reallyloud Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 More than likely reposts, and no doubt slightly stepping on hirst superior yootoobe abilities, but I thought I'd amuse myself while the missus watched a strange camp bloke dress up an old saggy buzzard on TV. Cautionary tale about idiots. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UfyfY7PI3pg&feature=related Shifty timeshare salesman jumping lights in a splendid well spec'd green Fiesta. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H4TDEPP1R9Q&feature=related Ruly unkept hairy nasal-haired pensioning trying to cross the road - and dramatically giving a mini driver the willys. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fnOHjDlDR2M&feature=related Classic cross ply and radial mix up lark. Drifters take note. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=c23MFIKiVdE&feature=related Mr Blunder. A cock of enormous proportions. He actually owns the road. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HIQX2UAt7P4&feature=related Mrs Blunder. Mr Blunder wife and possibly sister too. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2FOBMRgSxAc&NR=1 10 mins of how to manoeuvre and calculate distances. People where pig thick shit in the 70's, but some great nervy action here. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i6vD3OR89Fc&feature=related Macabre tale of children getting run over by minis and vivas. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4cyontoV4pw&feature=related A young woman picked up by non seat belt wearing tie salesman in a basic spec cortina. With hilarous consequences. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CqNXCPm2lIc&feature=related Gruesome death Allegro. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R2GAoj7cTQI&feature=related How many times a day do you upset your mother in law? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ67yr7MS2A&feature=related bling! bling! 2 second rule! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mf5d2DP4Pp0&NR=1 There are a quite a few more including several half hour films involving voyeurism, death, 70's cars and ham. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TOpy-2BAHxc&feature=related http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ymWYAuDyfcU&feature=related On a more serious note, I recall watching quite a few of them as a kid, and being shit scared. I wonder why these gruesome films are no longer made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I remember being scared by Jimmy Savile (still am) Didn't he narrate some of the 2 Second Rule films? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Does anyone remember Reginald Molehusband who couldn't parallel park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 They used to show some great public safety ads on Irish telly back in the 70s - they usually revolved around kids drowning in a pond, farmers drowning in slurry pits or builders being electrocuted while carrying scaffolding poles around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I remember seeing a safety film in metalwork at school in about '81 that was really grafic. I actually came over a bit queezy when a lad sawed his thumb off on the band saw in it. I seem to remember somone else getting their long hair caught in a lathe and getting scalped. Anyone else see that film?There's a lot of drivers on the road today that could do with seeing that room to manouver film! I was driving the R16 back from Peterborough on Sunday in the pissing rain and dark and got overtaken on a blind left hander only have another guy do it approaching a blind crest a couple of minutes later. I don't know whay people do it. i could understand it if was a new driver but these were both middle aged tools, one in an Alfa estate and one in a new Volvo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Anyone else spot the Renner Six? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Best safety video EVAR: Staplerfahrer Klaus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ehEhZ9A68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Most of the first lot are on this DVD. My kids both love watching them. Is that Klaus one a real safety film? I couldn't make up my mind. It certainly puts paid to the idea that the Germans have no sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Now, time for a commercial break.... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=66IcO1irlkk Don't despair, it's not the real ad, this was done by a mate of mine with too much time on his hands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CortinaDave Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Those public information films used to scare me shitless when i was a kid. epecially the charley says ones.I have that DVD it is ace. most of these films ran on telly for years.. they were still showing them into the late 90's aparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Latterly they used to show them in the wee small hours, presumably because that was the cheapest advertising slot. The Charley Says DVD is a must, even if only for the shite spotting opportunities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CortinaDave Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'm sad enough to have charley says volume 2 as well ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormee Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Is that Klaus one a real safety film? I couldn't make up my mind. It certainly puts paid to the idea that the Germans have no sense of humour.If one doesn't sense humour in that film, he may state that Germans don't have humour at all. <<--regards from D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Case Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Watch Klaus at 3.05, cutting the shrink wrap with the knife towards him. One slip (and is's easily done) and it would have been really hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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