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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread


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#631 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 09:07 PM

Would be right at home in the 'bargains' thread as well, this.
 
 
https://www.ebay.co....ed/222993188441
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Black with red interior Barn find.

 

Hint: It's a grey with no interior pallet find if you are not deranged.

 

 

 

Sold new In Gramling Karlsruhe Germany 1961-12-28 to Mr Siegfried W..Baer.

 

Excellent. When can I meet him?

 

 

 

Once in a lifetime opportunity

 

Is this in the Autoshite Lexicon yet? Without fail it means it's fucked.

 

 

 

These are one of the most sought-after cars if you don't have the $$$ for a Cab or Speedster.

 

If you don't have the $$$ for a Porsche, you probably should consider Peugeot ownership?

 

 

 

 

CAR - unmolested

 

What a fucking joker!

 

 

 

The car comes with clear USA title along and import tax and VAT is paid in EU.

 

Someone must have had more money than braincells.

 

 

 

I purchased this car quite some time back but current projects will not allow me to complete this great collector car

 

You mean you have since realised fucked to what degree it really is?

 

 

 

the car is located close to Vienna Austria.

 

I always knew that that's where Lalaland begins. But you sure have seen Kangaroos there.

 

 

And now for the best part. Guess how much that comedian wants for this pile of scrap.

 

Yep, you guessed correctly:

 

 

£16,000.00


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1979 Mobylette AV89.............................................................running

1992 Mercedes-Benz 230E.....................too bloody sensible, whatever that is
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#632 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 10:17 PM

That is a lot of dosh for in all intents & purposes a tarted up Beetle that is seriously Donald Ducked. 


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#633 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 29 May 2018 - 02:03 PM

Look at this clown.

 

https://www.ebay.co....nd/232785361539

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shorty convertible restoration project spares or repair barn find

 

It's not a single thing of all this.

 

 

Greek documents and number plates

 

If it's a ringing kit, then why don't you just say so?.

 

 

But now comes the gag of the century:

 

 

appears to be complete


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1979 Mobylette AV89.............................................................running

1992 Mercedes-Benz 230E.....................too bloody sensible, whatever that is
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate..................now with aircon and brakes


#634 OFFLINE   Remspoor

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 08:10 PM

Chassis Chevrolet 1924 in Spain.

 

https://www.milanunc...4-213014830.htm

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#635 OFFLINE   Remspoor

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 08:16 PM

Land Rover  (Santana)109

Price 600€

https://www.milanunc...m-267536453.htm

 

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#636 OFFLINE   puddlethumper

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 05:10 PM

^^ Does that fuck off axle come with it ?

Could be worth more than what it's sitting in. Depending what it's off, of course.



#637 OFFLINE   spike60

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 06:56 PM

Range Rover 2 door Classic spares or repair no log book 1979

 

https://www.ebay.co....353.m1438.l2649

 

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#638 ONLINE   cort16

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Posted 22 July 2018 - 07:15 PM

 

 

Be quick, this will sell fast.

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https://www.ebay.co....-cAAOSwkJZbCtGz


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 29 July 2018 - 10:40 AM

:cry: Sad to see. Looks like a resto job and a half for masochists

 

https://www.ebay.co....dYAAOSwLURbXEn-

 

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#640 OFFLINE   AlabamaShrimp

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 10:46 AM

Love how it says small dents in the roof. Oh you mean where you lifted it with a chain...
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 02:08 PM

https://www.ebay.co....er/142877485510

 

"1973 MGB Roadster has been sat outside since 1991 car was running okay when put of road."

 

I guess with Heritage shells available this can live on, or its ID at least

 

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#642 ONLINE   N Dentressangle

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 02:46 PM

https://www.ebay.co....yIAAOSwnr9bUh0P

 

"it just requires someone to start to rebuild and make good"

 

Yeah, just*

 

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#643 OFFLINE   iainrcz

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 03:24 PM

Bit of old metal bed frame and she'll be reet*

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#644 ONLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 02 August 2018 - 05:46 PM

Would be a real Shane to scrap this classic

https://m.ebay.co.uk..._from=R40&rt=nc

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:48 PM

Wolsely hornet 1932 with v5c

 

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"Wolsely" - in fairness, the usual comment of just read what's written on the car probably doesn't apply.

"engine dismantled gear box complete etc would make a lovely special"

 

£2,800.00
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co....20AAOSwiq9bbfUs


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:23 PM

Wolsely hornet 1932 with v5c
 
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"Wolsely" - in fairness, the usual comment of just read what's written on the car probably doesn't apply.
"engine dismantled gear box complete etc would make a lovely special"
 
£2,800.00
0 bids
 
https://www.ebay.co....20AAOSwiq9bbfUs


A special metre square cube, yeah!
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Safe now. Everything's lead lined.

 

 





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