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I would tell it that green is a shit colour and it needs to sort its life out and let the argument develop from there

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Well it looks like Brexit has done for Bob. He is headed back to Romania now which is a great shame for him.

 

But one of the Brexit dividends we hadn’t considered is the variety of cheap chod that our friends will be selling. So perfect for us, making good use of the things that we find, things that the departing folk leave behind.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa-convertaible/1331891683

 

Now I would have said this was a Tigra, unless I am very much mistaken. But it’s a convertible for £150 and summer is only a few months away. I smell profit, or it could be trouble. I have always struggled to differentiate those two. So come on SVM, cast off your Ovlovs and get into one of these Corsa Tigra whatevers. Advertised with 59bhp from a thundering 998cc lump, they say there ain’t no replacement for displacement although I have had hoovers with more power than that.

 

Still, some wee Scots lad or lassie will undoubtedly like tootling around in this when the sun is out for ten minutes mid July so someone get on it! In fact I think this is almost perfect Billy fodder and let’s face it, it will Roffle at £3 a ticket all day long.

 

Thankfully Bob has a best car at home. I hope it’s something much better than this, like an FSO Polonez or a Dacia 1300

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Martin. I know the V and W keys are close together, but.....no hang on, they are on completely separate lines so maybe you do think it’s a Wauxhall? Or you are actually Jonathan Ross selling his Zafira incognito? Either way I have no interest in this slippy clutchy heap but four ponies seems like a reasonable price. I would imagine car take back would give you more than that?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/wauxhall-zafira/1331890135

 

Again, buy car for £100, spend loads getting it home, sell to breaker for £110. Pure profit right there

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Shitey Street has today been brought to you with the letter V, and the number 200.

 

Once again (Queen Latifah is back) and it appears she is twoc’ing Michelles Golf. Interestingly it’s a well worded ad, but a Voltswagon? Love the fact Mich managed to get a shot of it being driven off at speed by the queen of Hip Hop herself.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/voltswagon-golf-e-sdi-/1331817544

 

Queen Latifah seems pleased with it either way. She’s picked up this bloke who she will probably use for sex in front of her husband. He seems traumatised by it, he won’t feel better when it shows up on Youporn later. I do like his shirt though, I would rock that.

 

So....

 

Poorly spelt title

Unlikely hip hop queen theft caught on camera

Car used to pick up bloke

Used for sex and probably video’d but nice shirt

I can’t remember where this is going

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Ok Prev, I am interested in your Saab. So let me get this straight - it jerked a little and was a little sooty so you parked it up for two years. Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

 

Now by sooty do you mean a small puff of black smoke or does it look like the Torrey Canyon?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-9-5-linear-diesel-auto-needs-lovely-home-and-a-little-repair/1330111128

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Great Uncle Bulgaria and Madame Cholet both had their residence visa requests turned down so they’re off.

 

Orinoco is maintaining a low profile. Luckily he doesn’t have an accent like the others and having changed his name to Ian Roberts he is currently making a living as a Bernard Cribbins impersonator for voiceover work

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Now Michael is making a big mistake here.....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/focus-part-exchange-to-clear/1332325449

 

This is a three door focus. Throughout history the three door version of a bread and butter Ford car is always valuable because there is always someone wanting to build a replica of the sporty RS or XR version.

 

Buy it, store it, sell it to a classic rally team in five years for mega coin. Or fix it, drive it to the station and back for a bit, and scrap it when the MOT runs out. Whatever. Let’s see what psychic Bob reckons lies in the future...

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I wonder how much they gave trade-in?

Ha Ha... When I took my Savvy to have a 'trade in', against an 18mth old DayyCh-aaa, I got a flat £250.

 

I sold it a week later (1yr MOT) £250 cash and bought my Carina II for £350.

 

You could find a 57 Savvy today up for £1275... Dunno where they're looking :/

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/proton/proton-savvy-1.2-cc-low-miles-full-service-history-like-clio-corsa-polo/1332646491

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The 106 is a bargain. simple as that. Castros, I'd not even look at this money send him £50 deposit otherwise it'll be gone by lunch.

 

I was off on my travels to 'look' at a car a few months ago when I got there someone had paid and already took it away. I was no longer than an hour from when I called. 

 

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