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#31 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 04 January 2015 - 11:04 AM

It's ok, DW, I'm up to date now, no worries!

 

I reckon I can get calendars for everyone who wants one, but I'll have to have a cut off date soon. I'm not on the Facebook page so I'm afraid I can't deal with any 'orders' from there.


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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:33 PM

1 for me please Billy


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It is difficult only for others!

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Posted 04 January 2015 - 03:07 PM

Payed PM Sent


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Posted 04 January 2015 - 03:36 PM

Can we order in this thread?  If so, I'll take one please!


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Posted 04 January 2015 - 03:44 PM

Probably best we keep it simple for the easily confused...
Orders being taken here:
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 03:57 PM

Yup - this was just an "are they happening?" query that I didn't want to get lost in the order thread.


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Posted 04 January 2015 - 08:00 PM

Yes, thanks, Joe, orders only on the other calendar thread, sorry.

 

Ok, exciting* news, first 50 ordered. Not everybody has got back to me yet (from the ones I've messged) so can people please check their messages? Cheers


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 04 January 2015 - 08:47 PM

I will do it morro as soon as I get to work and on the laptop cos I struggle on the phone

One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Posted 05 January 2015 - 06:07 AM

Still getting the odd payment with no details on, I have to have username, name, address and post code with payment or I don't know who you are or where to send it.


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Posted 05 January 2015 - 08:45 PM

Paid yesterday Billy and sent my address deets earlier - will assume all ok but let me know if not!
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Posted 05 January 2015 - 09:50 PM

Can I still get one? Think I was a fud and forgot to add my name to the list.


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Posted 05 January 2015 - 10:26 PM

You're on the list, LP. 


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 07:30 AM

I didn't read the post and replied like an idiot.
If anyone plans to show up message me first and I'll bung the kettle on.

 

Same here.  

 

But there's nobody of this beige electronic parish that I wouldn't mind making a mug of shiters' tea for.  Except that Billy bloke, obvs...  ;)


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 09:44 AM

Payment sent for 2 calendars - cheers Billy.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:18 PM

The first batch are here! Fair play, they're definitely the best we've had so far, Conrad's done a fabulous job of them. 

 

Now, the waiting game as it's going to take a while to post them out, so bear with me, please.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:58 PM

STOP FAFFING ABOUT ON HERE, MAN!  GET DOWN TO THE POST OFFICE!!

 

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 06:46 PM

Billy papped me payment over at lunchtime and put all details in- ya get it ok?
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Posted 06 January 2015 - 07:16 PM

Can I put myself down for 1 please?


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 08:35 PM

Can I put myself down for 1 please?

 

Be quick last orders in tonight:

 

http://autoshite.com...s-page-3/page-9


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 09:41 PM

NIGHTMARE!

 

Bought a metric MUTHA load of fancy* envelopes and the fuckers are all too small :( Had to rush out and get some shit ones instead, so apologies for the winky wanky woo 'packaging'  most of you will receive.

 

I can't message everybody reference payment received, or about anything else at the minute, so keep an eye on the order thread. Black means I haven't messaged you or received payment, blue means in progress green means they're ready to be sent and should be going out this week.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 10:14 PM

Hats off and Thanks to Cav et al for doing this again.

As the Bard would've said - Fuck That, John.

Lots of work to benefit us bunch of onions.

 

Much appreciated Sir.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 10:19 PM

Excellent stuff Billy! 

 

Soon everyone who comes in my office won't have to ask why I still have last years calender up and why theres some nobber with a turkey on his head leaning out of some old car and I won't have to explain it all again.


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Model of your shite, sir?

 

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 10:36 PM

I can't wait for mine to arrive. Mrs DW is all huffy about our lack of calendar. I was considering tippexing December's with January's dates.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 11:55 PM

The first batch are here! Fair play, they're definitely the best we've had so far, Conrad's done a fabulous job of them. 

 

Really relived about this. Every year I worry that I've uploaded the wrong files and we're getting 12 months of BBW granny porn instead of the calendar pics.

 

I should really put them in separate folders. 


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Posted 07 January 2015 - 07:57 AM

 Every year I worry that I've uploaded the wrong files and we're getting 12 months of BBW granny porn instead of the calendar pics.

 

 

You say that like its a bad thing...


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Model of your shite, sir?

 

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Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:34 PM

1st batch delivered to Post Office this evening, would expect delivery to be Friday or Saturday. 


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Posted 07 January 2015 - 06:46 PM

You are a complete STAR, sir.  As is Princess_Cav, in recognition for secretarial duties.

 

:)


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Posted 07 January 2015 - 06:51 PM

Cheers chaps:)
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Posted 07 January 2015 - 07:29 PM

Payment for my calendar has been sent. My g/f is going to be disappointed it's not full of kittens 😁
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Posted 07 January 2015 - 08:42 PM

I haz paymented.
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924: Likely to dislove a bit slower than anything elas on my chod for a gran list

 

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