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For sale: Citroen Xantia TD Bosch Veg Oil LOVE ME LOVE MY DOG NOW £350


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I'm just lazy, if truth be told. Fat arsed, lazy barge that's ace on fuel and has cruise control is difficult to beat, especially as it's worth the square root of absolutely fuck all.

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Noice.

 

If I can find a LATE wicked red HDi I would have one, failing that its probably going to be an earlyish wicked red C5 with the HDi, though trying to find one in 90BHP flavour is difficult. They all seem to be 110 or 136BHP ones.

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Now (un)surprisingly for sale. The vendor told me it'd has new spheres recently and that the engine was replaced with a new one from a Citroen dealers at 80,000 miles, it's now got 144k on it. Not seen any receipts for the above so to be taken with a pinch of salt but it's ace to drive . I noticed the rev counter doesn't work and the driver's door lock has 'done a Citroen', but the remote plipper works. Drives very nicely indeed.

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Erm, probably £495 Ono with a suitable shiters discount after that. It seems fairly hard to value as it's got all the right stuff but is an older one. Hopefully the veg friendly but will help its cause.

 

Most importantly though it is negotiable.

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Some interesting* information:

 

It's only had three owners.

 

The last registered keeper and his address must have been typed on to the V5 using a Bablefish scatter gun.

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Erm, probably £495 Ono with a suitable shiters discount after that. It seems fairly hard to value as it's got all the right stuff but is an older one. Hopefully the veg friendly but will help its cause.

 

Most importantly though it is negotiable.

 

where is Sir located, please?

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where is Sir located, please?

Cavette is a Cestrian which is Latin for Welsh Scouser. If you turn up wearing a colourful pullover while holding a Betamax copy of yourself on countdown then the locals will probably crown you their king.

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Half ignoring the blatant flippancy of Mr Claim, I am indeed a (plastic) Cestrian, residing in God's favourite city, Chester.

 

cheers, bit far which is a shame as my probable new job means a veg-er with cruise control is far more suitable than my escort

 

cheers anyway mate

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Couple of hours on the train, nice drive home via Mid Wales. Couldn't get better!

 

peering at Gods own country through the train windows??

 

get thee behind me, Satan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

take the escort as shite PX?!

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