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#931 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 06:36 PM

£200 Ono Good First Car, Mot till August, Cheap tax and insurance 

Needs things doing but runs fine at the moment 

 

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 06:41 PM

MOT'd and just £150, only thing that might stop you driving it far is a snapped spring...

 

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 06:50 PM

Fuck me, good job it's a diesel.
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#934 OFFLINE   catsinthewelder

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 06:55 PM

Phwoor purple multipla dizzle!  Lots of want but nowhere to put it.


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Posted 05 February 2019 - 08:30 PM

£150 Clio with just over 2 weeks ticket in Newcastle-under-Lyme

 

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 10:23 PM

MOT'd and just £150, only thing that might stop you driving it far is a snapped spring...

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 10:30 PM

Phwoor purple multipla dizzle!  Lots of want but nowhere to put it.


Bollocks. Loads of room round the back of your place

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 10:48 PM

That is true but I'm not really supposed to be parked on any of it, a 4th dead car would probably cause issues.


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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:02 PM

James has decided to sell his mark 4 Golf

https://www.gumtree....er.-/1328302455

Hey that doesn’t look so bad. Except as James says, this isn’t his actual car, it’s a picture of what a red mark 4 Golf looks like. Cheeky bastard. I would attempt payment with some hand drawn tenners as they aren’t actual tenners, but a representation of what tenners look like. Well, what’s good for the goose.....

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:34 PM

£150 Polo with mismatched panels and just shy of 3 weeks ticket in Bishop's Stortford

 

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 09:35 PM

Fancy yourself as a Formula One star in a reasonably priced car?

https://www.gumtree.....6gl/1329237030

This is just utterly glorious. Slightly slipping clutch and rear bodywork that suggests the F1 Star was Pastor Maldonado but a couple of months MOT, all I can say is forza Liana!

Of course many of your friends will refer to it as the Suzuki Llama but who cares what they think, they are all dicks anyway. What say you Pastor? Case closed...

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 09:46 PM

Remember Herbie goes Bananas? And the Love Bug! Brilliant weren’t they! No? Well fuck you then.

Some of us grew up with that nonsense, usually starring David Tomlinson as a right shit like he was in Mary Poppins. But anyway, there’s a tangent I should be pulling back from.

Amanda loved the Herbie films too. Her favourite was “Herbie and the persistent EML light” and she has built a faithful replica. You probably haven’t seen the film, it was banned globally because It was shit. But you could keep the non existent memory of that film alive for a mere £200.

https://www.gumtree....etle/1327112128

I shouldn’t joke, I actually quite like this!

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 09:54 PM

Billy to the Shit courtesy phone!

https://www.gumtree....irs-/1326484790

Young Ricky here is selling his Corsa. Apparently the engine light is on and he has no idea why. I wonder if the 159000 miles on the clock is somehow related?

Anyway, NASA mileage on a 1 litre Corsa with an illuminated EML for £200 from a bloke called Ricky in Droitwich. I see no problems whatsoever here.

“You ‘ad better sell that heap of crap or you ain’t gettin nuffink outta me! Rickaaaaaaaaaaaay!”

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 10:13 PM

Laura is the face in the misty light. And also the purveyor of this rather decent looking wee Clio

https://www.gumtree....age-/1319163141

She bought a new car and stupidly left the Clio sitting around. I did that once with some leaky propane cylinders outside the Council offices smoking shelter and haven’t had the bins collected for three weeks. Anyway, it has no MOT so strictly speaking can’t be driven away because let’s face it, every car out there has an MOT right? The lack of electrical smoke in the battery might be a minor problem too but if you rub a balloon on your jumper, hold the wing with your left hand while licking the positive terminal on the battery you’ll be speeding along the queens highway in no time. Possibly towards A&E.

Being a Clio there should be a mandatory picture of Nicole, but you can have a picture of Johnny Dankworth with a Dauphine instead. He was quite keen on bump starting Clios too or so I am told...

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 10:25 PM

For fucks sake Sheryl, there is desperate to sell a car and clutching at straws. And the selling point for this is the unique KFC number plate. I tell you if I were Colonel Sanders I would probably take a break from managing Elvis and get round Sheryls for a quick zinger before offering a million quid just for this unique plate.

https://www.gumtree....ril./1329376011

Eh what? There are other KFC plates out there?

Anyway, it appears to be some sort of Honda although Cheryl didn’t think that was important. Nice shot of the interior though, i’m sold!

My mate, the late Herbert Lom appeared in spirit form to have a look. Unimpressed I think

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 10:32 PM

“Willing to listen to sensible offer”

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Put it in a bin?

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 12:43 PM

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Jizz mobile for £200. Noisy thrust bearing according to the ad, for £200 and 2 and a bit months motoring its not bad, bridge it and get most of the initial outlay back. 

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 08:03 PM

Someone buy this.


for sale, my beloved 2007 fiat panda dynamic 1.2 petrol, In fantastic metallic orange, this car has only covered 65,000 miles, and has had lots of parts over the past year including new cam-belt and water pump, new brake discs, clutch slave and master cylinder, battery, and suspension components, with an MOT till Aug ‘19. I am forced to sell as I do not have the funds to get back to full working condition - this car runs fine, however has a faulty Body Control Module draining the battery. A panda with equivalent reg and miles would be in the region of £1500, I am open to offers as do not want to send the car to scrap, looking for £200 ONO. Selling as Spares or Repair


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Posted 09 February 2019 - 08:19 PM

206 hairdresser version with slipping clutch £200 Bradford

 

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 08:23 PM

Saxo in need of a windscreen - why don't people ever claim for this on their insurance ? Baffles me. £100 drive away from Batley. Wear goggles

 

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 08:24 PM

Month's ticket, steering play, Vectra estate £175 Fleetwood

 

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 09:01 PM

That Panpan is teh sex.
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Posted 11 February 2019 - 06:15 PM

Went fast too

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 07:12 PM

If it was closer, or had a sunroof, or was guacamole... Id have had it.
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Posted 11 February 2019 - 11:52 PM

If I was on leave I'd be 'aving this from Leicester for £200 - a pre-dented shite wagon for commuter duties, ticket till mid May

 

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 11:55 PM

..or even better, a scratty MG-F with two weeks ticket for the same price in Hants

 

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 11:57 PM

Flipping back to pre-dented shite wagons,a  K12 with a whopper in the drivers door. Scarily close in Nottm

 

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https://www.gumtree....2004/1329814871


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:09 AM

..or even better, a scratty MG-F with two weeks ticket for the same price in Hants

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFg3Njg=/...

https://www.gumtree....tlc-/1329663941



I did not search ebay for a green door (£20)... Or a roof (£50)
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 11:29 AM

Flipping back to pre-dented shite wagons,a K12 with a whopper in the drivers door. Scarily close in Nottm

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFg3Njg=/...

https://www.gumtree....2004/1329814871

Certainly looks like a takeaway pool weapon of choice. Usually seen bouncing off the limiter trying to get air over the bumps on aspley lane.
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 08:17 PM

This seems remarkably cheap

 

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