Hit and run. Bastards!!

[Timewaster]

Mrs Tops distinctly un shite 206 has been hit for the second time in 6 months!I dont know what this has got to do with autoshite really. Just wanted to get it off my chest.I guess thats hospital and supermarket car parks for you.

[VWPowered]

its the norm here know how you feel....

[Milford Cubicle]

I've been bumped into in car parks and at a junction, but I've just gone 'meh' because my cars are never worth worrying about.

[Timewaster]

I've been bumped into in car parks and at a junction, but I've just gone 'meh' because my cars are never worth worrying about.

I've got loads of those too. This was a particularly shiney - bought new example.If anyone hits mine I would just laugh at the resulting damage they did to their own car! Like I said, not really an Autoshite topic but nevermind.Anyone know if 206 wings are bolt on?

[M'coli]

IIRC they are, they featured in Car Mechanics at one point to.

[pogweasel]

What a total pain in the arse. Dings from careless twunts really, really bug me.... especially the knobs who can't even open a door without whacking yours... even when you are sat if the bloody car. I coulda swung for the fat bingo-winged troll who put a nice dent in my door recently... incredible that someone can be so ignorant to clang the door open and wallop the car next to it... then the fat, ugly, saggy old bitch had the cheek to flat deny it. Cow. Thing is, you can't do owt about it, 'cept for break out the isopon.

[VWPowered]

i borrowed the inlaws honda jordan once parked at a car park came back to find a big three inch dent down the height of the door bang down the center... which was shaded by a distint bold blue, said car was parked still next to mine with a yellow scrap down the door join, i had great pleasure giving his door a further boot (actually kicked it harder than i though and stoved it in) before leaving, said dent in inlaws car cost me 300notes to sort.. that was the annoying bit but glad i managed to get my own back for at least one...out of a thousand who get away with it..

[Pillock]

I coulda swung for the fat bingo-winged troll who put a nice dent in my door recently... incredible that someone can be so ignorant to clang the door open and wallop the car next to it... then the fat, ugly, saggy old bitch had the cheek to flat deny it. Cow. Thing is, you can't do owt about it, 'cept for break out the isopon.

...and force-feed twenty kilos of it down her enlarged gullet until she's so immobile she won't even be able to wipe her own sweaty backside let alone open a car door.Sorry. Gets my goat. My mum had it happen to a three-hour old Astra, car pulls up in the next space and some e-number filled little brat goes flying out the back door, flinging it open like he's in a frickin wild west bar. Smacks straight into the front wing, leaving a thumb-sized red dent in a green car. Chainsmoking fat sweaty dad said it couldn't have been his lad, 'must have been there already'. Yeah, cos you can get them as optional extras. Moron.

[Guest greenvanman]

Moron.

Sadly the planet is awash with them, they really are the new ruling class. Just makes driving a shite motor seem ever more sensible.

[pogweasel]

True, but some of us like to take pride even in shite. I like when folk say 'ooh that's tidy / clean for an old one'. Rippled panels from car parks aren't conducive to this. These old BMW's of which I am fond are particularly suseptible due to the flanks having a ridge in them and the front wing corners being a vulnerable point. Mine have already been repaired once and really need doing again, or replacing ideally.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Ha ha, some mental old bint reversed straight into the front of my Suzuki SC100 years ago, chewing up the bumper, wing, valance etc. She got out and looked at the situation of her car being in contact with my car, and my car being all bashed up where the contact was. Then she said 'Well, i never did that'!!! fucking morons. It did not take long to persuade her to reluctantly admit that she was incorrect in her assumption.

[aled]

when i got my corolla (nearly a year now) the car was really clean 38,000 miles with no dints down the flanks in a year it has aquired about 6 or 7 dints down the sides from tossers in car parks. this week some wanker knifed the pass side wing 2 doors and rear wing through to the metal.

[mk1_4dr]

Ive had the script badge stolen a couple of times (thats why I kinda collect them now ), never really understand people that bugger about with other folks automobile. Oh, and carpark dings are the reason i now park over two spaces, well away from the enterance. Even though SWMBO'd cringes and complains saying Im drawing attention to us. As if my car doesn't draw attention to itself, regardless of how I park it

 

Oh and then there was the occasion last year when the knuckledragging pillock from over the road reversed his Iveco into my newly fitted steel front wing

 

 

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[pandamonium]

My wife keeps opening the doors on her 4x4 into the side of my Mazda. I now have three scratches to repair.

[pogweasel]

Simply open the kitchen door into her face then. You'll soon find she packs that behaviour in.

[RedSparrow]

Oh and then there was the occasion last year when the knuckledragging pillock from over the road reversed his Iveco into my newly fitted steel front wing

I feel your pain.Last year a chap reversed a skip lorry into the TR7. Luckily my dad saw the whole thing and got the him to pay for repairs. Still rather annoying as the bodywork was otherwise pretty minty!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Simply open the kitchen door into her face then. You'll soon find she packs that behaviour in.

LOL! Hey 'Monium I though you had forced your Mrs into a Perodua Nipple? Surely she can't do much damage with that. If she does, just lock the drivers door and rip the handle off, then she'll have to get out the passenger side.Failing that, get the local council to fit a section of motorway barrier on your driveway between the two cars.

[Guest]

Take the old biddy route and fit a load of crappy door protectors (with reflectors) to her motor.

 

 

Lovely.

[Father Ted]

My mother in law reversed into the drivers door of my AX once. Never got anything for it and the wife wouldnt let me claim against her insurance saying it was an old car (it was a 96 P reg, FFS, not old at all).Mind you they say revenge is a dish best served cold. It was three years later when I (unintentionally) got my own back and trashed her front bumper. I was towing a trailer with a huge wardrobe on it (that she wanted me to move for her and was too tight to hire a proper van to do the job insisting my little 3 foot camping trailer was up for the job) when the washing line holding it in let go and it fell off the trailer into the road, fortunatly the only thing behind me was my MIL

[Mr_Bo11ox]

When my Mrs is out for the evening I love watching films on the internet of MIL's crashing cars into wardrobes.

[pandamonium]

My missus drives a Daihatsu Sportrack now! Budget Chelsea tractor FTW!

[andrew e]

My MIL is a bad mutha - went out for dinner picked her up, but she drove us home *hic*. On the way home noticed the MIL was left foot braking the E39 Thats how I was taught she says

[Pillock]

Hit and run you say? Hammering on the door last night, got out of bed and peered out of the window and my neighbour is there. Went down to see what he wanted and he'd just been collared by the old fella over the road who'd seen a car drive into ours but didn't know which house we lived in.They're mucking around with the roads ATM so I can't park in my normal spot down a little side street, I had to leave it on the road opposite the top of the side street. Seems someone pulled down there to do a three-point turn but forgot to, you know, steer properly and reversed back into the back quarter. Stopped, looked out of the window, and buggered off.Whacking great V-shaped dent in the rear quarter, looks to have pushed the door slightly too as the hinges seem really stiff, and all the plastic rubbing strips are twisted.Old fella reckons it was a small, red peugeot so I hopped in the car and did a bit of a drive around the estate. Found a red 106 with a wonky back bumper, and no frost on it unlike every other car on the road so it looks likely to be him but 1) Can't prove it and 2) He's likely to be fightier than me, and round here fists count for a lot.So it's gonna be police/insurance job, joy. Might wrap the excess payment up in festive paper and post it to them with Direct Line though so hopefully won't lose NCB for an untracable driver.