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#1 ONLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 06:32 PM

Fuck off, twat. If I want to see pics of you shagging your whore of a Sister, I'll ask thanks. :wink:

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 06:55 PM

I couldn't have put it better! :evil:

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 06:55 PM

I love curvy girls so there will be a lot of big tits and round asses, also some MILF's. Just so you don't expect to see just skinny supermodels, might be some of those as well though.

H Mike. I'm not too fussed about MILFs myself, but if you come across anything with a combination of nuns, Nazi uniforms, gas masks and donkeys you be sure to let me know, ok?

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 06:57 PM

I love curvy girls so there will be a lot of big tits and round asses, also some MILF's. Just so you don't expect to see just skinny supermodels, might be some of those as well though.

H Mike. I'm not too fussed about MILFs myself, but if you come across anything with a combination of nuns, Nazi uniforms, gas masks and donkeys you be sure to let me know, ok?

:lol: :lol: And if it's all taking place in and around a Chrystler Alpine, all the better!

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 07:49 PM

The lass in the top video doesn't look too happy, probably has a headache or something. Poor dear!

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 07:56 PM

It might sound perverted,but if any of the films were made in the old MG/Rover factory I'd be interested :P

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#7 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 07:57 PM

They all seem like lovely ladies!

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 08:25 PM

Any humping in a Talbot Tagora video's? :lol:

#9 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:05 PM

It also normally involves a white 500SEL with a period AMG bodykit containing Germans mit big facial hair, check shirts and golfing slacks, ja?The English version would have involved a Kat kitted SD1 2600, you just know it would.

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 08:57 AM

The English version would have involved a Kat kitted SD1 2600, you just know it would.

Not quite porn but do I remember something involving an SD1 in the film 'Rita, Sue and Bob too'?

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 11:34 AM

This is more in the spirit of autoshite:

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 11:41 AM

Don't ask me how I found this, seriously not something I go a-googling for, HONEST, but check out this saggy-clacked bint getting some serious love-on with her Renner 25. HERE'S THE LINK: PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION - NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Now THAT is Autoshite pr0n.

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 04:30 PM

Holy crap! :shock: :lol:

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 09:52 PM

That's not just unsafe for work. It's unsafe for eyes!

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 10:43 PM

Don't ask me how I found this, seriously not something I go a-googling for, HONEST, but check out this saggy-clacked bint getting some serious love-on with her Renner 25. HERE'S THE LINK: PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION - NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Now THAT is Autoshite pr0n.

Thing is this is probably somebodies dear old mum :roll:
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 09:30 AM

Don't ask me how I found this, seriously not something I go a-googling for, HONEST, but check out this saggy-clacked bint getting some serious love-on with her Renner 25. HERE'S THE LINK: PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION - NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Now THAT is Autoshite pr0n.

Thing is this is probably somebodies dear old mum :roll:

Does anybody recognise her?. Looks a bit like the bird who works in the chippy.

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 10:16 AM

Nice Renna though.

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 10:17 AM

nah, it's fcuked!

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 10:19 AM

Boom-tish!

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 10:42 AM

That is without a doubt one of the worst saggiest clacks I have ever seen, and I once worked for 3 months in Gynae Theatres. :shock:
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:35 AM

I have to admit the effect of seeing the labia rings come together as she slid down the towball a bit unnerving at first but then I started to quite enjoy the closure effect of it - the pervy barsteward that I am :twisted:

Bit of an oil boiler - probably with a fairly high mileage on her but I'm sure she'd be more than able to give a good ride at the end of the day! :lol:

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 05:37 PM

H Mike. I'm not too fussed about MILFs myself, but if you come across anything with a combination of nuns, Nazi uniforms, gas masks and donkeys you be sure to let me know, ok?

Nice to find a celeb on here. Mr Mosley, how's the F1 going?
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 09:58 PM

I like cortinadaves, you could roll off her three times, and still be on her :lol:




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