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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread


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#571 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:00 PM

That ain't no project, unless you live in Delusion.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:09 PM

To get that even roadworthy would cost several grand of parts from the Spridget catalogue, for a car worth about £6500 when finished. What an epic cunt of a person that must be


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:53 AM

That ain't no project, unless you live in Delusion.

 

I think I resemble that comment ;)


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:56 AM

just how fucked does your e-type need to be that you consider it worthwhile to ship that pile of ferrous oxide over?



All you have to do is ship the vin over...
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Posted 09 May 2018 - 08:16 AM

I'm inclined to watch this.
 
https://www.ebay.co....re/263567692574
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/XccAAOSw6...
 
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/0HoAAOSwH...
 

 
Now that's at least one of my major concerns out of the way.
 

 
What exactly is there left to put onto a trailer or recovery truck?
It will simply rill through the gaps.

Worth every penny of that for Stanky to rape the ID off it for his Jape
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Posted 09 May 2018 - 08:57 PM

Smart fourtwo
https://m.ebay.co.uk...FUAAOSwLoxa7Lth
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Quote"For sale is my smart car that has a engine danaged and removed, split into pices"

It's fucked, big style.
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Posted 10 May 2018 - 10:50 PM

Too much sunshine and ganja, I guess.

 
Chuck it in the sea, the coral will love growing on that.
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Posted 11 May 2018 - 12:03 AM

A coral high on dope maybe.


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Posted 11 May 2018 - 09:24 AM

https://www.ebay.co....ll/273197620497
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/F4oAAOSwy...


So I don't have to swim over and be thrown a bunch of planks, nails and a hammer upon arrival?
Good.


Too much sunshine and ganja, I guess.


There was an E type stolen in London last year and not recovered I guess this will be used for a chassis number restoration....
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Posted 13 May 2018 - 02:48 PM

Now I'm no mechanic but this one looks beyond economical repair to me (correct me if I'm being too pessimistic). It actually runs though.

 

https://www.ebay.co....AYAAOSwinZa-BBc

 

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#581 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 13 May 2018 - 03:18 PM

Entirely worthwhile.

 

https://www.ebay.co....2QAAOSwSEZa9HCS

 

 

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:29 AM

 

Very worthwhile

 

 BMW 520 E28 Fitted 2.4 diesel engine 

 

The radiator was from a Ford Granada.

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#583 OFFLINE   sierraman

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:58 AM

When you are looking to a Granada as a source of a diesel engine things are pretty despacito.
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Posted 14 May 2018 - 03:50 PM

http://autoshite.com...reduced-to-£50/
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Posted 14 May 2018 - 05:18 PM

BMW is a bargain at £78

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 05:21 PM

I'm not sure, everything on it apart from the engine is fucked. And even that might be fucked as well.

It'll not go for £78, it will go for much more even though its scrap.
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Posted 15 May 2018 - 11:48 AM

I don't need air vents thank you. (Internally or externally)

https://www.gumtree....vxr-/1298780197

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:33 PM

What was that advert... Tell the world your a cunt. If it wasn't it should have been if this fine specimen was to go by.
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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:06 PM

When you are looking to a Granada as a source of a diesel engine things are pretty despacito.

It's a BMW diesel.

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 11:31 PM

I don't need air vents thank you. (Internally or externally)


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:13 AM

I'm not sure, everything on it apart from the engine is fucked. And even that might be fucked as well.

It'll not go for £78, it will go for much more even though its scrap.

 

 

Some fool will pay 800 quid plus for that. It's not even worth bidding for E28's anymore, stupid money. They were much better 20 years ago when they were unrotten, everywhere and £500.


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:45 AM

Crazytown. £800 for what? Some ferrous oxide, a fucked mouldy interior and a probably bollocksed engine. Its not even like its an M535i or a nice 525. Tip fodder.
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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:46 PM

1500 quid 

 

 

 

Good solid shell

 

 

 

It does have the usual rust as expected 

 

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co....353.m1438.l2649


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:15 PM

Check this out yours for only £600!

https://www.gumtree....tion/1298265954

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:22 PM

classic car mgc

 

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"one owner MGC crashed when 3 years old"
"was in storage then a tree came down on the shed"

 

£1,500.00
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co....0MAAOSwdfZa~cAf


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:45 PM

They're fucked when they look immaculate, what's a fucked looking one going to be??

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:48 PM

That tree must have come down in the Great Storm of 1987.


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 03:12 AM

That's the most spectacularly fucked MG I've seen that still has glass in it.  Deserves to be preserved in aspic and sold as high art, tbqh.


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 09:42 AM

If it was an MGB I would be on team scrap it. But as it is an MGC, I think it would have some value, if only to rape the engine and running gear (and the vin plate TBH).


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 12:13 PM

classic car mgc
 
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"one owner MGC crashed when 3 years old"
"was in storage then a tree came down on the shed"
 
£1,500.00
0 bids
 
https://www.ebay.co....0MAAOSwdfZa~cAf


New one on me that. Never knew 3000cc straight 6 mg existed... quick Google reveals Prince Charles had one you know... which he gave to Prince William.
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