quicksilver Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 I honestly don't think that red VW is that extreme... Here's one he made earlier. Screen Shot 2018-02-01 at 14.44.22.png If anyone cares, it's rear engined and runs on a modified Beetle floorpan. Twatty, but fun.It looks like it has no wheels and is just a shell sitting on the ground. How on earth can it actually be driven over anything bigger than a speck of dust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 But some of them... I suspect the bio hazard is blood. Yuck , why even bother trying to sell them ? Given the state of those, I would be surprised if the biohazard was limited to blood, but certainly hope it's nothing worse. I've seen multiple cars being sold on US Copart that clearly the owner had reclined the seat and shot themselves in the head. Photographed with the interior still splattered and seat saturated with blood. multiple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Here's an example of one: (warning: blood) http://www.thedrive.com/news/16019/you-wont-believe-how-much-blood-is-inside-this-2007-lincoln-mkz-at-a-salvage-auction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 ...and here's a Jag with BIOHAZARD warning although it looks completely clean. But is that the word "POOP" on the window? https://www.copart.com/lot/50423497 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeRover Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Flood of sewage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveDorson Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 I've spoken to Dennis a few times Barefoot. He's mates with Phil and Fi who we race with. barefoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 What kind of heavy duty shart causes your car to be written off ?? Talbot, warren t claim, HillmanImp and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled_Tat_Gatherer Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I've spoken to Dennis a few times Barefoot. He's mates with Phil and Fi who we race with. Phil and Fi - Surely Fo and Fum have to be the names for the rest of the team......... Junkman, Chris2cv, Pillock and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveDorson Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Phil and Fi - Surely Fo and Fum have to be the names for the rest of the team......... I'll suggest it to them DeeJay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I'm guessing you know Matt Attwood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveDorson Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I'm guessing you know Matt Attwood? Matt told me I can have his car once. I was drunk.. after that he broke it. After that I decided he can keep it as I don't want the gearbox costs Besides, the damn thing scares me nearly as much as his dresses do. Pillock and barefoot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 What kind of heavy duty shart causes your car to be written off ??You really don't want to go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KaiserCab Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F202213545057 "Top of the engine slightly burnt" £15000 bargain. Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudsprint Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Apparently this van has suffered from "erosion" it bloody looks like it mate! reckon it's been parked on beachy head for a couple of millenia! https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/ldv-400-convoy-d-lwb-for-sale-spares-repairs-%C2%A3400-ono./1285840082 Captain Furious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastblatt Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 ^^ the windscreen wipers don’t work, new back doors lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Christ, that's on an 04 plate? How can anything get so destroyed in such a short time? I've got perfectly serviceable shirts that are older than that van. ... and if that's the "new" back doors, how bad must the old ones have been!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Looks like someone's taken out the wiper mech completely as there's no spindles, its rotten to fook, and worth bridge money only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Most till July 2018, Quote "GET IN TOUCH ASAP & BOOK A FREE TEST DRIVE TODAY. It has GENUINE WARRANTED MILEAGE with ALL PREVIOUS MOT HISTORY. A Real Testament to how the car's been Meticulously Maintained." https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201801243060882 Just bloody scrap it, even if it is the sister of the wife's C3 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Furious Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Crikey that LDV is the bleakest van I've ever seen. Pushing it back into the sea is about the kindest thing you could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 What kind of heavy duty shart causes your car to be written off ??People tend to shit themselves when murdered. Not metorphorically. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviemck2006 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Crikey that LDV is the bleakest van I've ever seen. Pushing it back into the sea is about the kindest thing you could do.Perfect for the school run. It's what the little basta,,,,,,,,,children deserve for wrecking any decent motor. Sent from my SM-T585 using Tapatalk twosmoke300 and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Yeah it's an early, carbed XR3 with a good'plate, but... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-XR3-Red-1981-RARE/152904181164?hash=item2399cca5ac:g:d8QAAOSwZoZagKhw Dont exspect a new car Over a bag already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Four speed nightmare with the rubbish knock kneed suspension these things had. Utter crap, even new. warren t claim, fiatdaft and dozeydustman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Hunt Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Apparently this van has suffered from "erosion" it bloody looks like it mate! reckon it's been parked on beachy head for a couple of millenia! https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/ldv-400-convoy-d-lwb-for-sale-spares-repairs-£400-ono./1285840082They built the fekkers and put them straight into a storage compound, by the time they were moved on to he dealer network they all looked like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-minor-van-morris-van-austin-morris-1000/323082088498 bring dustpan and brush!!lol Just do yourself, and anyone else for that matter, a fucking favour, m8ey. strangeangel, cros and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1348729511.htm?ca=12_s Sudsprint and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1982 1.6d Jetta with no tax book and a worse one for 'spares' https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/vw-jetta-82-1-6d/18052424 dieselassist and Sudsprint 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Yeah it's an early, carbed XR3 with a good'plate, but... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-XR3-Red-1981-RARE/152904181164?hash=item2399cca5ac:g:d8QAAOSwZoZagKhw Over a bag already...is that when the battery tray rotted and the battery fell out ? warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/unimog-411-1967/253425124529 £2,700.00 Buy it nowDid you joker have a fucking clown for breakfast? I despair. DeeJay, strangeangel, richardthestag and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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