GeordieInExile Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Does that Modus have the daft little boot chute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 slipping clutch, but drive away...MOT to Feb 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/383877152411979/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMort Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 2002 Fiesta 1.2 Transportation until May, £199. How can you argue with that? https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903015445482?advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=500&postcode=cv116lz&page=1&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=Used Disco Fever and adw1977 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 2002 Fiesta 1.2 Transportation until May, £199. How can you argue with that?https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903015445482?advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=500&postcode=cv116lz&page=1&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=UsedI would tell it that green is a shit colour and it needs to sort its life out and let the argument develop from there bangernomics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 2002 Fiesta 1.2 Transportation until May, £199. How can you argue with that? https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903015445482?advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=500&postcode=cv116lz&page=1&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=UsedLooks like someone has shat the back seat. Still a bargain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Well it looks like Brexit has done for Bob. He is headed back to Romania now which is a great shame for him. But one of the Brexit dividends we hadn’t considered is the variety of cheap chod that our friends will be selling. So perfect for us, making good use of the things that we find, things that the departing folk leave behind. https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa-convertaible/1331891683 Now I would have said this was a Tigra, unless I am very much mistaken. But it’s a convertible for £150 and summer is only a few months away. I smell profit, or it could be trouble. I have always struggled to differentiate those two. So come on SVM, cast off your Ovlovs and get into one of these Corsa Tigra whatevers. Advertised with 59bhp from a thundering 998cc lump, they say there ain’t no replacement for displacement although I have had hoovers with more power than that. Still, some wee Scots lad or lassie will undoubtedly like tootling around in this when the sun is out for ten minutes mid July so someone get on it! In fact I think this is almost perfect Billy fodder and let’s face it, it will Roffle at £3 a ticket all day long. Thankfully Bob has a best car at home. I hope it’s something much better than this, like an FSO Polonez or a Dacia 1300 dieselassist, spartacus, egg and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Martin. I know the V and W keys are close together, but.....no hang on, they are on completely separate lines so maybe you do think it’s a Wauxhall? Or you are actually Jonathan Ross selling his Zafira incognito? Either way I have no interest in this slippy clutchy heap but four ponies seems like a reasonable price. I would imagine car take back would give you more than that? https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/wauxhall-zafira/1331890135 Again, buy car for £100, spend loads getting it home, sell to breaker for £110. Pure profit right there Brodders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Shitey Street has today been brought to you with the letter V, and the number 200. Once again (Queen Latifah is back) and it appears she is twoc’ing Michelles Golf. Interestingly it’s a well worded ad, but a Voltswagon? Love the fact Mich managed to get a shot of it being driven off at speed by the queen of Hip Hop herself. https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/voltswagon-golf-e-sdi-/1331817544 Queen Latifah seems pleased with it either way. She’s picked up this bloke who she will probably use for sex in front of her husband. He seems traumatised by it, he won’t feel better when it shows up on Youporn later. I do like his shirt though, I would rock that. So.... Poorly spelt titleUnlikely hip hop queen theft caught on cameraCar used to pick up blokeUsed for sex and probably video’d but nice shirtI can’t remember where this is going Dan_ZTT, spartacus, RobT and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Ok Prev, I am interested in your Saab. So let me get this straight - it jerked a little and was a little sooty so you parked it up for two years. Yeah, that sounds reasonable. Now by sooty do you mean a small puff of black smoke or does it look like the Torrey Canyon? https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-9-5-linear-diesel-auto-needs-lovely-home-and-a-little-repair/1330111128 Brodders and Twiggy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just how awesome would this be? You can’t drive it away but who cares? https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/1989-g-reg-mazda-323/1331663904 Nowhere else will you be able to look like your Grandad at the height of the Stone Roses popularity for a mere £200 Brodders and egg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Good job there's not a Vauxhall licker on here who lives 12 miles away.... Corsa for £150 in Wrexham ticket till end May Sinister night time photos probably hiding a multitude of sins https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/corsa-cheap-car/1332402197 Split_Pin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Parky.... The Brexit Womble.... "..making good use of the things that we find, things that the departing folk leave behind.." catsinthewelder and BeEP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Great Uncle Bulgaria and Madame Cholet both had their residence visa requests turned down so they’re off. Orinoco is maintaining a low profile. Luckily he doesn’t have an accent like the others and having changed his name to Ian Roberts he is currently making a living as a Bernard Cribbins impersonator for voiceover work egg, bangernomics, Scruffy Bodger and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Madame Cholet is actually hiding in my bathroom... eddyramrod and mrbenn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I remember her as much prettier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Send ‘em all back, comin’ over ‘ere, cleaning up the common it’s a fackin’ disgrace I can tell you. mrbenn and Rave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Now Michael is making a big mistake here..... https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/focus-part-exchange-to-clear/1332325449 This is a three door focus. Throughout history the three door version of a bread and butter Ford car is always valuable because there is always someone wanting to build a replica of the sporty RS or XR version. Buy it, store it, sell it to a classic rally team in five years for mega coin. Or fix it, drive it to the station and back for a bit, and scrap it when the MOT runs out. Whatever. Let’s see what psychic Bob reckons lies in the future... mrbenn, catsinthewelder, paulscavalier and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingz123 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Absolutely brilliant ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Looks like Chris is an idiot as well https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-focus-54-plate/1332474846 Some knocking noises which aren’t engine related. I wonder..... Aston Martin, paulscavalier, mrbenn and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Roland Garros 1.6 206 with ticket till early May and no working speedo - and at least one slightly mismatched panel, £200 Chesterfield https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/00W-PEUGEOT-206-1-6-ROLAND-GARROS-5-DOOR/382828275695?hash=item592257e7ef:g:asAAAOSw9P1cgobI Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 I wonder how much they gave trade-in? tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 I wonder how much they gave trade-in?Ha Ha... When I took my Savvy to have a 'trade in', against an 18mth old DayyCh-aaa, I got a flat £250. I sold it a week later (1yr MOT) £250 cash and bought my Carina II for £350. You could find a 57 Savvy today up for £1275... Dunno where they're looking :/ https://www.gumtree.com/p/proton/proton-savvy-1.2-cc-low-miles-full-service-history-like-clio-corsa-polo/1332646491 Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djoptix Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Fucking megabarg! adw1977 and Sloth in a bowl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903135852138? 150 quid, tested to April with a decent history, between Oxford and Reading. LightBulbFun, djoptix, Kringle and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djoptix Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 ^ that is a good buy. Those 1.5d engines do 60mpg everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903135852138? 150 quid, tested to April with a decent history, between Oxford and Reading. 98497a0d8b614c7b9c7f4431c76939c3.jpg Seeing this tomorrow, starting work Monday WCPGW? djoptix, jumpingjehovahs, Dan_ZTT and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen01 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 The 106 is a bargain. simple as that. Castros, I'd not even look at this money send him £50 deposit otherwise it'll be gone by lunch. I was off on my travels to 'look' at a car a few months ago when I got there someone had paid and already took it away. I was no longer than an hour from when I called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903266304673? 140 quid, might get you home !!! jumpingjehovahs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903266283821? 150 quid, tests for a month. Money back at he bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Saxo in need of a windscreen - why don't people ever claim for this on their insurance ? Baffles me. £100 drive away from Batley. Wear goggles https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-saxo/1329543860Methley - the Breakinbad suburb of Batley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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