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#1 OFFLINE   SambaS

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Posted 21 September 2014 - 01:44 PM

I've worked myself up to a point where I just have to have another. Much less ubiquitous than the last time I looked for one, there are hardly any for sale!

Here is number one, Daihatsu Charade Turbo "5dr petrol turbo"

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I was still in school when I got that, swapped a Volvo 240 Estate for it then bragged about my Turbo a lot :)

Wasn't very fast. Single cam 993cc 3 pot, unlike the twin cam GTti rocket pocket.


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

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Posted 21 September 2014 - 01:52 PM

I always liked these. They looked pretty stylish at a time when small hatchbacks typically didn't. Has to be three-pot obviously. Four-cylinder just wasn't as interesting.


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Posted 21 September 2014 - 01:56 PM

My mate had a shonky diesel one, which he ran on cherry or central heating oil. Cost him about £3 to drive to Spain.
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Posted 21 September 2014 - 01:59 PM

I always lusted after a GTti as a yoof.

About 15 years ago I went to look at a cheap one for sale locally. Under the boot mat you could see the road.

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Posted 21 September 2014 - 02:31 PM

This was number 2 a Charade CX Automatic 1.3. It was giffer owned and very low miles and I completely ruined it, with help from friends, one hit Spar with it mistaking one pedal for the other, and another friend hit a huge concrete block in a field. And that was the end of it. Have a lot of happy memories of this car, as it was one of the first I ever drove legally after passing my test.

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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 21 September 2014 - 02:41 PM

The mother of a friend at school had such a Charade, a red three-door with 4WD. Typical Austria-Edition. :mrgreen: I had the "pleasure" to be driven home in it from school (~ 12km) twice or three times a week. All I remember is, it was horribly loud inside. Very loud engine, the stones chipping in the wheelarches were very loud during wintertime, somehow it was just a tincan with an engine.

 

But it drove everywhere, no matter how bad the snow and ice was.


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Posted 21 September 2014 - 04:06 PM

Number 3, Charade CX 1.3 manual. This was a PX bought from a Citroen dealer in Catterick. They had drawn PX your old banger all down the side, I liberated it for parts after the Spar incident. We had some fun in it first.

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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 21 September 2014 - 04:13 PM

In 2006 I had a dilemma on my hands. Working for IBM at the time and in top form financially I was trying to figure out which to buy:

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I opted for Charade number 4, a GTti. Bought unseen in eBay auction. Had it trailered up from Birmingham as it was a non runner. While parked up at mates abattoir his brother put the window through, and took it to his scrapyard. I towwed it back, hoovered it out and quickly sold it. Never got it going but the lad I sold it to did, in a few hours.

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Pissed me right off that did.

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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 21 September 2014 - 04:19 PM

I know its not the correct years, but in all other respects..win!

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Posted 21 September 2014 - 04:30 PM

Saldy no love for the 4th generation or G200, or Id have the black GTI from Gumtree already!

So I'm in the market for one, current budget £200 but by Christmas I should have about £800. I doubt I'll spend that much but this one could do with being as good as I can find for the right price. Normally I just buy any old shite and don't think much of the months of work to get an MOT. But this Charade will be a keeper. Colour is unimportant, as is engine, as is trim level, although I don't really want the top spec GXI. It had color coded bumpers, I want black. And I want the CX seats........ Giffermatic would be as desirable as manual, I do t have much experience with a manual Charade. Maybe three Charades would be best!

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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 21 September 2014 - 04:38 PM

This is where I want to be sat. CX trim. This was the Charade Turbo.

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How could anyone possibly get excited about a flippin Daihatsu Charade!! Hehe

Final thoughts, I don't own a Japanese car. I don't own a Turbo (Cossie doesn't count as its engineless) I don't own a Charade and I don't own a diesel. So how many boxes would a Charade DT tick.
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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 21 September 2014 - 10:52 PM

Do this to it and you'd tick another box!

 

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Posted 26 September 2014 - 10:26 AM

So will you be bidding on this SambaS? Yep so long as it remains within budget.

 

1993 Daihatsu Charade 1.3 CXI Automatic. 16 valver four pot. Go well these!

 

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Charade

Automatic

Condition

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Black bumpers

Possible free cup of tea in deal

 

Cons:

 

Colour

Wrong Interior

Condition (thus price)

Owner uses colloquialism "simples" in advert

Owner has "been around the block a couple of times"


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 11:06 AM

Oh GOOD LORD!

 

Way over budget but she's perfect and a really early G100!

 

1987 Daihatsu Charade 1.0 CX Automatic

 

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One of the first on a D

Colour

 

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Price

Price

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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 01:52 PM

There is a red one local to me which is giffer owned with blue badges on show, usually see it outside the local shops which probably about the furthest its ever been. Has poundland wheel trims and is on a K reg.


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 04:43 PM

 there are hardly any for sale!

 

I know how you feel, I'm looking for a Cuore and new ones come up for sale so rarely.



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Posted 26 September 2014 - 06:12 PM

Found one for £100, needs fuel pump and lines have been damaged.

 

£100 though but is in Cornwall!

 

Couldn't be further from me !!!


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 06:18 PM

Where in Cornwall ?

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 06:22 PM

Redruth

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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 06:24 PM

SHIT I though it was a high miler it has done 15,000 !!


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 06:36 PM

She's a 1992 K reg Charade GXI Automatic 1.3 16v in white 15,000 miles.

 

Is it still for sale; "weelll, kinda yes and no......

 

If you can offer me over £90 the scrap man is coming for it early next week you see".


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 07:00 PM

She's a 1992 K reg Charade GXI Automatic 1.3 16v in white 15,000 miles.

Is it still for sale; "weelll, kinda yes and no......

If you can offer me over £90 the scrap man is coming for it early next week you see".


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 07:06 PM

I could right now but its 300 miles away.

 

I'm trying to formulate a plot.

 

1. He says it needs a fuel pump and petrol pipes. So I couldn't drive it back without going armed with those. Pump £40 ebay. Lines few quid.

2. Will that be all it needs to get it going.

3. Train £100 to Redruth, National Express £60.

4. Fuel home £40.

5. Would need booking in for MOT.

6. Ã‚£36 day insurance for Charade

 

Other potential option A frame or trailer with Polonez.

 

1. £120 fuel round trip

2. £79 TAX for Polonez

£. £36 Day insurance for Polonez

4. £36 day insurance for Charade (if on A Frame).

 

I think I literally have £200 free so whatever way I look at it, I cant do this within the given time frame.

 

WHY DID I PAY MY FUCKING BILLS YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 07:09 PM

Can anyone be a halfway house for this car? Would need A framing, he's given me until Friday to remove it from his drive!

 

I can collect it one way or the other on Friday 24th October from anywhere in the country.


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 07:58 PM

PM Twosmoke, he lives in Redruth


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 09:25 PM

Would be nothing short of amazing if this somehow comes together! Such a long shot. What are the chances of him being from the same bloomin town though !


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 09:27 PM

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Pros:

 

Charade

Automatic

Mileage

16 valver

Price

Price

Price

Price

Price

 

Cons:

 

Wrong Interior

Colour coded bumpers

Non runner

Buying unseen

300 miles away!

 


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1. 1992 Daihatsu Charade GXI Automatic

2  1991 Ford Escort Shadow

3. 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport Automatic

4. 1984 Opel Monza GSE Automatic

5. 1986 Talbot Express "Auto Sleeper Talisman II"

6. 1985 Talbot Horizon LE Special

7. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

8. 1984 Talbot Samba Cabriolet

9. 1984 Talbot Samba Roller


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 09:29 PM

Samba , you have pm(s) :-)
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Posted 26 September 2014 - 09:31 PM

Will it be ok sharing the shed with dads mk1 bx and his lna tho ?
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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 09:32 PM

That looks sweet, hope it works out.







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