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#1 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:19 PM

It was a bland Wednesday in September. The air in the office was as thick as a greenhouse and the clock limped on awkwardly like a fucked whippet.
I looked out through the smeg smeared glass at the outside people frolicking merrily amongst the swirling breeze.
Sigh.

iphone out. Ebay app engaged.......................HOLY TITS! DO WANT!

I spied a German car, slathered in brown and loaded with gubbins.
Seriously do want.

Its local. Not far from Overrun. Calculate finances. Can not afford. Lay credit cards out on table and do SERIOUS MATHS.



This might just be feasable.

Wind forward an ebay listing and a let down for the seller. Get in while his morale is low!



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Interior pics and videos shall follow presently.
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#2 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:20 PM

Interlude.

 

Here comes the munny:

 

 

 

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:22 PM

Looks like a car for life, that :)


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#4 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:23 PM

Merc Overmats and original non-pineapple plates in the trunk of funk.

 

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:23 PM

Lovely looking things, but I'd ditch the German plates


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:24 PM

overrun dismembered head grille sticker NOW AVAILABLE
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Safe now. Everything's lead lined.

 

 


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:26 PM

GERMAN BROWN, TEXTURE LIKE SUN

These things are just lovely aren't they. They seem to be a type of car that just doesn't exist any more. I know Mercedes still make 2 dr coupes but they are models in their own right whereas these seem like a 2-dr coupe version of a taxi. They have the added benefit of looking absolutely great. I say ditch the German look reg plates, otherwise just buy a deck chair and sit and stare. Lovely!
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#8 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:26 PM

Videos as vids are canny.

 

 

 

Pump action, up and down plus side to side RAVE ON windscreen wiper:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Electric robot monkey butler seatbelt helpers:

 


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#9 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:28 PM

Steven Taylor "Ive been shot" spec rear headrests:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Airplane standard overhead flashing warning alert:


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:29 PM

That looks lovely, far too nice for you :P


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#11 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:30 PM

Yes, the plates shall be the first things to go. Id like some nice origonal dealer plates in an applicable font. Or might just put the originals back on.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:33 PM

No leather - I'm out!  :) 

 

Err, maybe not, bloody lovely that... I may be vaguely jealous!



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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:36 PM

Very nice indeed herr shitpeas, what does the drivers seat bolster look like? Personally I'm biased but these pre facelift models look nicer than the later ones post 1992 with the rounder headlamps and curvy bonnet.
My other car is a Komatsu, yes thats shite as well

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:37 PM

Yes, the plates shall be the first things to go. Id like some nice origonal dealer plates in an applicable font. Or might just put the originals back on.

 

 

Although I would say some metal plates in a legal font would look great on this (or indeed any car)


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:41 PM

Very nice indeed herr shitpeas, what does the drivers seat bolster look like? Personally I'm biased but these pre facelift models look nicer than the later ones post 1992 with the rounder headlamps and curvy bonnet.

 

Seat bolster looks spot on condition wise. Think the thick tweedy stuff wares a LOT better than leather would. And the seats are super sprung and absolutely luxurious.

Its a lovely place to stick your arse.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:43 PM

Might be an idea to ake get a merc dealer to read the VIN number as it may reveal further optional extras (such as double insulated glass, a security master switch etc) that aren't immediately visible.
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Posted 05 September 2014 - 07:02 PM

toon army does it RITE!!!

 

 

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 07:26 PM

Uber-tastic....I must, no must, get one of these before, well before I buy anything else really.   Its about the last car I ever lusted after when new.  Well bought!


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 07:30 PM

The winnar Is YOOOUUUWWWW!


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 07:36 PM

That is gorgeous, you lucky shitpeas
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Posted 05 September 2014 - 07:37 PM

That interior makes me think of 1970s radiograms.

 

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It is most excellent.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 07:41 PM

Blimey that looks NICE! I would not kick that off the drive for eating crisps !!


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 07:43 PM

I find that car deeply sexual.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 07:58 PM

You and Herr Trigger can start the Autoshite Panzer car club. You clearly outrank him though with a cooopay :P


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:00 PM

BOSS


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:06 PM

That's fantastic, you can now have discussions with Trigger about who outranks whom


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:13 PM

All brown German cars are born equal.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:20 PM

And here I am putting my own seatbelt on like a sucker.

 

Colour suits it so well.

 

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:21 PM

Not usually my kind of thing but I'm thinking that looks great.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:23 PM

That's well nice, although I wasn't truly envious until I saw the seatbelt butler. 







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