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RANGE ROVER CLASSIC - 2 DOOR - CHASSIS FOR REPAIR/PARTS

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/range-rover-classic-2-door-chassis-for-repair-parts/253482599993

 

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that looks weird, watchadunwivit

 

RANGE ROVER CLASSIC 2 DOOR CHASSIS THAT HAS BEEN SHORTENED TO 88INCH.
IT HAD A LANDROVER REAR CROSSMEMBER FITTED AND THE ENGINE AND GEARBOX MOUNTS HAVE BEEN MOVED - THE ORIGINAL CHASSIS WAS IN VERY GOOD ORDER BEFORE THIS WAS DONE.

 

 

nah mate, think I'll pass

 

IT WOULD NOT BE TO MUCH WORK TO PUT 12INCHES BACK IN IT, A REAR CROSSMEMBER  AND SORT THE MOUNTS OUT SO YOU WOULD HAVE AN ORIGINAL RRC CHASSIS

 

 

mate just fucking scrap it

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The dream:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-mk1-2-door-RWD-TRIUMPH-HERALD-easy-project-kit-car-base-V5c-runs-etc/192490164906
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The reality:

 

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kit car base

 

Which fucking century do those dinglebrains think we live in?

There hasn't been a Herald based kit car in forty bloody years!

 

 

relisted as nobody clicked the button ? 5987 people saw the listing, 107 had it on their watch list.... so I've cut the price, and here we go again...
With a day to go,  1200 people seen it, 35+ watching...

 

 

 

I can break it for more than the buy now price... you know the quad lamp grille is a £200 panel. The front suspension fits Lotus Elan's, and a whole lot of other sports cars. The chassis+ reg doc is worth the grand alone for a kit car builder....

 

 

Just fucking scrap this pile of shit and don't ever vote, for God's sake!

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I'm inclined to watch this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Willys-Jeep-JEEP-barn-find-project-classic-tax-exempt-rare/263567692574

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it is tax exempt

 

Now that's at least one of my major concerns out of the way.

 

 

will need putting on a trailer or recovery truck on collection.

 

What exactly is there left to put onto a trailer or recovery truck?

It will simply rill through the gaps.

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Hello

 

Hi

 

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i'm clearing out some parts from my Grandads shed.

 

put it in the bin, like your grandad should have done 40 years ago. 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lucas-l542-ac-cobra-rear-light-spares-parts-barn-find-autojumble/152967023264?hash=item239d8b8aa0:g:TaQAAOSwGGlaspyb

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-e-type-body-shell/273197620497

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Series 2 fixed head donor shell located in Barbados, will assist with crating and shipping, cost at buyer.

 

So I don't have to swim over and be thrown a bunch of planks, nails and a hammer upon arrival?

Good.

 

 

Too much sunshine and ganja, I guess.

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BTW, seven and a half bags would net you a fully road legal & mint Spridget with 10 months MOT, not this bag of shit. They watch Weeewah Deewahs, or that slap headed money loving shorthouse, and think a pile of rust is worth thousands. Project Sprites like this go for around £1500-£2k tops

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