05 PM

https://www.ebay.co....Pav4:rk:39:pf:0

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£6150

 

 

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 06:23 PM

And to continue the cliché the thing is moored up in Barnsley, miles away from the sea. For the full 180 it should be located on the drive of a council house.


I'll have you know that there's a canal in Barnsley, albeit, not a very long one !

Cannot work out where it is from the pics and I don't do Faceache, but I've always wanted a boat.....

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 07:31 PM

Erm.....

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 06:35 AM

I'll have you know that there's a canal in Barnsley, albeit, not a very long one !

Cannot work out where it is from the pics and I don't do Faceache, but I've always wanted a boat.....

 

Judging by the state of it, I'd start looking at the bottom of the canal.


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Posted 06 February 2019 - 12:48 PM

https://www.ebay.co....09/153366764168
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little work required

 
 

needs a os headlight and bumper to fix

 
 
I beg to differ.
 
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No mot

 
 

quick sale needed as taking up drive


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 08:45 AM

A 1971 Range Rover you say?

 

About £975 over the odds at the current scrap price.

 

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 10:15 PM

A 1971 Range Rover you say?

 

About £975 over the odds at the current scrap price.

 

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I think the line in the advert that says "Can be posted" is all you need to know. I reckon a VIN plate and logbook will even go as a standard letter to keep the shipping costs down for your new Range Rover.


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Posted 11 February 2019 - 10:22 PM

Have we had this yet?

 

Lancia Fulvia, bonnet damaged...

 

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https://www.ebay.co....ed/362544895794

 

...well you didn't ask about the other bits.

 

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 09:41 AM

A 1971 Range Rover you say?

 

About £975 over the odds at the current scrap price.

 

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not even a range rover chassis like that fooking matters to this sella


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Posted 18 February 2019 - 09:40 PM

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100005.m1851

 

 

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aside from why?

 

just fucking scrap it. 


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Posted 18 February 2019 - 10:42 PM

RANGE ROVER CLASSIC SUFFIX B 1973 6X4 DEFENDER PROJECT 6.2 GMC V8 DIESEL

 

TOTALLY ROT FREE

TAX AND MOT EXEMPT

 

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Mad fucks are bidding on this abortion. You can too....

 

https://www.ebay.co....EL/292959065035


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Posted 24 February 2019 - 09:47 PM

Not "scrap it", but while searching for Supra parts for my Mk3 I came across this gem.

 

https://www.ebay.co....k3/263984301598

 

£12,345 ... for a fucked, barry-boy'ed-up-the-arse, poor abused Mk3.

 

Take the 1 off the front of that price and it'd be more realistic, but still too high.



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Posted 25 February 2019 - 12:37 AM

Not "scrap it", but while searching for Supra parts for my Mk3 I came across this gem.

https://www.ebay.co....k3/263984301598

£12,345 ... for a fucked, barry-boy'ed-up-the-arse, poor abused Mk3.

Take the 1 off the front of that price and it'd be more realistic, but still too high.

Tbf, he has written 'do not buy and ignore listing (sic) price', so I don't think he expects to get 12k.... But yes, what a throbber to have fucked up what looked like a nice example then lost his mojo for it. Chances of this ever hitting the road again? Zero. Chances of it surviving another 12 months? One in ten.

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Posted 25 February 2019 - 06:37 AM

How can you tell it's fucked? One picture and no real description?

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Posted 02 March 2019 - 03:48 PM

On Copart for auction 1994 Audi.

 

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https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/28382559

 

Oh and its in Dubai.

 

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Posted 02 March 2019 - 04:40 PM

On Copart for auction 1994 Audi.
 
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https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/28382559
 
Oh and its in Dubai.
 
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That is a weird one for Copart, surely they would just weigh it in?

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Posted 02 March 2019 - 09:55 PM

It's bizarre. Strange how there's a close up photo of the chassis number. Did someone famous once own it?
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Posted 04 March 2019 - 06:43 AM

It's bizarre. Strange how there's a close up photo of the chassis number. Did someone famous once own it?

Guido Fawkes?


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