For Sale Me laddo's advert from flea bay

[babydriver]

 

 He's now desperate as he can't get a part time job whilst he is studying, if anyone is interested here his advert. 

 

Hi and welcome to the sale of my Renault Megane 1.6 Expression. Mot'd until October 2015 with no advisories. No tax. She is clean and tidy inside and out and a great runner. The car is cheap to run averaging approx 35-40 mpg around town and 45+ on a long run. Insurance is quite cheap too. Everything works as it should and the heater in particular is fantastic now that winter is upon us. The stereo system is a Kenwood and has front loading CD player, Aux jack and USB port as well as FM/AM radio. Big boot space for a hatchback and a spare tyre with plenty of life left in it. The car has remote central locking with 2 keys and an alarm system too. Cam belt was changed by previous owner so nothing to worry about there. Any questions please ask. Viewings are welcome and encouraged. Thanks for looking!

 

P.s: Reason for selling is that I have just become a student and use public transport (sadly) to get to and from uni.

[EssDeeWon]

Im not interested but there isn't a price for anyone who might be?

[babydriver]

Sorry, He would like around £600 but he's not living in a fantasy world if someone wants to make an offer, as said he needs money for his studies.

[Cavcraft]

 He's now disparate

 

 

No dissimilar to how I thought he'd be. Or he's Jasper Carrott.