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#1021 OFFLINE   Sealtainn

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Posted 12 April 2019 - 07:29 PM

I love that Corsa is being sold by the Crayon Car Co


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#1022 OFFLINE   Parky

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:55 AM

I love the smell of a racial stereotype in the morning don’t you?

Anyhoo, wee Hamish is selling a Skoda Fabulosa for £200 up there in that there Edinburgh. It has an MOT until August, various dents and a busted window but this mutha is only £200. If I were doing some house renovations or planning some sort of bank job on a tight budget I would be all over this. Yes it looks like it’s had a few nights out with some dodgy characters but hey, think of it as a wheeled Irvine Welsh novel and you won’t be disappointed. Very popular cars locally, look how much the locals like them!

https://www.gumtree....ust-/1336627774

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#1023 OFFLINE   Parky

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:05 AM

Used Cars NG17 have located this rather cheeky wee Daihatsu. Not much information about it but if it were me I would splash out on some stonewashed denim, change my ethnicity, swap Mrs P for a Japanese girl, and look permanently surprised at the spectacular Daihatsu value.

https://www.gumtree....2019/1333113412

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#1024 OFFLINE   Parky

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:15 AM

I like the South West. Bournemouth, Padstow.....erm.....all the towns and people. But somewhere I should get acquainted with is Paignton for there’s you can find a classic British racing green two door for a mere two hundred pounds.

Apparently it misbehaves every so often and can be a little temperamental. You know what I would do? Pop a couple of Sertraline in the tank and get it on a course of CBT and listen to its problems. It merely needs a little counselling. So a classic two door from a classic British town, i’d be rolling this like Ian Carmichael in School for Scoundrels

https://www.gumtree....lupo/1336521747

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#1025 OFFLINE   Parky

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:31 AM

If the Good Life were remade today, Jerry would definitely drive one of these. In fact I would as well as I have the horn for Volvo S80’s. This one is wonderful, yes the mileage is high and a light is on but it has a lot of MOT giving the buyer a good few months to woo Penelope Keith while trying not to look at Felicity Kendals arse or make Richard Briers feel inadaquate.

https://www.gumtree....auto/1336471401

Buy this and realise you only need £200 to become one of life’s winners.

Penelope Keith though...terrifying and compelling in equal measure

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 08:09 AM

25 quid over budget, but i'm sure you canny types could haggle him down.

 

https://www.gumtree....esel/1336620115

 

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Looks a bit of a bargain 63,000 miles and a 1.5 diesel doing 70 mpg.


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 12:55 PM

25 quid over budget, but i'm sure you canny types could haggle him down.

 

https://www.gumtree....esel/1336620115

 

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Looks a bit of a bargain 63,000 miles and a 1.5 diesel doing 70 mpg.

 

Looks like the seller has haggled himself down!


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 01:09 PM

If the Good Life were remade today, Jerry would definitely drive one of these. In fact I would as well as I have the horn for Volvo S80’s. This one is wonderful, yes the mileage is high and a light is on but it has a lot of MOT giving the buyer a good few months to woo Penelope Keith while trying not to look at Felicity Kendals arse or make Richard Briers feel inadaquate.

https://www.gumtree....auto/1336471401

Buy this and realise you only need £200 to become one of life’s winners.

Penelope Keith though...terrifying and compelling in equal measure

Jerry used to drive from Surbition to the centre of London each day in his Volvo 144 to work apparently. It must have been a pig of a drive in those days...and today he would go through the congestion charge and possibly the ULEZ too. But how times change.


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:30 PM

Jerry should buy this then

https://www.gumtree....-1.4/1336373238

Much more sensible even if it is being sold with a slippy clutch by someone with a made up name. For the money this actually looks pretty normal and usable. Pop in a clutch and bingo. Even better, do it yourself at the side of the road using nothing more than an imperial socket set your Grandad left you and the jack the car came with in order to save enough money to pay for the chiropractic work you’ll need afterwards.

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 07:12 PM

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 07:51 PM

That Kenari is lovely.
Someone buy it for me? I'll love it and care for it and name it Kevin!
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Posted 14 April 2019 - 09:13 PM

https://www.ebay.co....R4AAOSw6jJcq2fR

£200 opening bid & hidden in the parts section bimmer

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