Cavcraft Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 This last few days I've been in contact with highly reputable* merchandising company and have spent literally minutes designing a natty new range of air fresheners. They are NOT a definite yet, but if anyone is foolhardy discerning enough to want to quadruple the value of their motor, or attract some flange or something, you cannot* go wrong... I reckon they'll come in at about £1.75 (all in including UK postage) with a 50p discount if you buy more than one at the same time going to the same address. If anyone is interested I'd have thought we're looking at mid-end of January before they're ready. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Do they smell of meths? Will they make my car pong like a dead tramp? Not interested otherwise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I'm hoping the range of fragances are: WD40Hot OilDespairFresh RustCharlieExhaust FumesDivorce PendingI'm Not Smoking Weed, Honest Steviemillar, TagoraSX, Partridge and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Is that Charlie Sheen or Dymock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Something far more romantic needed, like 'Silverstone bogs 1977' or 'dog shit on my trainer in International Stores 1973' or 'Grandads wet himself again, we're on the M5 and can't stop 1986'. Cavcraft, Sigmund Fraud, AndyW201 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Surprisingly few appalling pictures available to illustrate this iconic fragrance odour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Surely they should be available in a choice of Old Spice, Brut 33 or Hai Karate. The Moog, Cavcraft, Minimad5 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micrashed Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I'm hoping the range of fragances are: WD40Hot OilDespairFresh RustCharlieExhaust FumesDivorce PendingI'm Not Smoking Weed, HonestThey smell of SHAME, that is all. Yes I'll have a couple vulgalour, Twiggy and The Moog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 They should smell of oil! Count me in for a few when done, my detailed clean one I got free last year has lost its smell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Other flavours available - EP 90Burning insulationPlastic paddingHot brakesDamp carpetCrankcase pressure Please, please can they be made from something that does'nt attack plastic - the current stuff is like the scene in alien where Ian Holm cuts into the face hugger and the acid starts dissolving the nostromo. vulgalour, Parky and chaseracer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Will it smell better than Land Rover's official adventure scented urinal cleaner? Adritt by Tayne, on Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'm in. I don't care what they smell of, I lost my sense of smell in a freak yachting accident in Tenby in 2007. Shape is all, though. Can't you make them round. And insulting to Vauxhalls? Cavcraft and chaseracer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forddeliveryboy Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Someone should bring out a smell like good old four star. The stuff they call four star doesn't smell quite right, today. It may have made you slowly go stupid, all that lead, but at least it didn't have loads of benzene in it. Unleaded smells nasty, modern diesel equally so - or is that just the nano-particles which your lungs can't cough out and which pass directly into the pulmonary system? Essence du AutoShite would be bound to be a winner - old garage with greasy overalls and brown drawer full of pre-dec money, 120Y, Triumph 2000 (hot and cold), Renault, Rover (95, 100 and P6) and so on would sell well. They could include a free MP3 of the car's sound, to make it all the more realistic. I'd buy loads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'm afraid they're only mildly insulting to GM shite ('Your motoring is our concern, unless it's a Vauxhall') but I expect something a bit more vicious could be arranged. Taff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticvandan Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Feu Orange. Nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'm in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 What about my personal fave ? " leaking heater matrix " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tux Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Feu Orange. Nuff said Now that, to me, is the quintessential 70's/80's car smell. Can you still get them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 How much? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-X-New-Original-Retro-Feu-Orange-Air-Freshener-Rare-/121515140331?pt=UK_Car_Interior_Accessories&hash=item1c4adde4eb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 What about my personal fave ? " leaking heater matrix "Ahh the miffy gone off curry smell, what about the smell of lucas smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 They should smell of oil! Count me in for a few when done, my detailed clean one I got free last year has lost its smell...I propose a fragrance called "Beko has lost his wheel" Can you guess what it'd smell like? *parp* beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 For research porpoises, go to the British Motor Heritage Museum and stick your head through the open window of this: Now THAT* is the smell you want! * Wood, leather, determination, Bovril, a hint of damp, Strand cigarettes and a fin de siecle sense of imperial entitlement... NorfolkNWeigh, AnthonyG and loserone 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derskine Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Those are horrifically shit, count me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'm in as well. Can you make them strong enough to overcome the pong of wet, muddy dogs? I suggest 'estuary no5'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'm afraid they're only mildly insulting to GM shite ('Your motoring is our concern, unless it's a Vauxhall') but I expect something a bit more vicious could be arranged. Tha'ts good enough for me, brother Cavcraft . Passengers* will be curious about that sentiment, and I can just stare blankly at them when they ask. *passengers or victims? I think we should let the courts decide that one, eh? Cavcraft and cms206 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Can you do 2month old 2ltr milk carton lost misplaced/forgot about under drivers seat,then seat moved splitting carton allowing contents to soak lie on a renault clio rear carpets during the summer of 2001 great smell that lasted for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greengartside Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The smell of a thousand magic trees hanging from the mirror of a Manchester taxi driver's Nissan Sunny, complete with bonus vomit and trod-in dog shit aroma. Or the smell of gone-off washer fluid which for the interested smells like cat piss. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Cavcraft and Sigmund Fraud 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Yep, can't smell any worse than The Shed (mainly damp, fags, and my arse, or Workshite ( fags, my arse, and utter boredom). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 If they smell faintly of cheap interior dash shine and disappointment then I'm in. Cavcraft and chaseracer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 xtriple, on 18 Dec 2014 - 10:07 AM, said:I'm in as well. Can you make them strong enough to overcome the pong of wet, muddy dogs? I suggest 'estuary no5'. Hmm. I was actually going to request "Wet Dog"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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