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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread


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#31 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 10 February 2015 - 07:56 PM

I know what these go for... Collect within 3 days or it will be crushed...

 

Crack on...  ;)


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#32 OFFLINE   Billy - Medhurst

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Posted 10 February 2015 - 08:22 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item43d531e5a6

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Posted 10 February 2015 - 08:27 PM

 

 

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro, I ran over my neighbours....


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#34 OFFLINE   Billy - Medhurst

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Posted 10 February 2015 - 08:34 PM

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro, I ran over my neighbours....



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Posted 10 February 2015 - 08:47 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTYwWDEyODA=/z...

 

2003 called - actually it doesn't want it back

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item259e03ec8f

 

I really want to take a car that was modified like this back when it was fashionable and return it to standard. I don't really know why, I guess it would just be satisfying.


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Posted 10 February 2015 - 09:47 PM

UAZ 469

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Posted 10 February 2015 - 09:58 PM

Nothing wrong with that, should be in the regular eBay thread imo.

I bet the owners' neighbours just love a dead Soviet jeep parked in the garden!
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Posted 10 February 2015 - 10:03 PM

I really want to take a car that was modified like this back when it was fashionable and return it to standard. I don't really know why, I guess it would just be satisfying.

 

 

'Quaint My Ride' :)


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Posted 10 February 2015 - 10:04 PM

How many eBay threads have we got now?


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Posted 10 February 2015 - 10:16 PM

Pile of bits ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

I'm sure* a pinto ecu will easily run a cologne v6. Just choose which 2 cylinders you don't want.

 

Just pull the leads off 1 & 6, sorted


so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


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Posted 10 February 2015 - 10:18 PM

 

 

why paint an '80s car in a '70's colour scheme?


so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


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Posted 11 February 2015 - 11:15 AM

The annoying bit is that they molested a genuine IROC-Z.


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Posted 11 February 2015 - 11:45 AM

How many eBay threads have we got now?

 

Sorry, this comment needs to go in the Stupid Question Amnesty thread.  Mods, please move.


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Posted 11 February 2015 - 08:39 PM

How many eBay threads have we got now?

 

Who cares you can never have too many eBay threads.....


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Posted 11 February 2015 - 08:42 PM

As long as the mongs keep coming so will the threads
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Posted 11 February 2015 - 09:27 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...R-/381153064859

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THIS CAR HAS HAD ONE OWNER FROM BRAND NEW.

IDEAL HOT ROD GASSER PROJECT


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Posted 11 February 2015 - 10:51 PM

If it's pre 1960 you could tax that ...

 

Edit I see it is a 61!

 

I call that a Big Ben car!


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Posted 12 February 2015 - 11:13 AM

Nice find there

 

SHELL IS TOTAL ROTTERN AN DAMGED

It just gets better. Apparently no-one's ever owned it  before either.


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Posted 12 February 2015 - 02:32 PM

What sort of fucknugget has been bidding on that useless Minor shell? It's just something that someone forgot to weigh in years ago.
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Posted 12 February 2015 - 02:40 PM

How many eBay threads have we got now?


We're short one to collate all the voxhal mizzery into one easy to use compendium.
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Posted 12 February 2015 - 03:12 PM

What sort of fucknugget has been bidding on that useless Minor shell? It's just something that someone forgot to weigh in years ago.

it will be a ringer - a big ben car!


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Posted 12 February 2015 - 05:39 PM

That Minor shell deffo needs crushing, because I fear some poor innocent sod is going to end up buying a severely hot Minor with fake papers claiming it's a 'one owner' car


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Posted 12 February 2015 - 08:12 PM

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Just reminds me of the trashed car from Carmageddon.

 

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Posted 12 February 2015 - 08:34 PM

Strange red blob? (Can't stand computer games...)

 

That particular shot reminds me of a skull for some reason. Oh yeah, I watch too many horror films, I knew there was a reason.


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Posted 15 February 2015 - 09:38 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...sd=231456998499

 

 

THIS MK1 ESCORT ESTATE IS A RARE CAR FITTED WITH CLIMATE CONTROL FOR RESTORATION OR SPARE PARTS.

 

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At least it's almost ready to make one of those useless tricycles from!

 

 

Classified Ad price:
£100,000.00

 

What's worse is I know the deluded idiot selling it!


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Posted 16 February 2015 - 04:59 PM

Is it listed as an (unfunny) joke?

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Posted 16 February 2015 - 07:26 PM

Scene tax, innit? ;)


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Posted 16 February 2015 - 07:29 PM

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Posted 16 February 2015 - 07:58 PM

If the best way of showing to the public your vehicular wares is in a jcb bucket held aloft then its game over really - "Just bloody scrap it".
http://www.ebay.co.u...=item3cf3586d78

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Posted 16 February 2015 - 08:10 PM

With bonus XJ40 alloy!

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